You're just hoping he can deflate himself to make it less painful for you when you get it from behind.
- TokenBlack

He would be Tom's Wide Receiver

(frank) all buddy, preshopping because I found out I am getting back a large tax return.



What's new with you?
- Horseguts

Not much, just recovering from a night of fine wine and dancing.

Is that a picture of me and you in 30 years? You could definitely be my nonsexual life partner.

He would be Tom's Wide Receiver
- Horseguts

We know he's probably not Tom's Tight End since his trip to Thailand.

You're just hoping he can deflate himself to make it less painful for you when you get it from behind.
- TokenBlack

I said bone...not get boned by.

If I did have to get boned I would it to be by a guy with a really small penis that came fast....

Not much, just recovering from a night of fine wine and dancing.

Is that a picture of me and you in 30 years? You could definitely be my nonsexual life partner.
- TokenBlack

I am a little taller though so unless you're 6'4, that pic may not be too accurate.

I said bone...not get boned by.

If I did have to get boned I would it to be by a guy with a really small penis that came fast....
- Jeropotato

We know he's probably not Tom's Tight End since his trip to Thailand.
- TokenBlack

I am a little taller though so unless you're 6'4, this may not be too acurate.
- Horseguts

I'm 6'3 1/2" Close.

I said bone...not get boned by.

If I did have to get boned I would it to be by a guy with a really small penis that came fast....
- Jeropotato

I'm 6'3 1/2" Close.
- TokenBlack

Perfect! That is us in 30 years then buddy

Perfect! That is us in 30 years then buddy
- Horseguts

- TokenBlack

I should have changed the background to a strip club though

I should have changed the background to a strip club though
- Horseguts

Yes! Do it and I'll give you points!

Yes! Do it and I'll give you points!
- TokenBlack

- Horseguts

You frequent the Chive, that explains a lot. Let me guess you sport White Oakleys and a Keep Calm t-shirt.


- LittleRicky

It's as if you can see Chet right now in his bathroom taking selfish before he heads out to a rave.

- Horseguts

Good thing I saved that.

I deleted it because I missed my nose! Screw it, I am not going to redo it Thanks for the points!

Edit: I lied, I hate leaving things undone...



If this is us in 30 years. that stripper isn't even born yet

I deleted it because I missed my nose! Screw it, I am not going to redo it Thanks for the points!

Edit: I lied, I hate leaving things undone...


- Horseguts

I thought you deleted it because of the woman. Was surprised. Good to know you weren't being a pansy.

Nah, that's cool if that's what you're into....I find actual athletes more impressive is all.
- Jeropotato

Hey whatever dudes turn you on more. Each to their own.

I thought you deleted it because of the woman. Was surprised. Good to know you weren't being a pansy.
- TokenBlack

Come on man, you should know I am not worried over being banned.

Lots of huge guys are very athletic
- Mr_Underwood

Yeah jero is just jelly cause he's an old skid who has a pot belly and smokes a pack a day so he can't get the hot chick's that the "muscleheads" do.

Yeah jero is just jelly cause he's an old skid who has a pot belly and smokes a pack a day so he can't get the hot chick's that the "muscleheads" do.
- leonkennedy

You don't need muscles to get hot chicks, just a thick wallet.

Yeah jero is just jelly cause he's an old skid who has a pot belly and smokes a pack a day so he can't get the hot chick's that the "muscleheads" do.
- leonkennedy

Well there is that....

You don't need muscles to get hot chicks, just a thick wallet.
- Horseguts

Yeah, but getting muscles is easier than getting money sometimes. Got more wussy when I was in hockey than I did after I got a nice paying job.