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McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:38 AM ET
theyre fun. the "stadium" in a back alley parking lot of sorts, with pop up beer gardens surounding the seats ( which are long narrow tables with lawn chairs all facing the ring on 4 sides). its pretty cooltonight is an all Malaysia vs Thaiiland card with the main event being a taped fist contest....no gloves. its pretty neat. basically its just 1 boxing club hosting the events, with challengers coming from various rival clubs. Competitors range from 15 years old to about 25 ( mind you, nips all look kinda young to me so who knows). Theres usually about 7 matches. The girls are the most vicious by far, though they fight a bit awkwardly.
- Jeropotato

Sweet! Sound like a good time... I love chick fights.....
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 12:39 AM ET
My skating still sucks arse... But as a ginger murse I'd back myself to clean you up
- lumlums

So you will be stepping on the ice like a newborn calf trying to walk and this would back you how?
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:39 AM ET
MCJesus knows a little bit about reptiles....but mostly insects. Lice, crabs, etc...
- Jeropotato

(frank) you Jero. ....
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:39 AM ET
What.... mud wrestling in katchup?
- McJesus_FTW


That what it's like to bleed English Ass clown.... but you;re just a German swine.


Two world wars and one world cup....
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:40 AM ET


Well he just married this

- oranje_blue91


Yup, Mrs HA is pretty awful...
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

May 4 @ 12:41 AM ET
That what it's like to bleed English Ass clown.... but you;re just a German swine.


Two world wars and one world cup....

- lumlums

youre actually taking credit for the 2nd WW victory? How British of you.
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:42 AM ET
That what it's like to bleed English Ass clown.... but you;re just a German swine.


Two world wars and one world cup....

- lumlums

Hay man I actually watched that game... I was very proud for my homeland... first time I've ever watched a soccer game.... (frank)ing boring compared to hockey....
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:42 AM ET
youre actually taking credit for the 2nd WW victory? How British of you.
- Jeropotato

batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

May 4 @ 12:46 AM ET
As, a complete ass kicking followed by a shut out. Think the Flames fans are still sitting high on their team?
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 12:49 AM ET
As, a complete ass kicking followed by a shut out. Think the Flames fans are still sitting high on their team?
- batjester

Well haven't seen too many of them in here running their sass mouths since Thursday so I'd say not as much
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:50 AM ET
As, a complete ass kicking followed by a shut out. Think the Flames fans are still sitting high on their team?
- batjester

I know whipper is pissed... he texted me a bit ago and was (frank)ing ranting and raving... I told him to suck it up... the Flames had a great run....
oranje_blue91
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PSM 06.23.15, AB
Joined: 10.16.2014

May 4 @ 12:50 AM ET
As, a complete ass kicking followed by a shut out. Think the Flames fans are still sitting high on their team?
- batjester

Who knows, there is a saying about Calgary

Calgary; the only city in the world with more horses asses than horses.
oranje_blue91
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PSM 06.23.15, AB
Joined: 10.16.2014

May 4 @ 12:51 AM ET
I know whipper is pissed... he texted me a bit ago and was (frank)ing ranting and raving... I told him to suck it up... the Flames had a great run....
- McJesus_FTW

well whipper isn't exactly a person we would call smart.
Orphen22
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Well...that just happend., NY
Joined: 06.24.2012

May 4 @ 12:54 AM ET
He's banned. Just give it to me and I'll text him for ya. No homo.
- leonkennedy

Oh god what now? Hahaha. Just trying to see what he finds fair price for a Banana ball python? Ohand if he knows any tricks on getting a snamke to eat. It's been 5 weeks since last feeding and he normally doesn't give me issues but he's not even attempting to and I've tried giving him the mice a couple times now.
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 1:05 AM ET
Oh god what now? Hahaha. Just trying to see what he finds fair price for a Banana ball python? Ohand if he knows any tricks on getting a snamke to eat. It's been 5 weeks since last feeding and he normally doesn't give me issues but he's not even attempting to and I've tried giving him the mice a couple times now.
- Orphen22

Oh poop.... 5 weeks hay.... how old is it... is it male or female? As for the banana ball I'll get back to you on that soon... let's deal with the eating issue first...

