Mike Weber would be such a good defenseman if he would just stop wearing so much suck.

I prefer my defenseman natural and not too flashy like Nic Lindstrom.

Because think about it.

After a night of sweaty taint, that taint is still there in the morning but the suck isn't even if they wore it the night before.

I have no idea what I'm talking about and I'm terribly sexually frustrated.

Please, I need this forum for when my wife hates me.

Which is always.


- DynamicThreads

Make your wife watch Mike Weber play. She might realize there are worse things in life than being married to you

The mention of Mike Weber will bring him out of his hole.

Mike Weber would be such a good defenseman if he would just stop wearing so much suck.

I prefer my defenseman natural and not too flashy like Nic Lindstrom.

Because think about it.

After a night of sweaty taint, that taint is still there in the morning but the suck isn't even if they wore it the night before.

I have no idea what I'm talking about and I'm terribly sexually frustrated.

Please, I need this forum for when my wife hates me.

Which is always.


- DynamicThreads

A great sage once said that Mike Weber is an all-star, if you're sitting in the 5th row.

Make your wife watch Mike Weber play. She might realize there are worse things in life than being married to you
- sbroads24

Not sure if you didn't get the joke...



Or you did and I'm the one confused.

A great sage once said that Mike Weber is an all-star, if you're sitting in the 5th row.
- TheSabresTaco

At Ralph Wilson stadium

What the flying (frank) is this.
- TheSabresTaco

haha looks like a successful attempt to piss everyone off

haha looks like a successful attempt to piss everyone off
- feetontheair22

His usual M.O.

The mention of Mike Weber will bring him out of his hole.
- sippyd

he's like god damn Freddy Krueger

he's like god damn Freddy Krueger
- gerbe75pts

this was a good laugh for me http://thehockeywriters.c...-leaf-uniform-in-3-years/
- jzabawa

How are they going to fit him in after the sign Stamkos next year?

How are they going to fit him in after the sign Stamkos next year?
- rmiethaner

Stamkos won't get out of Buffalo

lol I'm positive that Buffalo fans have the absolute best humor of any sports fans in the world.

And to think, its all because of a bunch of hungover, strung out coke fiends who couldn't win a(n NFL) championship with 4 (frank)in chances in a row.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Well. One would have been nice.

But it makes us better sports fans.

i can't wait till weber is gone if they resign him then he has nude images of the Pegulas

i agree with goose ristolainen is going to want 5m a year and that is scary i don't want that

i can't wait till weber is gone if they resign him then he has nude images of the Pegulas
- gerbe75pts

Maybe his No. 1 fan will follow his new team.

i agree with goose ristolainen is going to want 5m a year and that is scary i don't want that
- gerbe75pts

Need to see a whole season. I have faith he will be good , but not worth that price good.

Are we gonna give Girgs 5m too ? Who deserves it more ?

Are we gonna give Girgs 5m too ? Who deserves it more ?
- cabin

Weber

Congrats to one of the good guys in sport. Well done Zach. A class act.
- mhp

I had not seen him w/o a hat in a while

I thought I was looking at Athelstan during the first season of Vikings

i agree with goose ristolainen is going to want 5m a year and that is scary i don't want that
- gerbe75pts

John Klingberg got paid well for 65 games in the NHL

they may regret that contract and the sabres may regret locking up risto long term for anything north of 5 per

Are we gonna give Girgs 5m too ? Who deserves it more ?
- cabin

neither

Van Miller or Ted Darling?

this was a good laugh for me http://thehockeywriters.c...-leaf-uniform-in-3-years/
- jzabawa

Wow.

I'm all for positive thinking, but wow.

I still can't make up my mind as to whether or not this is a legit article or a big joke. I mean it is hilarious and all, but somehow I think the "author" has deluded himself into thinking that the Leafs have any chance in landing McDavid if he turns out even half as good as people think he will.

Really Benoit(balls) Puliot? Mr five teams in five years, never scored more than 36 points in a season? The oilers would drop him so fast to sign McDavid. Unless he-McDavid- is Alexandre Dangle like bad there's no way they pick keeping Puliot over him.

On a side note how did Puliot get $4,000,000 a season? Talk about inflated contracts. There's gotta be an extra 0 right? How does Derek Roy not have a ROR type deal yet then? I mean at least Ville Leino was amazing in the Flyers run at the cup.

Van Miller or Ted Darling?
- homiedclown

Van Miller

Van Miller or Ted Darling?
- homiedclown

Ted.