this is actually solid advice from twiztedmike so take it while you can.

of course I'm 7'3" so easy for me to talk....
- dt99999

Probably stole it from someone else.

no thats correct
- DoubleDown

No, it's incorrect.

Ah - the one from Roseanne.
- hscesq

He also played Russ Griswold in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Following rule 1 and 2?
- jugkope

Hah, nah man, I'd rate myself as a 7. Also, you may just have to bump uglies for practice. This was my friends advice too. They said just swipe everything right but I disagree with this.

this is actually solid advice from twiztedmike so take it while you can.

of course I'm 7'3" so easy for me to talk....
- dt99999

I'm 6'2 but I put a picture with Waterboy and Yan so I look like Kevin Nash on it

A lot of girls don't mind it either but the dude's insecurities about it is what ruins it. If they don't mention height then don't even bring it up mate.
- twiztedmike

you seem like a solid reference in terms of identifying what ladies want.

Probably stole it from someone else.
- jugkope

Read it online - some Tinder stories article and a girl mentioned that

- WaterBoy

You must really know your poop when it comes to ladies when you're searching on Tinder.

I'm 6'2 but I put a picture with Waterboy and Yan so I look like Kevin Nash on it
- Fredobbface

Dating advice from twizteddike and Juggers...



Bergevin better do something NOW!


Like right this (frank)ing moment.
- WaterBoy

i smell a Jarred Tinordi 2-way contract coming up

you seem like a solid reference in terms of identifying what ladies want.
- DoubleDown

That's cause you're so predictable

Two things they want 1) Nice hair 2) Nice waistline (nice white belt bud)

He also played Russ Griswold in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
- stinger67

A fabulous movie. Fabulous.

You must really know your poop when it comes to ladies when you're searching on Tinder.
- _nay_

I have never tindered before.

Never will.

i smell a Jarred Tinordi 2-way contract coming up
- DoubleDown

OR a trade for a 2nd rounder and an AHL defenseman.

Hah, nah man, I'd rate myself as a 7. Also, you may just have to bump uglies for practice. This was my friends advice too. They said just swipe everything right but I disagree with this.
- twiztedmike

Then it's not so bad. It's at least rule 2.

I see enough ugliness when I walk past a mirror, I'll do without.

i smell a Jarred Tinordi 2-way contract coming up
- DoubleDown

You mean going down.


No way he plays in the NHL anytime soon... with all that D depth.

Unless they play him on the 4th line as a RW...

That's cause you're so predictable

Two things they want 1) Nice hair 2) Nice waistline (nice white belt bud)
- twiztedmike

do you really want to know what 2 things women want in a man?

A) decent, secure employment
B) good genes

i smell a Jarred Tinordi 2-way contract coming up
- DoubleDown

Qualifying offers expire at 5 pm today...don't really know what that means exactly though

WTF is rule 1 and 2 of tinder?

I have never tindered before.

Never will.
- WaterBoy

I would but I don't have a smartphone so (frank) it.

You mean going down.


No way he plays in the NHL anytime soon... with all that D depth.

Unless they play him on the 4th line as a RW...
- WaterBoy

or third. is there really a difference?

WTF is rule 1 and 2 of tinder?
- WaterBoy

Rule 1: Be attractive.
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

I'm probably a 9

A fabulous movie. Fabulous.
- hscesq

Better in French.


Le sapin a des boules

do you really want to know what 2 things women want in a man?

A) decent, secure employment
B) good genes
- DoubleDown

That can be passed...

They also want us to STFU and listen... listen... listen listennnnnn and go uhhhh yeah.