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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Nov 17 @ 12:54 PM ET
"We Live Closer to the Time of Tyrannosaurus Rex than They Lived to Stegosaurus. 65 Million Years Separate Us from T-Rex -- 83 Million Years Separate T-Rex From Stegosaurus"


can you imagine humans being around for 83 MILLION years lol. The entire universe would get destroyed
- Crimsoninja

they have been and they created this reality we're living in, out of boredom
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Nov 17 @ 1:32 PM ET




everyone needs to watch these (frank)in nerds geeking out over semi trucks and elon musk

only for 90 seconds starting at 36:30
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Nov 17 @ 1:49 PM ET




everyone needs to watch these (frank)in nerds geeking out over semi trucks and elon musk

only for 90 seconds starting at 36:30
- Shutdown

how did you even find this


oh my god look at the black one


they're so quiet
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Nov 17 @ 2:06 PM ET
how did you even find this


oh my god look at the black one


they're so quiet
- Crimsoninja

the song they used to intro the trucks was off the new QOTSA album, someone on the qotsa reddit posted the vid, and i thought it was a new tesla car so i clicked on it, then i see these people going crazy over an 18 wheeler
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 2:10 PM ET
I just farted poison.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 17 @ 2:16 PM ET
I just farted poison.
- dt99999

prove that its poison. breathe it in.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 2:21 PM ET
prove that its poison. breathe it in.
- kicksave856

The second fart was the antidote.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 17 @ 2:25 PM ET
The second fart was the antidote.
- dt99999

does the tofino know what may be happening later?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 2:29 PM ET
does the tofino know what may be happening later?
- kicksave856

I am riding the tofino as. we. speak.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 17 @ 2:30 PM ET
I am riding the tofino as. we. speak.
- dt99999

you're so gross.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 2:58 PM ET
I'm about 75% sure I have skin cancer
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 17 @ 3:02 PM ET
I'm about 75% sure I have skin cancer
- dt99999

you shed your skin every 4 or 5 months though don't you?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 17 @ 3:34 PM ET
i learned today that i don't like hippies very much.

first there was a girl with dirty hair down to her dirty ass walking around wawa on her phone and every other word was "shit" even though there were kids around. and she just sounded so dumb and used some spaced out effect on her voice.

then i saw her boyfriend with his dirty hair tied in a knot. he had a blanket thrown over his back and an afgan blanket draped over one shoulder. not in bed, in wawa.

the smell of patchouli was making everybody sick.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 3:35 PM ET
you shed your skin every 4 or 5 months though don't you?
- kicksave856

Yes, and the husk is used to make ships' sails
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Nov 17 @ 3:51 PM ET
Yes, and the husk is used to make ships' sails
- dt99999


The industry devoted to shaving the sail-skin employs a dozen people in New Brunswick annually.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 17 @ 3:52 PM ET
The industry devoted to shaving the sail-skin employs a dozen people in New Brunswick annually.
- BINGO!

13 of them are related to our very own cape Breton bruins
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Nov 19 @ 2:57 PM ET
13 of them are related to our very own cape Breton bruins
- dt99999



when will you die?
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Nov 19 @ 3:16 PM ET
ustin Trudeau‏Verified account @JustinTrudeau
1h1 hour ago

On November 28, the Government will offer a formal apology to LGBTQ2 Canadians in the House - for the persecution & injustices they have suffered, and to advance together on the path to equality & inclusion.
191 replies 1,140 retweets 3,985 likes
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Nov 19 @ 3:17 PM ET
ustin Trudeau‏Verified account @JustinTrudeau
1h1 hour ago

On November 28, the Government will offer a formal apology to LGBTQ2 Canadians in the House - for the persecution & injustices they have suffered, and to advance together on the path to equality & inclusion.
191 replies 1,140 retweets 3,985 likes
- AGalchenyuk27

keep sucking those cocks faggyboy
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Nov 19 @ 3:18 PM ET
ustin Trudeau‏Verified account @JustinTrudeau
1h1 hour ago

On November 28, the Government will offer a formal apology to LGBTQ2 Canadians in the House - for the persecution & injustices they have suffered, and to advance together on the path to equality & inclusion.
191 replies 1,140 retweets 3,985 likes
- AGalchenyuk27




If this ever happened in the US, people would go crazy
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 19 @ 3:20 PM ET
when will you die?
- penguininnevada

Literally any minute now
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Nov 19 @ 3:21 PM ET


If this ever happened in the US, people would go crazy
- PhillySportsGuy

Trudeau will be banned from 32 US states
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Nov 19 @ 6:26 PM ET
Martin Truex Jr. from Trenton, New Jersey is the 2017 Monster Energy Champion.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Nov 19 @ 6:28 PM ET
Trudeau will be banned from 32 US states
- AGalchenyuk27



Donald J. Trump‏Verified account
@realDonaldTrump
Sen. Jeff Flake(y), who is unelectable in the Great State of Arizona (quit race, anemic polls) was caught (purposely) on “mike” saying bad things about your favorite President. He’ll be a NO on tax cuts because his political career anyway is “toast.”
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Nov 19 @ 6:40 PM ET
Martin Truex Jr. from Trenton, New Jersey is the 2017 Monster Energy Champion.
- AGalchenyuk27

WILL BE KILLED AT GAYTONA 2018
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