Why am I picturing you in Breaking Bad?
- Scooby_Doo

I'm picturing him as Bill Nie the Science Guy

To get back to our earlier discussion, according to capgeek, Boston can add 1.7 mill in salary.

I'm picturing him as Bill Nie the Science Guy
- Bieksa#3

I picture you as Buddy Unemployed the drain on society

I picture you as Buddy Unemployed the drain on society
- lumlums

Me..me..my turn.. What to you picture me as?

Me..me..my turn.. What to you picture me as?
- Scooby_Doo

Well, you mentioned that you have a new Audi, so something decent. Clearly you're also a (frank)ing terrible person, so I dunno... divorce lawyer???

Me..me..my turn.. What to you picture me as?
- Scooby_Doo

Meh, I'd say a tiny little Asian man who owns a convenient store. You know can't speak English but still feels the need to yell at you about something

Well, you mentioned that you have a new Audi, so something decent. Clearly you're also a (frank)ing terrible person, so I dunno... divorce lawyer???
- lumlums

I did 7 years of school after high school, but I'm not a lawyer.

I picture you as Buddy Unemployed the drain on society
- lumlums

Easy or else I'll take your Thompsons Water Seal away. Then you'll have nothing to brush your teeth with

Chemistry PhD... should be done around February
- lumlums

Chemistry PhD = Meth Lab Technologist/Ecstasy Dealer

Good stuff, that's quite the interesting and complex area (plus you get to use rubber gloves, right? :bigeyes: )

I did 7 years of school after high school, but I'm not a lawyer.
- Scooby_Doo

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

























A good start

I did 7 years of school after high school, but I'm not a lawyer.
- Scooby_Doo

Hmmm... In that case I have no clue... Let me ask John

Looks like the leafs are back doing what they do best

Hmmm... In that case I have no clue... Let me ask John
- lumlums

He's a good guy. Similar industry.

Chemistry PhD = Meth Lab Technologist/Ecstasy Dealer

Good stuff, that's quite the interesting and complex area (plus you get to use rubber gloves, right? :bigeyes: )
- Zogg

Rubber, usually latex, gloves are one of the highlights of my profession

He's a good guy. Similar industry.
- Scooby_Doo

Engineer?

Engineer?
- lumlums

No. Finance. Unless he's switched, been 8 years since I've lived in Toronto. He was with bmo back then.

No. Finance. Unless he's switched, been 8 years since I've lived in Toronto. He was with bmo back then.
- Scooby_Doo

Were you too? My brother in law used to work at BMO about that long ago until he decided to throw his life away undergo a vocational paradigm shift...

Were you too? My brother in law used to work at BMO about that long ago until he decided to throw his life away undergo a vocational paradigm shift...
- lumlums

No not back then. Hope it was your wife's brother and not sisters husband.

No not back then. Hope it was your wife's brother and not sisters husband.
- Scooby_Doo

I have zero sisters, so we're safe here

Also, the rest of my blood relations are exactly where I want them... back in England

Carol, I thought you might be able to incorporate some of these for any future blog/synopsis/policy report etc (please kindly have your people contact my people). And as far as everyone else, let's all sing together!

(These have been in my family for generations and have been a staple of our Yuletide musical fare):

) I Saw Mommy Kissing Something WEIRD!

2) Twelve Days of Factory Outlets

3) It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Foreclosure

4) Grandma Got Run Over by a John Deere

5) All I Want for Christmas is my One Front Tooth (O Little Town of Trailerpark)

6) Here Comes Pre-Nup. Clause (Ballad of Tiger Woods Christmas)

7) Good King Wench-Lass Hound

8) Do You Hear What I Hear (A Magic Mushroom Christmas)

9) The Little Drummer Boy.....has a Hot MILF

10) White Christmas (My Wife is a Coke Mule)

11) We Wish You a Merry Christmas (aka We Wish You a Spare Liver)

12) What Child is This? (A Maury Povich Paternity Suit Christmas Special)

13) Joy to the World (aka Thank you magical purple pills )

14) Frosty my ex-girlfriend :p

15) Ding Dong Merilly on High (A Penis Pump Christmas) :p

Carol? are you there? ?

I have zero sisters, so we're safe here

Also, the rest of my blood relations are exactly where I want them... back in England
- lumlums

I haven't been back to the mother land for 10 years.

I haven't been back to the mother land for 10 years.
- Scooby_Doo

You're English?

(Or just like visiting there...?)

I haven't been back to the mother land for 10 years.
- Scooby_Doo

Russia?

Just read this.

"What does an Eagles fan do when they win an NFL Super Bowl?


They turn off their Xbox and go to bed."





- LeftCoaster

- Nucker101

*Waits for message*