Edit.... checked my lists and I can get a banana for about 425...
Orphen22
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Well...that just happend., NY
Joined: 06.24.2012

May 4 @ 1:09 AM ET
Oh poop.... 5 weeks hay.... how old is it... is it male or female? As for the banana ball I'll get back to you on that soon... let's deal with the eating issue first...
- McJesus_FTW

Sorry I am at work so the response time will vary. It's a he and is about 4 years old.
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 1:18 AM ET
Sorry I am at work so the response time will vary. It's a he and is about 4 years old.
- Orphen22

OK.... are you feeding live or frozen mice? If your feeding frozen mice an neat little trick is to let the mouse thaw the dip it in warm chicken broth... the sent really grabs there attention.
Orphen22
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Well...that just happend., NY
Joined: 06.24.2012

May 4 @ 1:24 AM ET
OK.... are you feeding live or frozen mice? If your feeding frozen mice an neat little trick is to let the mouse thaw the dip it in warm chicken broth... the sent really grabs there attention.
- McJesus_FTW

I'm a live feeder. But I'll dip a live mouse in chicken broth if you think that'll help I don't give a sh!t haha
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 1:37 AM ET
I'm a live feeder. But I'll dip a live mouse in chicken broth if you think that'll help I don't give a sh!t haha
- Orphen22

do it up.... should help....
Orphen22
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Well...that just happend., NY
Joined: 06.24.2012

May 4 @ 1:42 AM ET
do it up.... should help....
- McJesus_FTW

I will try in the morning. I work Overnight so I'm stuck here til 7am. I'll let you know if that works!
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

May 4 @ 1:47 AM ET
Okay Jabronis, since I have a bit of free time, I figured I would drop another one of my boner time wet dream summer blogs on y'all.


1. Hire McLelland as head coach. Let him hire his own assistants.

2. Block Buster trade #1
to Boston:
Nail Yakupov, Andrew Ferrence, Brandon Davidson, Oilers 2015 2nd
to Edmonton:
Milan Lucic, Zdeno Chara

3.BlockBuster #2
To Nashville:
Leon Draisaitl, Martin Marincin, Nikita Nikitin, Penguins 2015 1st, Ottawas 3rd
To Edmonton:
Seth Jones

4. BlockBuster #3
to Ottawa:
MTL's 3rd round pick, Edmontons 2016 4th round pick, Mitch Moroz
to Edmonton:
Craig Anderson

5. Sign O'Connell to an ELC

6. Draft McDavid.....duh

7. Sign Justin Williams to a 3 yr deal

8. Sign Arcobello to a 1 yr 2way contract

Lucic Nugent Hopkins Eberle
Hall McDavid Williams
Poulliot Lander Purcell
Hendricks Gordon Klinkhammer


Jones Klefbom
Nurse Chara
Schultz Fayne

Anderson
Scrivens

The real or Jabroni?
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 2:04 AM ET
Okay Jabronis, since I have a bit of free time, I figured I would drop another one of my boner time wet dream summer blogs on y'all.


1. Hire McLelland as head coach. Let him hire his own assistants.

2. Block Buster trade #1
to Boston:
Nail Yakupov, Andrew Ferrence, Brandon Davidson, Oilers 2015 2nd
to Edmonton:
Milan Lucic, Zdeno Chara

3.BlockBuster #2
To Nashville:
Leon Draisaitl, Martin Marincin, Nikita Nikitin, Penguins 2015 1st, Ottawas 3rd
To Edmonton:
Seth Jones

4. BlockBuster #3
to Ottawa:
MTL's 3rd round pick, Edmontons 2016 4th round pick, Mitch Moroz
to Edmonton:
Craig Anderson

5. Sign O'Connell to an ELC

6. Draft McDavid.....duh

7. Sign Justin Williams to a 3 yr deal

8. Sign Arcobello to a 1 yr 2way contract

Lucic Nugent Hopkins Eberle
Hall McDavid Williams
Poulliot Lander Purcell
Hendricks Gordon Klinkhammer


Jones Klefbom
Nurse Chara
Schultz Fayne

Anderson
Scrivens

The real or Jabroni?

- Jeropotato

We don't read hendos so why the (frank) would we wanna read your rubbish?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

May 4 @ 2:07 AM ET
We don't read hendos so why the (frank) would we wanna read your rubbish?
- leonkennedy

fair enough...at the end of the day, we probably just sign Z Michalek and Paul Martin and trade some picks for a goalie and call it a summer anyway.
oranje_blue91
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PSM 06.23.15, AB
Joined: 10.16.2014

May 4 @ 2:11 AM ET
fair enough...at the end of the day, we probably just sign Z Michalek and Paul Martin and trade some picks for a goalie and call it a summer anyway.
- Jeropotato

Backup plan we can always sign the space cadet.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 2:13 AM ET
fair enough...at the end of the day, we probably just sign Z Michalek and Paul Martin and trade some picks for a goalie and call it a summer anyway.
- Jeropotato

You got the draft McDavid part right. The rest is Jabroni.
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