did you hover or line the seat with tp
- -davies-

at least three rolls worth is my guess plus whatever paper towels were handy

did you hover or line the seat with tp
- -davies-

a little bit of hovering and a lot of paper towels.


also, don't forget the hammock. you throw a paper towel or two in the bowl to catch your droppings and mitigate any public toilet backsplash.

if i got public toilet backsplash i would absolutely set myself on fire.

I do not poop anywhere but home unless it is a true emergency.
- GudasNew

exactly.

i give in literally only once or twice per year and i have to be in a real situation.


like today. it was like waves crashing on the beach. except the waves were boiling water and the beach was my colon.

a little bit of hovering and a lot of paper towels.


also, don't forget the hammock. you throw a paper towel or two in the bowl to catch your droppings and mitigate any public toilet backsplash.

if i got public toilet backsplash i would absolutely set myself on fire.
- kicksave856

you shouldn't flush paper towels, john

you shouldn't flush paper towels, john
- -davies-

Not his problem!

you shouldn't flush paper towels, john
- -davies-

Not his problem!
- GudasNew

seriously.

i'm gonna lessen the already thin layer of protection i have to save the septic system of a building i desperately want to burn to the ground?

not bloody likely!

seriously.

i'm gonna lessen the already thin layer of protection i have to save the septic system of a building i desperately want to burn to the ground?

not bloody likely!
- kicksave856

Can't wait til BFGL overflows the toilet with a massive poop.

Can't wait til BFGL overflows the toilet with a massive poop.
- AGalchenyuk27

i'm pretty sure he already has.

poor hockey guy had to clean it up because BFGL didn't admit it was him.

i feel so dirty

i bet i just throw these shorts in the trash.
- kicksave856

Your boy Thorogood playing 2 mins from my place tomorrow

Your boy Thorogood playing 2 mins from my place tomorrow
- Crimsoninja

you know what to do

I do not poop anywhere but home unless it is a true emergency.
- GudasNew

your vacations must be very exciting

probs just blew through 3/4 of a bar of irish spring.

Press conference for Streit2ThePoint is scheduled for 7:30 PM EST. More to come.
- GudasNew

Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h1 hour ago

Pocono winner @Chris_Buescher was as high as 1000/1 to win today. Can't find any sportsbook that took a bet on him....yet.

Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h1 hour ago

Pocono winner @Chris_Buescher was as high as 1000/1 to win today. Can't find any sportsbook that took a bet on him....yet.
- AGalchenyuk27

you think his dad would place 5 bucks on him every (frank)ing race

- penguininnevada

Cancelled due to lack of interest

Cancelled due to lack of interest
- Streit2ThePoint

too easy.

too easy.
- Gramps28

gimmicks can only be stolen for so long

Rachel Platten will be performing at the annual corporate party

who the (frank) is she? is she (frank)able??

Going to NYC on Thursday on a last-minute road trip

Unfortunately it is not to see Howard

kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'

kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'
- Streit2ThePoint

godspeed, friend.

know that i'm thinking about you and hoping that you feel better soon.

kick I think you passed your poops onto me. Storms a brewin'
- Streit2ThePoint

better head home bud.

better head home bud.
- AGalchenyuk27

I normally get home around 4:30 but I have to stop at the hardware store to get some wood (code).

Holding my shvingter tight.