AND NOTHING ELSE !!!
- cabin

THIS
and they have to be tight fitting

I can live with that.
- BuffaloHardHat

That was easy

THIS
and they have to be tight fitting
- FLYERSROCK!

Oh Lord an even better idea! A Canadian themed strip club. I'm getting goosebumps.

Oh Lord an even better idea! A Canadian themed strip club. I'm getting goosebumps.
- Buffalo-Sabres

Use hockey stick-shaped poles instead of normal poles
Dancers have to know how to skate. Instead of a stage theres ice, and they have to learn how to dance on skates. Wearing only a jersey.
And when you're getting a lap dance the dancers should be using sexy hockey talk in some sort of fashion
Also, maple syrup and Tim's coffee needs to be incorporated into this somehow.

That was easy
- cabin

As was pointed out, at the very height of his folk hero days, he went .500 with the best goaltender on the planet.

There are multiple players on this team having career worst seasons, or are at least on pace to hit that. It means one of two things: either the coach isn't putting the players in a position to succeed, or that the players have stopped playing for them. In most cases, that's grounds for firing.

That being said, firing Nolan today accomplishes nothing. Replacing him for next season would be the move to make.
- buffalofan19

I don't know why people don't understand the whole essence of TANKING!!
It's neither of those conditions!
He has been instructed to TANK.
It is a really easy concept, however, people struggle to understand it.

Oh Lord an even better idea! A Canadian themed strip club. I'm getting goosebumps.
- Buffalo-Sabres

are the girls all from Russia?

- homiedclown

band!!! (is this still a thing or no?)

- homiedclown

wrong kind of easy

Oh Lord an even better idea! A Canadian themed strip club. I'm getting goosebumps.
- Buffalo-Sabres

band!!! (is this still a thing or no?)
- FLYERSROCK!

are the girls all from Russia?
- IndianaSabresFan

- homiedclown

Navin and I have that tradmarked DAMN IT!

Use hockey stick-shaped poles instead of normal poles
Dancers have to know how to skate. Instead of a stage theres ice, and they have to learn how to dance on skates. Wearing only a jersey.
And when you're getting a lap dance the dancers should be using sexy hockey talk in some sort of fashion
Also, maple syrup and Tim's coffee needs to be incorporated into this somehow.
- FLYERSROCK!

Yes!!! You could actually use that synthetic ice for the stage. Instead of names like Diamond they could have ironic names like Sexy Gretzky.

Yes!!! You could actually use that synthetic ice for the stage. Instead of names like Diamond they could have ironic names like Sexy Gretzky.
- Buffalo-Sabres

paulina?

wrong kind of easy
- IndianaSabresFan

Was thinking the same

paulina?
- IndianaSabresFan

Eh oh

- homiedclown

Now that's talent.

- homiedclown

That makes it hard..

Yes!!! You could actually use that synthetic ice for the stage. Instead of names like Diamond they could have ironic names like Sexy Gretzky.
- Buffalo-Sabres

Paulina can be one of your dancers
Luscious Lemieux
Bobby Whore
Horny Howe
Rated-R Roy

Paulina can be one of your dancers
Luscious Lemieux
Bobby Whore
Horny Howe
- FLYERSROCK!

Don't forget Rubber clitsome

- homiedclown

Don't forget Rubber clitsome
- cabin

Sleezy Slava

Don't forget Rubber clitsome
- cabin

Christina Clit-ter-buck

- Der Kaiser

What I wouldn't give....













































to wash my eyeballs out with bleach right now.