You don't need muscles to get hot chicks, just a thick wallet.
- Horseguts

Didn't say ya need it, just that Jero sees them hanging off the arms of ripped guys so he immediately calls them useless and unathletic....because he is such a well conditioned athlete himself.

Yeah, but getting muscles is easier than getting money sometimes. Got more wussy when I was in hockey than I did after I got a nice paying job.
- TokenBlack

Well there is that....
- Jeropotato

Chin up jero. Those fatties you bang tend to be less crazy than the anorexic ones the muscleheads bang.

Didn't say ya need it, just that Jero sees them hanging off the arms of ripped guys so he immediately calls them useless and unathletic....because he is such a well conditioned athlete himself.
- leonkennedy

I can outrun anyone on the planet to the fridge for beer.

You don't need muscles to get hot chicks, just a thick wallet.
- Horseguts

As long as she has a tight wallet you just have to find a way to make it happen.

I can outrun anyone on the planet to the fridge for beer.
- Horseguts

When we live together, you won't make it to the fridge after I lob a puck at the back of your head to make sure that last beer is mine.

Yeah, but getting muscles is easier than getting money sometimes. Got more wussy when I was in hockey than I did after I got a nice paying job.
- TokenBlack

I tell chicks I play for the lightning

I tell chicks I play for the lightning
- Mr_Underwood

You're probably that fat kid I knocked out the last time I was at Amelie arena.

You're probably that fat kid I knocked out the last time I was at Amelie arena.
- TokenBlack

Was he a lightning superfan?

The only guy I would bone...like if it was somehow made mandatory to do it once....is Tom Brady
- Jeropotato

He would deflate those balls amirite?!?!

Was he a lightning superfan?
- Mr_Underwood

Yeah. Standing in line to get a beer with my buddy, this huge fat guy comes by and starts shoving Red Wings fans. I laid him out with a right hook and walked away after I got my beer.

Yeah. Standing in line to get a beer with my buddy, this huge fat guy comes by and starts shoving Red Wings fans. I laid him out with a right hook and walked away after I got my beer.
- TokenBlack

You frequent the Chive, that explains a lot. Let me guess you sport White Oakleys and a Keep Calm t-shirt.


- LittleRicky

I hate the chive. Absolutely hate that website. I googled "hot redhead".

The chive is weak as (frank). I asked a buddy why he goes on there and he said to look at hot girl pics. I'll stick with my pornhub
- Ihatebrianburke

bam!!!

And when did we start calling him Leo?
- Jeropotato

typo? or was it?

typo? or was it?
- ChetManly

Well it sucks either way. Never again, please.

Who's everyone?
- SpoiledByOil

Generalization. I refer to idiots as "everyone" figuring the regulars know I'm not including them.

- Mr_Underwood

I've been thrown out of a few Griffins games before for fighting or brawling, but only been in three fights at NHL level games and haven't been thrown out yet at the higher level.

Just a close up of her ass....but nothing else in the photo to provide a scope of how big it actually is.
Kinda like the pecker shots he sent her...just a close up that makes it look really...thick?
- Jeropotato

It's as if you can see Chet right now in his bathroom taking selfish before he heads out to a rave.
- leonkennedy

the trick is to take a group selfie once at the rave and then let the part favours kick in.

Generalization. I refer to idiots as "everyone" figuring the regulars know I'm not including them.
- ChetManly

When I generally reference 'idiots ' I actually am taking about most of the regulars on here.

Yeah. Standing in line to get a beer with my buddy, this huge fat guy comes by and starts shoving Red Wings fans. I laid him out with a right hook and walked away after I got my beer.
- TokenBlack

my pants just got tight.

Well it sucks either way. Never again, please.
- Jeropotato

don't tell me what to do!

He wants to be one of those guys that's huge and can lift heavy weights, but not really be able to perform any sports or productive day to day activities like a normal, healthy person.
- Jeropotato

Hey (frank)er i'm very athletic, i play baseball & stay in shape by workingout.........unlike you, you beerbelly skag.

When I generally reference 'idiots ' I actually am taking about most of the regulars on here.
- Jeropotato

that's in a different context