Assuming I wasn't looking up a hockey player:

Why is men googling men not clean? What about my gay cousin Steve? (Not kidding I totally have one of those.) Is he unclean for googling men?

I thought we embraced diversity here at the ol' hbuzz
- TheThrill

Pics?

Possibly August for this.. Have you seen the pictures.
- bixll

Yup. I have a bunch of friends out there and none of them are too happy with mother nature.

I can see a ban following these pics.

Yup. I have a bunch of friends out there and none of them are too happy with mother nature.
- The Law

No wonder, she is a female dog.

And look at the teams they beat during that 10-1-1 stretch (although mostly at home). Yes this team needs a significant talent upgrade but clearly there's an issue lying somewhere between their collective ears.
- The Law

That's why we're bringing in young KHLers and college seniors.

Yup. I have a bunch of friends out there and none of them are too happy with mother nature.
- The Law

I can't imagine the amount of issues the WATER will cause during any significant melt.

Confused about the pics. You want me to dig one up of my gay cousin, Steve?

Or just post one of me with my wife and son?

Not sure either would be relevant or appropriate here

That's why we're bringing in young KHLers and college seniors.
- TheMussel

So this is the narrative we are gonna take? All of our signings are gonna be "plan the parade" or "He's the savior"?

Gonna be a looooooooooong 3-4 years......

No wonder, she is a female dog.
- bixll

You guys need a nice slow melt or it'll be a good time to open up a plumbing/basement reno company.

You guys need a nice slow melt or it'll be a good time to open up a plumbing/basement reno company.
- The Law

It is crazy. Roofers are so busy, they will not answer their phones. If we do get a big rain, it will be very very bad.

thinking of doing UBER... anyone have any experiences with it?

I can't imagine the amount of issues the WATER will cause during any significant melt.
- markmark

Truro NS, will be an absolute mess.

It is crazy. Roofers are so busy, they will not answer their phones. If we do get a big rain, it will be very very bad.
- bixll

don't even need for it to be rain... even if the weather turns around as quickly as it did here, you guys are screwed.

don't even need for it to be rain... even if the weather turns around as quickly as it did here, you guys are screwed.
- Feeling Glucky?

We are aware of the melt.. What can you do....

I do live on a hill...

We are aware of the melt.. What can you do....
- bixll

Sign some KHL guys and College Free Agents to come move snow for you.

We are aware of the melt.. What can you do....

I do live on a hill...
- bixll

Build a giant boat and start collecting animals 2 x 2.

thinking of doing UBER... anyone have any experiences with it?
- Feeling Glucky?

They're TO office is in my building. I think it is a prerequisite that you look like a murderer and/or a rapist to obtain licensing.

Sign some KHL guys and College Free Agents to come move snow for you.
- markmark

You poop disturber

Sign some KHL guys and College Free Agents to come move snow for you.
- markmark

I don't think they could keep up to us.

Oh, not the Leafs.. Maybe then,,

So this is the narrative we are gonna take? All of our signings are gonna be "plan the parade" or "He's the savior"?

Gonna be a looooooooooong 3-4 years......
- TheThrill

How so? Next season, I bet the Leafs could beat at least half the schools in the Big 10 conference.

Build a giant boat and start collecting animals 2 x 2.
- The Law

I think this has been done... I can't prove it however..

How so? Next season, I bet the Leafs could beat at least half the schools in the Big 10 conference.
- TheMussel

Doubt it....

I don't think they could keep up to us.

Oh, not the Leafs.. Maybe then,,
- bixll

Draft lottery in 3 weeks and then we can chat about who gets to play on McDavid's wings.

I predict that by June 1st the Toronto media will have their top stories prioritized as follows:

1. Kessel trade roomerz.
2. Phaneuf trade roomerz.
3. Who will the Leafs draft.

...

17. Lupul's personal life.

....

28. Sam Carrick's offseason workout plans.

....

37. Stanley Cup Playoffs

Draft lottery in 3 weeks and then we can chat about who gets to play on McDavid's wings.

I predict that by June 1st the Toronto media will have their top stories prioritized as follows:

1. Kessel trade roomerz.
2. Phaneuf trade roomerz.
3. Who will the Leafs draft.

...

17. Lupul's personal life.

....

28. Sam Carrick's offseason workout plans.

....

37. Stanley Cup Playoffs
- The Law

Here is hoping.

"An NHL GM on Phil Kessel: “I love Phil Kessel’s talent. I don’t care what’s happening in Toronto right now, he’s better than that. If I can find a way to make a deal for Kessel, I’m going to make it.” He didn’t say what he was willing to give up in exchange"

http://www.torontosun.com...y-will-remain-a-hot-topic

And that's from Steve Simmons.

Steve Simmons wrote that.