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lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:51 PM ET
Fixed....
- McJesus_FTW


Call it Don all you want, it's still an iguana....
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:51 PM ET
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?




I've never tried to peanut butter my Richard into your wife....

- lumlums


What's the difference between jam and jelly ? I can't jelly my one eyed gila monster down mrs. lums throat.
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:52 PM ET
That's a bad thing if she couldn't feel it
- GreenBastard


Yup.



Something something something micropenis.....
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:52 PM ET
I love that joke....
- McJesus_FTW


Me too
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:53 PM ET
That's a bad thing if she couldn't feel it
- GreenBastard

Bazinga......
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:53 PM ET
Yup.



Something something something micropenis.....

- lumlums

McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:54 PM ET
Yup.



Something something something micropenis.....

- lumlums

Something something something giant gapping hole....
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:54 PM ET
Bazinga......
- McJesus_FTW


Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

May 3 @ 11:55 PM ET
Yup.



Something something something micropenis.....

- lumlums


So your saying your wife's ass pipe does not resemble the channel tunnel?
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:02 AM ET
So your saying your wife's ass pipe does not resemble the channel tunnel?
- Jeropotato

Jero.... what up homeslice.?
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:02 AM ET
Something something something giant gapping hole....
- McJesus_FTW


Oh no, you're by far the biggest bumhole here....
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:03 AM ET
So your saying your wife's ass pipe does not resemble the channel tunnel?
- Jeropotato


No, it is not underwater....
batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

May 4 @ 12:06 AM ET
That's a bad thing if she couldn't feel it
- GreenBastard

Sorry, that's my fault for stretching it out too much.
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:06 AM ET
Oh no, you're by far the biggest bumhole here....
- lumlums

I may be an ass hole.... but your a giant vagina a soccer playing ninny....
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:07 AM ET
Sorry, that's my fault for stretching it out too much.
- batjester

New strap on???
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:10 AM ET
I may be an ass hole.... but your a giant vagina a soccer playing ninny....
- McJesus_FTW


I invite any of you to join me for soccer... then rugby afterwards... then we'll see who the ginger nurse reptile (frank)ing Oiler-loving ninnies are...
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

May 4 @ 12:18 AM ET
back to hockey for a second you jabronis....remember last year when we wanted to sign kulemin and Grabo? do you think in hindsight that its a good thing we didnt? I still think theres room for Kule on this team but Grabo would have to bump out someone cheaper, dont ya think?
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:18 AM ET
I invite any of you to join me for soccer... then rugby afterwards... then we'll see who the ginger nurse reptile (frank)ing Oiler-loving ninnies are...
- lumlums

(frank) that.... lace up the boxing gloves with me then.... I'll show you what's up.... just far warning... I will be an proformence inhancing drugs and numb as (frank). .....
oranje_blue91
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PSM 06.23.15, AB
Joined: 10.16.2014

May 4 @ 12:19 AM ET
I invite any of you to join me for soccer... then rugby afterwards... then we'll see who the ginger nurse reptile (frank)ing Oiler-loving ninnies are...
- lumlums



I don't think you'd survive rugby

btw (frank)ers

Need some good SFW summertime music suggestions. Have to put together a playlist for a demo at work.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 12:19 AM ET
I may be an ass hole.... but your a giant vagina a soccer playing ninny....
- McJesus_FTW

Soooooo this.
oranje_blue91
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PSM 06.23.15, AB
Joined: 10.16.2014

May 4 @ 12:20 AM ET
(frank) that.... lace up the boxing gloves with me then.... I'll show you what's up.... just far warning... I will be an proformence inhancing drugs and numb as (frank). .....
- McJesus_FTW

So who's alt are you?

Seeing how you seem to be well versed with the regulars and your account was created yesterday which happened to be my b-day.
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 4 @ 12:20 AM ET
(frank) that.... lace up the boxing gloves with me then.... I'll show you what's up.... just far warning... I will be an proformence inhancing drugs and numb as (frank). .....
- McJesus_FTW




FYI I shall kick you in the junk... let's see who dives then
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 4 @ 12:20 AM ET
back to hockey for a second you jabronis....remember last year when we wanted to sign kulemin and Grabo? do you think in hindsight that its a good thing we didnt? I still think theres room for Kule on this team but Grabo would have to bump out someone cheaper, dont ya think?
- Jeropotato

(frank) go to a bar or something.... get the (frank) off your phone... your on a once in a life time trip....

I know it's probably like 8 am there... I'm just bugging ya...
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 12:21 AM ET
I invite any of you to join me for soccer... then rugby afterwards... then we'll see who the ginger nurse reptile (frank)ing Oiler-loving ninnies are...
- lumlums

How about get some skates and step on the ice...no out of bounds or anyplace for you to run to in the rink like there is on the soccer field.......you Limey bastard.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 4 @ 12:22 AM ET
So who's alt are you?

Seeing how you seem to be well versed with the regulars and your account was created yesterday which happened to be my b-day.

- oranje_blue91

Hey happy bday you young lil (frank)er.
Now stop looking for attention and get drunk.
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