I ask people all the time when I DJ how old they think I am, and they are almost always a decade short. If I shave I look like I'm in my 20's.
- batjester

Ever DJ'd this place ?

So you mean when people are drunk and when the bar lighting is on???
- ruttager17

Nah, I ask during dinner so they are preoccupied with cake

Not yet. But no wife kids or never smoked and I'm basically 10 years younger than my actual age.
- ruttager17

Everybody knows that Gingers don't age well

Ever DJ'd this place ?


- GreenBastard

Weddings, not bars.



Although I was emailed yesterday asking if I was comfortable doing gay weddings.

Everybody knows that Gingers don't age well
- GreenBastard

Source???

Source???
- ruttager17

Weddings, not bars.



Although I was emailed yesterday asking if I was comfortable doing gay weddings.
- batjester

Ever DJ'd this place ?


- GreenBastard

Customer maybe.......not that there is anything wrong with that.

- GreenBastard

To be fare carrot top (frank)ed up his own grill with to many surgerys....

- GreenBastard

You do the drugs they have done and see what happens.....there is only 1 H.A.

To be fare carrot top (frank)ed up his own grill with to many surgerys....
- LoveGun

You do the drugs they have done and see what happens.....there is only 1 H.A.
- ruttager17

Your god damn right....

- GreenBastard

(frank) dude..... not cool...

- GreenBastard

I have the weirdest boner right now...

(frank) dude..... not cool...
- LoveGun

I have the weirdest boner right now...
- Dangles13

you'd totally tap that

Back to back shut outs for MAF.

New team record with his 8th.



Johnny Hockey didn't get pasted

you'd totally tap that
- GreenBastard

Well obviously... I've never had sex with a Leprechaun suffering from a touch of what appears to be the downs.

- GreenBastard

Posting that pic of Carrot Top should be an instant 3 month ban.

I have the weirdest boner right now...
- Dangles13

Well obviously... I've never had sex with a Leprechaun suffering from a touch of what appears to be the downs.
- Dangles13

she probably has retard strength

Back to back shut outs for MAF.

New team record with his 8th.



Johnny Hockey didn't get pasted
- batjester

(frank) off!!!!!

- GreenBastard

Play connect the dots with her freckles and you'd end up with a Picasso.

Posting that pic of Carrot Top should be an instant 3 month ban.
- batjester

Can you post a pic of an unattractive east Indian girl or whatever the (frank) greenbastard is as a comparison?

(frank) off!!!!!
- ruttager17

Let's see, my plans were:

Watch Leafs lose - check

Watch Pens win - check

Watch porn - and I'm outta here