I didn't think Canadians knew how to have sex, let alone cheat. I thought they just stood around complimenting each other all day enjoying free social healthcare.
- jmatchett383

Pamela Anderson is Canadian, have you not seen that movie of her battling that anaconda... er.....maybe it was her honeymoon video, I just remember being truly terrified when I watched it. But yeah free health care even means we don't have to put on all our pads before we play either.

That's prob a good list. Out of curiosity...

Why you keep Marchand and not Lucic?
- 87_71_11_29

Cap hit (for now) and he's great on the pk has a better motor than looch and I think he is one of the few pests with nods to shaw and perry that will survive in todays NHL as opposed to guys like cooke and kaleta and lap

Thats pretty much the state of the union address for Penguins fans. The most undeserving, spoiled, unforgiving fans in professional sports. Do you know what it costs to see a Maple Leafs game let alone season tickets and they suck and have sucked for 50 years!!! Oh and the Sharks, Kings and Bruins didn't even make the playoffs and none of them had the injury devastation that the Penguins did. And while I'm ranting that no LTIR with less than 10 games remaining is the most ridiculous rule in existence, the end of the season, after 4 months of grind every players body is worn down and battered, is the time they have no exceptions for the salary cap?!? I'm so sick of reading Penguins fans female doging and moaning about the state of this team. They are in the playoffs and in the series against a team that is supposed to better than they are, yet even with all their horses they can barely beat this team that has half of their horses dead and buried in the ground. Can't you, just one time, say hey thats a pretty good job guys, most people would have given up long ago faced with a lot less odds.
- Dcoms

We've actually taken a leaf out of the Rags book & have overachieved to date. If they can get a bit more possession at the right end who knows what will happen.

Go Pens

Pamela Anderson is Canadian, have you not seen that movie of her battling that anaconda... er.....maybe it was her honeymoon video, I just remember being truly terrified when I watched it. But yeah free health care even means we don't have to put on all our pads before we play either.
- Dcoms

Pamela Anderson is Canadian? I guess that kinda helps to cancel out Justin Bieber.

I don't like how MJ stays on the bench and has a little whiny face whenever there's a penalty. Show some emotion other than looking like a little female dog. Get down and scream at the refs or your players. Do something to get the team fired up
- drummer829

I think he looks like a German soldier. Some casting mistake from Inglorious Bastards or something...

His haircut is awful. Seriously. Who the frank cuts his hair?

I think he looks like a German soldier. Some casting mistake from Inglorious Bastards or something...

His haircut is awful. Seriously. Who the frank cuts his hair?
- 87_71_11_29

Matt Cooke's skate???

I didn't think Canadians knew how to have sex, let alone cheat. I thought they just stood around complimenting each other all day enjoying free social healthcare.
- jmatchett383

All we do on the east coast is have sex, drink beer and watch/play hockey.

Also enjoy the free healthcare.

Anyone ever wonder if blind people get tattoos?



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Anyone ever wonder if blind people get tattoos?



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- nbartley9

...it was my last thought before falling asleep last night.

Anyone ever wonder if blind people get tattoos?



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- nbartley9

No, they don't. In fact, they wear nothing but rags and don't bother with paying any attention to their outward appearance since they can't see.

In related information, deaf people just go around screaming all day since they can't hear and it doesn't bother them.

How did the Blues do last night? Tarasenko scored a hat trick (-3). Good for him.

BTW, are you Flashman?? There was a troll named Flashman (MTL fan) on ESPN Pens Game boards (before they went to Facebook) who would show his face after a Pens loss with something similarly profound.
- chimpira

People actually use ESPN for hockey?

Another day, another hockey game.

Hopefully a good one where we win.

Another day, another hockey game.

Hopefully a good one where we win.
- powerhouse

We got this, who do you think will be the Pens hero tonight?? I say Perron; I know he has been a turd sandwich lately but he has been close on a few of those quick turn around shots; and Hank has not seen a single one of them, Perron just hasn't hit the cage.

People actually use ESPN for hockey?
- deadmau5

UseD. The game boards were quite fun before they went to the Facebook formats.

We got this, who do you think will be the Pens hero tonight?? I say Perron; I know he has been a turd sandwich lately but he has been close on a few of those quick turn around shots; and Hank has not seen a single one of them, Perron just hasn't hit the cage.
- nbartley9

Downie and Winnik with hat trick each. Sid fights Hayes and beats him into a pulp with 3 straight lefts. Final score Pens 8 : - 2 Rags (that's right, minus-2)

Malkin's feeling the pressure, which means he'll go bat-poop crazy tonight or get pissed at the ten minute mark. I'm bettin' on bat-poop crazy. Go Pens!

Edit: Why is poop censored, it's by far the most versatile word in the dictionary. Weird.

We got this, who do you think will be the Pens hero tonight?? I say Perron; I know he has been a turd sandwich lately but he has been close on a few of those quick turn around shots; and Hank has not seen a single one of them, Perron just hasn't hit the cage.
- nbartley9

I could also see Chorney getting one tonight, he's been playing well and hit a few posts towards the end of the season

We got this, who do you think will be the Pens hero tonight?? I say Perron; I know he has been a turd sandwich lately but he has been close on a few of those quick turn around shots; and Hank has not seen a single one of them, Perron just hasn't hit the cage.
- nbartley9

Sutter

the Pittsburgh Penguins have taken some of the dumbest penalties I have ever seen a team take in these games so far.

Everyone on their team is like this before jumping out on the ice


- jimbro83

This game should be fun for you guys:
http://www.msg.com/teams/...-quiz.html?fb_ref=Default