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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 9:12 PM ET
i guess i have no idea if it was 2 minutes
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 2 @ 9:13 PM ET
ty. thought it was meh myself.
- Gramps28

is twiztedmike really the gauge you want to use
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Sep 2 @ 9:15 PM ET
hi boo


please don't eat bread or meat for 24 hours
- -davies-


I have a somewhat amusing story along these lines.

Had a family that lived down the block from me as a yute. really nice people but not too bright. took their youngest to get a couple of teeth removed. of course they numbed the poop out of his mouth. told him would last a few hours. googie, thats what they called him, was a husky lad and was a bit hungry. so they mom made him steak,

33 stitches later she realized it wasn't a good idea.

/stwg
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 2 @ 9:16 PM ET
they numb up your throat so it's not terrible but i gagged the whole time (like so and so's muthah)

doesn't last long. maybe 2 minutes
- Shutdown

i was talking to crims
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Sep 2 @ 9:17 PM ET
is twiztedmike really the gauge you want to use
- Shutdown

i said it was meh.
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 2 @ 10:08 PM ET
i said it was meh.
- Gramps28
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 3 @ 10:05 AM ET
i'd like some details on the colonoscopy sandwich please


was it the best mostly just because the drugs made it seem that way or was it actually, truly the best turkey sandwich you ever made?

if its the latter, please describe the ingredients/construction
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 3 @ 10:34 AM ET
i'd like some details on the colonoscopy sandwich please


was it the best mostly just because the drugs made it seem that way or was it actually, truly the best turkey sandwich you ever made?

if its the latter, please describe the ingredients/construction
- Crimsoninja

i'll let him answer as well but i had gnocchi last night and it was a religious experience
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 3 @ 11:16 AM ET
When I had my Wisdom Teeth pulled, they gave me intravenous drugs instead of gas. The whole procedure lasted well over an hour, but I thought it was only about ten minutes.

I have a birth defect that required many surgeries. By the time of my last surgery, I was seventeen and very used to alcohol and pot. I made myself stay awake after the first round of anesthesia so that they would give me a second dose.

Two years ago I had my first colonoscopy. The drugs they give you for that are crazy. One drug for pain and another so you don't remember. When I got home, I made the best turkey sandwich I have ever had and ate it with a perma grin on my face.

Summation...legal drugs from a hospital are the best.
- rmiethaner


couple years ago adge had an endoscopy, i think they gave him the same stuff

i went to get him and he was sitting in a chair in a hallway just smiling away

i asked how he was feeling

he kept smiling and said "zommified"
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Sep 3 @ 11:17 AM ET
I have a somewhat amusing story along these lines.

Had a family that lived down the block from me as a yute. really nice people but not too bright. took their youngest to get a couple of teeth removed. of course they numbed the poop out of his mouth. told him would last a few hours. googie, thats what they called him, was a husky lad and was a bit hungry. so they mom made him steak,

33 stitches later she realized it wasn't a good idea.

/stwg
- Gramps28



did he eat everything ?
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Sep 3 @ 5:22 PM ET
did he eat everything ?
- -davies-

including part of his lip and i guess we will call it a chunk of his face.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 4 @ 6:48 PM ET
forgot about this from last weekend.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Sep 5 @ 9:09 PM ET
wait where am i going?
- Crimsoninja
Not_Yan
St Louis Blues
Location: it's an excellent product, easier, quicker, and even better than real mashed potatoes.
Joined: 04.19.2013
Sep 7 @ 4:15 PM ET
Classic stupid GM in my keeper league just traded McDavid for Karlsson. We're currently voting to add a draft lottery system just to avoid giving away all the future first overalls to that idiot.
- Not_Yan


UPDATE

Same classic stupid GM just traded 1st overall pick (Matthews) for Hedman
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 7 @ 4:20 PM ET
UPDATE

Same classic stupid GM just traded 1st overall pick (Matthews) for Hedman
- Not_Yan

lol @ mashatar
Not_Yan
St Louis Blues
Location: it's an excellent product, easier, quicker, and even better than real mashed potatoes.
Joined: 04.19.2013
Sep 7 @ 4:36 PM ET
lol @ mashatar
- kicksave856


my new boy
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Sep 7 @ 4:42 PM ET
The Carolina Hurricanes have signed goaltender Michael Leighton to a one year, 2 way contract
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 7 @ 4:46 PM ET
The Carolina Hurricanes have signed goaltender Michael Leighton to a one year, 2 way contract


- BINGO!

oh (frank) him so bad
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Sep 7 @ 5:05 PM ET
oh (frank) him so bad
- kicksave856


Love that Cam wouldn't fight Tuuka Rask but he definitely felt the need to punch Michael Leighton in the face at least once.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 7 @ 5:07 PM ET
Love that Cam wouldn't fight Tuuka Rask but he definitely felt the need to punch Michael Leighton in the face at least once.
- BINGO!

i also feel the need to punch michael leighton in the face at least once.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 7 @ 5:08 PM ET
he'll never even see it coming.


see, because he doesn't do that.

he doesn't see things coming.
AustonPowers
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Supreme Manager of the Johnny Boychuk to EDM Thread
Joined: 07.14.2016
Sep 7 @ 5:10 PM ET
he'll never even see it coming.


see, because he doesn't do that.

he doesn't see things coming.
- kicksave856
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Sep 7 @ 5:12 PM ET
he'll never even see it coming.


see, because he doesn't do that.

he doesn't see things coming.
- kicksave856
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 7 @ 5:17 PM ET

- BINGO!

yes, bingo. that.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Sep 7 @ 5:19 PM ET
yes, bingo. that.
- kicksave856


Just making sure. Just trying to help.
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