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lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:02 PM ET
He silences the dog with the peanut butter penis trick
- batjester


Yes, but she's a biter...
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:04 PM ET
"I can do it I just don't wanna do it". Yeah I remember when I was 5 and said that. Now make H.A. some damn mind blowing chemicals you (frank)ing wussy limey bastard.
- leonkennedy


Or I can just continue my career and let HA buy whatever the (frank) he puts into his body from whoever the (frank) he usually does...???
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:06 PM ET
"I can do it I just don't wanna do it". Yeah I remember when I was 5 and said that. Now make H.A. some damn mind blowing chemicals you (frank)ing wussy limey bastard.
- leonkennedy

This....
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:07 PM ET
Or I can just continue my career and let HA buy whatever the (frank) he puts into his body from whoever the (frank) he usually does...???
- lumlums

I'm board of that tho... I want something new....
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:10 PM ET
I'm board of that tho... I want something new....
- McJesus_FTW


So how about your fill in for Rutts' fist in the punching him in the penis...? That way he still gets punched in the junk, plus your hand shall be forever unclean.....


PS: Bored*
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:16 PM ET
So how about your fill in for Rutts' fist in the punching him in the penis...? That way he still gets punched in the junk, plus your hand shall be forever unclean.....


PS: Bored*

- lumlums

ok one... I wouldn't touch that ginger with a 10 foot pole.... 2.... I could give a (frank) about proper spelling. ... come on man, we just talked about this like 3 hours ago...
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 3 @ 11:20 PM ET
I endorse this.
- Jeropotato

Go hang with yer thai lady/boys you greasy old skid.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 3 @ 11:21 PM ET
So how about your fill in for Rutts' fist in the punching him in the penis...? That way he still gets punched in the junk, plus your hand shall be forever unclean.....


PS: Bored*

- lumlums

You have that penis confused with his own.
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:23 PM ET
ok one... I wouldn't touch that ginger with a 10 foot pole.... 2.... I could give a (frank) about proper spelling. ... come on man, we just talked about this like 3 hours ago...
- McJesus_FTW


I remember, it's why I went for the comic irony.
batjester
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: College hockey is way more competitive than the OHL - hanleyaj, WI
Joined: 03.09.2013

May 3 @ 11:23 PM ET
Yes, but she's a biter...
- lumlums

So you've tried this before I see.
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:24 PM ET
You have that penis confused with his own.
- leonkennedy


Is that like a weird version of "mi casa es su casa"??? Is it you telling him that "mi assa es su assa"???
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:25 PM ET
So you've tried this before I see.
- batjester




I really don't like peanut butter....
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:26 PM ET
ok one... I wouldn't touch that ginger with a 10 foot pole.... 2.... I could give a (frank) about proper spelling. ... come on man, we just talked about this like 3 hours ago...
- McJesus_FTW

McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:28 PM ET

- GreenBastard

McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:29 PM ET


I really don't like peanut butter....

- lumlums

What does that matter.... you not the one licking ot off.... or are you?
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:30 PM ET
What does that matter.... you not the one licking ot off.... or are you?
- McJesus_FTW

lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:31 PM ET
What does that matter.... you not the one licking ot off.... or are you?
- McJesus_FTW




What I meant to convey is that there is never peanut butter in the house here.


Though you seem like a fan of bringing nuts and butts together...
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

May 3 @ 11:42 PM ET
Is that like a weird version of "mi casa es su casa"??? Is it you telling him that "mi assa es su assa"???
- lumlums

No it means he gets a lifetime free supply of azithromycin because the STI clinic is sick of seeing him
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:44 PM ET


What I meant to convey is that there is never peanut butter in the house here.


Though you seem like a fan of bringing nuts and butts together...

- lumlums


That you know of
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:44 PM ET


What I meant to convey is that there is never peanut butter in the house here.


Though you seem like a fan of bringing nuts and butts together...

- lumlums

Ya... Mrs. Lums like when I nut in her butt too...
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:48 PM ET
Ya... Mrs. Lums like when I nut in her butt too...
- McJesus_FTW


She said that she never felt a thing. I believe that #HungLikeAnIguana was the hashtag of the day that day...
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

May 3 @ 11:49 PM ET
That you know of
- GreenBastard


What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?




I've never tried to peanut butter my Richard into your wife....
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:49 PM ET
She said that she never felt a thing. I believe that #HungLikeAnIguanadon was the hashtag of the day that day...
- lumlums

Fixed....
McJesus_FTW
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HOCKEY... AND WOMEN... BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY...., SK
Joined: 05.02.2015

May 3 @ 11:50 PM ET
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?




I've never tried to peanut butter my Richard into your wife....

- lumlums

I love that joke....
GreenBastard
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Parts Unknown
Joined: 02.23.2012

May 3 @ 11:50 PM ET
She said that she never felt a thing. I believe that #HungLikeAnIguana was the hashtag of the day that day...
- lumlums


That's a bad thing if she couldn't feel it
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