Should the coach shorten the bench in the first period?
- MJL

For RJ yes...

you love to call him regis.
- hammarby31

Boils down to me loving to hate his bald penis shaped head, harry potter glasses, stupid pompous french "accent", and useless bullpoop factoids.

For RJ yes...
- 3flyerkids

Nope.

tripoded to simmonds?

Are you (frank)ing serious Emerick?

Umberger with 6:06 TOI in the 1st

WTF Berube!?!?
- BiggE

Seriously, I mean he's going to need to see a lot more ice time than that if we're gonna get that Noah McEichel Kylington kid.

Nice move Simmer.

ffs G. You're better than this trying to score through the diaphragm poop

Seriously, I mean he's going to need to see a lot more ice time than that if we're gonna get that Noah McEichel Kylington kid.
- Doc_Sarcasm

They will pick Dylan Strome.

tripoded to simmonds?

Are you (frank)ing serious Emerick?
- Giroux_Is_God

Yeah, he talks like he's got a thesaurus shoved up his ass.

tripoded to simmonds?

Are you (frank)ing serious Emerick?
- Giroux_Is_God

Yes, he used his penis to pass the puck

Seriously, I mean he's going to need to see a lot more ice time than that if we're gonna get that Noah McEichel Kylington kid.
- Doc_Sarcasm

That is very true

I call him dad
- PhillySportsGuy

how unfortunate.

Seriously, I mean he's going to need to see a lot more ice time than that if we're gonna get that Noah McEichel Kylington kid.
- Doc_Sarcasm

When RJ Umberger is getting nearly twice the ice time of Wayne Simmonds, the coach needs to be held accountable

Yes, he used his penis to pass the puck
- Jsaquella

"He schlonged it in, but it would not go!"

tripoded to simmonds?

Are you (frank)ing serious Emerick?
- Giroux_Is_God

"He schlonged it in, but it would not go!"
- feelingkettle

"He schlonged it in, but it would not go!"
- feelingkettle

My kids are looking at me more strangely than usual

They will pick Dylan Strome.
- ob18

Pretty sure they will be picking somewhere between 5-8, hard to go wrong there.

how unfortunate.
- hammarby31

TIL PhillySportsGuy's dad looks like a penis

When RJ Umberger is getting nearly twice the ice time of Wayne Simmonds, the coach needs to be held accountable
- BiggE

My kids are looking at me more strangely than usual
- Jsaquella

"He schlonged it in, but it would not go!"
- feelingkettle

I enjoy calling Howie Long Howie Schlong.

That is all.

TIL PhillySportsGuy's dad looks like a penis
- Giroux_Is_God

My dad can beat up all of your dads put together

My dad can beat up all of your dads put together
- PhillySportsGuy

Don't talk about my dads like that

Least mine don't look like penises

"He schlonged it in, but it would not go!"
- feelingkettle

came up a bit short

This is the type of game the Flyers typically lose. The game is tight defensively so the Flyers have to stick with it and not get frustrated. Puck possession is dominated by the Caps thus far.