Wake from nap, nhl reporters jerking the trade market off all over twitter.

Feverishly scroll through, not kessel or phaneuf, back to sleep.

Bob Murray has Jim Bennings balls in a vice

Thank you Boston for giving us Kessel. And thankl you for trading Seguin and Hamilton in their early 20's for so little.

Thank you Boston for giving us Kessel. And thankl you for trading Seguin and Hamilton in their early 20's for so little.
- RogerRoeper

I can't wait for the flames to chant thank you Kessel

When does Jared Knight start ripping it up.? Bruins fans told me he alone would be better than Kessel.

BabCock gonna give Weiss a second chance if he is cheap?

It's like bizarro world in hockey right now. Nobody predicted everything that's happened so far, more like the opposite
- TonkaPhaneuf

This window where you can talk to would free agents is driving prices up and forcing teams to move assets they'd like to keep based simply on salary/fear of offer sheets

BabCock gonna give Weiss a second chance if he is cheap?
- Landsbergfan

A cheap shot? Beats a money shot.

So leafs are signing Franson tomorrow, aren't they..

@Ryan_Kesler: Quack quack @kbieksa3

So leafs are signing Franson tomorrow, aren't they..
- ClarksonDavid

Go play in traffic.

So the Leafs will eat 2 million per of Kessel's deal in return for the Leafs emptying your farm system.

Does kyle Dubas even know what a fax machine is?

Does kyle Dubas even know what a fax machine is?
- Bigzby

He can use his calculator to find it out

Does kyle Dubas even know what a fax machine is?
- Bigzby

He doesn't even know what myspace is.

Bieksa to ANA

He doesn't even know what myspace is.
- RogerRoeper

He's prolly been calling it to give kessel phaneuf trade info.

"Guys I keep getting some weird noises on the other end"

Rest of management team just laughs at him.

"Haha (frank) it let's keep em and do a hybrid rebuild it's worth it just to see this over and over"

BabCock gonna give Weiss a second chance if he is cheap?
- Landsbergfan

I feel like we should sign Weiss so that we can say we had the Panthers' entire future Stanley Cup roster core from six years ago.

So leafs are signing Franson tomorrow, aren't they..
- ClarksonDavid

We are building our future by repeating mistakes of the past.

It's the futility that unites us all.

Anyone know if Kessel, Phaneuf, Lupul, Bozak, or Gardiner have been traded yet? Anyone?

Bob Murray has Jim Bennings balls in a vice
- TheThrill

Benning is an idiot. He turned down the same deal from San Jose on draft day. That would have been a higher pick.

Anyone know if Kessel, Phaneuf, Lupul, Bozak, or Gardiner have been traded yet? Anyone?
- Greene19

MLSE has to cut a 4 million cheque to Kessel before he moves.

MLSE has to cut a 4 million cheque to Kessel before he moves.
- RogerRoeper

How many burgers do you get for 4 million

Im sure all of them will be dealt tomorrow, no worries

Does kyle Dubas even know what a fax machine is?
- Bigzby

Patience young grasshopper. Patience. It's the key.