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YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:43 PM ET
I hope you get eatin buy a pack of timber wolves.
- HouseArrest187

There's that HA spelling we know and love.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:43 PM ET
No no sorry were did that other vagina go? The badboy criminal...... Not
- GodIsaCatholic

(frank) you strawberry short cake.... I'll turn you into a blueberry pop tart before you can grab your ankles.... again...
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:43 PM ET
There's that HA spelling we know and love.
- YzermanIsTheMan

I typed it with my Richard...
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:45 PM ET
I typed it with my Richard...
- HouseArrest187

No wonder it wasn't as bad as normal, your small Richard can easily type one letter at a time.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Feb 2 @ 12:46 PM ET
I hope you get eatin buy a pack of timber wolves.
- HouseArrest187


I hope you get raped by a wolverine
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:47 PM ET
I hope you get raped by a wolverine
- DDM-Coga

There's some big guys on Michigan's football team, make his prison boyfriends look like Johnny Hockey.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:47 PM ET
No wonder it wasn't as bad as normal, your small Richard can easily type one letter at a time.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Nope... I was just mashing keys.... suprised it worked at all... last time my phone cracked. .
GodIsaCatholic
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Boston, MA
Joined: 08.05.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:47 PM ET
(frank) you strawberry short cake.... I'll turn you into a blueberry pop tart before you can grab your ankles.... again...
- HouseArrest187

Drop us both in a Vietnam jungle and you be crying in bush in 2 minutes seriously boy you my female dog
Go make me my (frank)ing lunch
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:49 PM ET
I hope you get raped by a wolverine
- DDM-Coga

I hole you go swimming and get butt (frank)ed buy a orca then propyl eatin buy a great white that was attracted but the blood that's rapidly leaking from your torn ass hole...
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Feb 2 @ 12:50 PM ET
There's some big guys on Michigan's football team, make his prison boyfriends look like Johnny Hockey.
- YzermanIsTheMan


Now I know why HA likes going to prison so much
hunglikeapuck
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Punta Cana
Joined: 07.14.2009

Feb 2 @ 12:50 PM ET
Drop us both in a Vietnam jungle and you be crying in bush in 2 minutes seriously boy you my female dog
Go make me my (frank)ing lunch

- GodIsaCatholic

HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:51 PM ET
Drop us both in a Vietnam jungle and you be crying in bush in 2 minutes seriously boy you my female dog
Go make me my (frank)ing lunch

- GodIsaCatholic

Never been to Nam. ... but I did 2 tours In your mom.... and trust me... the jungle was just as thick and filled with tiny Asians. ..
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Feb 2 @ 12:51 PM ET
I hole you go swimming and get butt (frank)ed buy a orca then propyl eatin buy a great white that was attracted but the blood that's rapidly leaking from your torn ass hole...
- HouseArrest187


Not on my watch
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:52 PM ET
Not on my watch

- DDM-Coga

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 2 @ 12:52 PM ET
Drop us both in a Vietnam jungle and you be crying in bush in 2 minutes seriously boy you my female dog
Go make me my (frank)ing lunch

- GodIsaCatholic

There is that Vietnam reference again...which would put you in your 60's or 70's so pretty sure you would go into cardiac arrest in the first 15 seconds of this battle. H.A. for the win everytime.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:53 PM ET
Drop us both in a Vietnam jungle and you be crying in bush in 2 minutes seriously boy you my female dog
Go make me my (frank)ing lunch

- GodIsaCatholic

I'm pretty sure a Kardashian sister could kick your ass.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:54 PM ET
There is that Vietnam reference again...which would put you in your 60's or 70's so pretty sure you would go into cardiac arrest in the first 15 seconds of this battle. H.A. for the win everytime.
- ruttager17

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 2 @ 12:54 PM ET
Never been to Nam. ... but I did 2 tours In your mom.... and trust me... the jungle was just as thick and filled with tiny Asians. ..
- HouseArrest187

Dude, his mom would be like in her late 80's early 90's if she was even still alive. You sure you wanna tour that snatch cause trust me I have seen my fair share of snatch that old...it isn't pretty.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:54 PM ET
Now I know why HA likes going to prison so much
- DDM-Coga

He loves to bend over for Bubba and Earl.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:54 PM ET
Dude, his mom would be like in her late 80's early 90's if she was even still alive. You sure you wanna tour that snatch cause trust me I have seen my fair share of snatch that old...it isn't pretty.
- ruttager17

HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:55 PM ET
Dude, his mom would be like in her late 80's early 90's if she was even still alive. You sure you wanna tour that snatch cause trust me I have seen my fair share of snatch that old...it isn't pretty.
- ruttager17


No no... you not listening. .. full of ASIANS.... poop still be tight as (frank)....
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 12:57 PM ET
He loves to bend over for Bubba and Earl.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Sure do... but I call them Jennifer and Becky.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Feb 2 @ 12:59 PM ET
Sure do... but I call them Jennifer and Becky.
- HouseArrest187

But you admit you call them girl names while you bend over for them?
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Feb 2 @ 1:01 PM ET
He loves to bend over for Bubba and Earl.
- YzermanIsTheMan


HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 2 @ 1:01 PM ET
But you admit you call them girl names while you bend over for them?
- YzermanIsTheMan


We'll to be honest it feel weird to say "oh Earl.... jut like that..."

Closing your eyes and saying Becky just feels more natural.
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