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dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 5 @ 10:36 AM ET
Question for the day

How many times per day do you bath or shower yourself for personal hygiene?
- penguininnevada

Every morning and about 4 days a week evenings for the double whammy
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 5 @ 4:23 PM ET
Question for the day

How many times per day do you bath or shower yourself for personal hygiene?
- penguininnevada

depends

today it was 4:
1) after my morning poop
2) after doing some yard work following breakfast
3) after an unscheduled early afternoon poop
4) after washing my car

I must admit the 1st 3 were really just quick rinses, knowing I would get sweaty (not really dirty) again with the car cleaning. No soap really, just a good blast with the handheld. #1 & #3 were targeted only at areas needing attention. #4 was a full service with body wash, shave, shampoo, in-shower skin lotion rinse, and hair conditioner rinse.

If I have any more today it will likely depend on Mrs. Decko's mood...
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 5 @ 5:55 PM ET
depends

today it was 4:
1) after my morning poop
2) after doing some yard work following breakfast
3) after an unscheduled early afternoon poop
4) after washing my car

I must admit the 1st 3 were really just quick rinses, knowing I would get sweaty (not really dirty) again with the car cleaning. No soap really, just a good blast with the handheld. #1 & #3 were targeted only at areas needing attention. #4 was a full service with body wash, shave, shampoo, in-shower skin lotion rinse, and hair conditioner rinse.

If I have any more today it will likely depend on Mrs. Decko's mood...
- Bendecko


Get a bidet man...but i commend you on trying to keep that anus fresh
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 5 @ 5:58 PM ET
Get a bidet man...but i commend you on trying to keep that anus fresh
- dellio
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Jan 5 @ 9:17 PM ET
Question for the day

How many times per day do you bath or shower yourself for personal hygiene?
- penguininnevada

0.25
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 5 @ 10:01 PM ET
Get a bidet man...but i commend you on trying to keep that anus fresh
- dellio

TY. Taint no better feeling than a bum clean enough to eat from.

Much better than the left-hand rule... alhamdulillah!

Don't want/need a bidet. Already had one a long time ago. I think the bum gun in the shower & the way I do it is more fuss-free, less messy, quicker, and most importantly, does a better job.

Now one of those Toto's... Has to be the whole toilet, premium model. Not one of those deals you put on a regular toilet... not interested in spending the money at this time though. If you promise to buy one for me, maybe I'll do a Throne wishlist.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 6 @ 11:21 AM ET
TY. Taint no better feeling than a bum clean enough to eat from.

Much better than the left-hand rule... alhamdulillah!

Don't want/need a bidet. Already had one a long time ago. I think the bum gun in the shower & the way I do it is more fuss-free, less messy, quicker, and most importantly, does a better job.

Now one of those Toto's... Has to be the whole toilet, premium model. Not one of those deals you put on a regular toilet... not interested in spending the money at this time though. If you promise to buy one for me, maybe I'll do a Throne wishlist.
- Bendecko





best type keeps u clean and fresh. also fast...not going to jump in the shower everytime take a dump.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 6 @ 11:51 PM ET
Dellio fingers the crack in his buttocks to remove his wedged underwear therefrom
THE BLACK HAND
Joined: 06.09.2021
Jan 7 @ 7:32 AM ET


best type keeps u clean and fresh. also fast...not going to jump in the shower everytime take a dump.
- dellio



https://www.bidetsplus.co...et-seat-comparison-chart/

was looking to get one for Christmas
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 7 @ 1:01 PM ET
https://www.bidetsplus.com/bidet-seat-comparison-chart/

was looking to get one for Christmas
- THE BLACK HAND

How did that work out for you
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 7 @ 1:24 PM ET
https://www.bidetsplus.com/bidet-seat-comparison-chart/

was looking to get one for Christmas
- THE BLACK HAND

may your water always be warm
THE BLACK HAND
Joined: 06.09.2021
Jan 7 @ 1:52 PM ET
How did that work out for you
- penguininnevada

did you see how much poop you have to read in order to compare these (frank)ers
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 7 @ 9:33 PM ET
I just watched this 5x

https://youtu.be/eW1CzHe2KaY
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 9 @ 1:56 PM ET
https://www.bidetsplus.com/bidet-seat-comparison-chart/

was looking to get one for Christmas
- THE BLACK HAND


highly recommend....takes used to for the cold water but its great.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 9 @ 1:58 PM ET
highly recommend....takes used to for the cold water but its great.
- dellio

is there warm air to dry my dampened hole?
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 9 @ 3:54 PM ET


best type keeps u clean and fresh. also fast...not going to jump in the shower everytime take a dump.
- dellio

Can it clean the feet at the same time? If no, not interested
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 9 @ 3:54 PM ET
highly recommend....takes used to for the cold water but its great.
- dellio

oh mother(frank)ing hell no.

though I guess cold is more of a relief for those who use sand for TP.
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 9 @ 3:54 PM ET
is there warm air to dry my dampened hole?
- kicksave856
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 9 @ 3:54 PM ET
Sticking with my current toilet seat with quick release clips at the hinges. Just bring it into the shower with me for a blast in case there are any accidental stains.

next house I build I'm just put the commode in a walk-in shower stall.

Edit: Or if I ever live on a sailboat again.
Bendecko
Location: Cave Putorium
Joined: 02.29.2020
Jan 9 @ 3:54 PM ET
quilted northern ultra plush is the best TP per unit cost, bar none.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 9 @ 5:09 PM ET
is there warm air to dry my dampened hole?
- kicksave856

No
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 9 @ 5:10 PM ET
oh mother(frank)ing hell no.

though I guess cold is more of a relief for those who use sand for TP.
- Bendecko

great when you have spicy food.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 9 @ 5:47 PM ET
No
- dellio

blow on it for me.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007
Jan 10 @ 1:58 PM ET
blow on it for me.
- kicksave856


when i blow on my cats butthole he always meows
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 10 @ 2:46 PM ET
when i blow on my cats butthole he always meows
- dellio

go in wet willy style and see how the cat reacts.
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