Actually what is comical is your recollection of lock outs.

94-95 half season- Hank was 12 years old.

2004-2005 full season- Hank had yet to play a single NHL game at the time

2012-2013 34 games missed.

So Hank missed exactly 34 games in his prime due to lockouts. Both Roy and Brodeur lost more.

So go pretend you watch hockey and cry somewhere else.
- smellmyfinger

*deflates tires to 12.5psi*

*deflates tires to 12.5psi*
- glove_was_stuck

Did the police already check your tires beforehand though?

This one work?

- smellmyfinger

Did the police already check your tires beforehand though?
- eichiefs9

Yeah but I had to stop in the bathroom to check my Grindr messages on my way back to the car.

EDIT: I didn't have any.

Yeah but I had to stop in the bathroom to check my Grindr messages on my way back to the car.

EDIT: I didn't have any.
- glove_was_stuck

Eklund: Will the South"least" rise again? Babcock Close? Buzzcast at 1pm
- Eklund

Good job with the hair

- eichiefs9

Who loves ya?


- glove_was_stuck

This one work?

- smellmyfinger

Depends, is there a guy on each side smelling his finger(s)?

Actually what is comical is your recollection of lock outs.

94-95 half season- Hank was 12 years old.

2004-2005 full season- Hank had yet to play a single NHL game at the time

2012-2013 34 games missed.

So Hank missed exactly 34 games in his prime due to lockouts. Both Roy and Brodeur lost more.

So go pretend you watch hockey and cry somewhere else.
- smellmyfinger

first off the only person crying is you, wa he's not the king martys the king, so check again who's crying. You're mad at his nick name, how f**king stupid is that? Yea I messed up in the lockouts, the reason why 2004-05 is important is because he was planning to come over that year and instead had to play one extra season in Sweden. So he lost 1.5 years due to lockouts, conservatively around 40-50 wins. But haters are going to hate.

first off the only person crying is you, wa he's not the king martys the king, so check again who's crying. You're mad at his nick name, how f**king stupid is that? Yea I messed up in the lockouts, the reason why 2004-05 is important is because he was planning to come over that year and instead had to play one extra season in Sweden. So he lost 1.5 years due to lockouts, conservatively around 40-50 wins. But haters are going to hate.
- MatzCT

first off the only person crying is you, wa he's not the king martys the king, so check again who's crying. You're mad at his nick name, how f**king stupid is that? Yea I messed up in the lockouts, the reason why 2004-05 is important is because he was planning to come over that year and instead had to play one extra season in Sweden. So he lost 1.5 years due to lockouts, conservatively around 40-50 wins. But haters are going to hate.
- MatzCT

- smellmyfinger

- Mr_Underwood

- smellmyfinger

Is that shampoo tear free?

Is that shampoo tear free?
- Mr_Underwood

You know it!

Is that shampoo tear free?
- Mr_Underwood

The jacket, on the other hand, is cause for plenty of tears.

The jacket, on the other hand, is cause for plenty of tears.
- eichiefs9

FYI: you got me to look up Tommy Cheeseballs. That is precisely the reason why I tend to travel out of state for summer vacations.

FYI: you got me to look up Tommy Cheeseballs. That is precisely the reason why I tend to travel out of state for summer vacations.
- smellmyfinger

Seriously if you ever find a way to watch the entire episode it's literally the greatest thing ever

Very slow start. Look nervous. Let's kill this off and turn the tides.

Very slow start. Look nervous. Let's kill this off and turn the tides.
- bigrod79

Please keep all expert insight posts in the nbcsn thread

Please keep all expert insight posts in the nbcsn thread
- Mr_Underwood

Don't jerk bigrod around.

Don't jerk bigrod around.
- eichiefs9

Ovi may have angered him right there. I don't want to be near BigRod when he blows.

Don't jerk bigrod around.
- eichiefs9

Find me the full episode of Tommy cheeseballs