People on planes should be forced to wear full hazmat suits
- basementfloor

(frank) that I'm taking the plane in two weeks, gonna be in my pyjamas.






And i'm gonna analyse how much everything costs

Shoes optional flight
- basementfloor

Any hot flight attendants?

(frank) that I'm taking the plane in two weeks, gonna be in my pyjamas.






And i'm gonna analyse how much everything costs
- Fredobface

Did your Richard fall off or something? Only women are allowed to do this.

Did your Richard fall off or something? Only women are allowed to do this.
- AdamFrench

Was the most secure way.

(frank) that I'm taking the plane in two weeks, gonna be in my pyjamas.






And i'm gonna analyse how much everything costs
- Fredobface

And convince the guy next to you that DD is Hart trophy material! Speaking to him in French even though he doesn't understand a word of it...

Did your Richard fall off or something? Only women are allowed to do this.
- AdamFrench

2 years ago. Early morning flight to Mexico, we are half way to the airport when Tannis realizes that she is still wearing her slippers.

Did your Richard fall off or something? Only women are allowed to do this.
- AdamFrench

I've got a strap-on now.

And convince the guy next to you that DD is Hart trophy material! Speaking to him in French even though he doesn't understand a word of it...
- l3ig_l2ecl

His +/- speaks for itself.

I've got a strap-on now.
- Fredobface

The feminists claim another victim.

Anyone who says Americans are the most annoying travellers has clearly never spent time on a plane with quebecers.

Obviously the orientals dominate the overall category.
- basementfloor

better get that 7up in French...

Did your Richard fall off or something? Only women are allowed to do this.
- AdamFrench

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.

better get that 7up in French...
- drexel

I don't get it.

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.
- DoubleDown

Girls don't smell though man. You know that. It's just misogyny.

I don't get it.
- stormey

lawsuits

I don't get it.
- stormey

me neither but i get the feeling he's being derogatory

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.
- DoubleDown

*faps*

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.
- DoubleDown

Stop feeding Bingolady

Stop feeding Bingolady
- Fredobface

You started him up with your strap-on.

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.
- DoubleDown

I like you.

You started him up with your strap-on.
- EssuieToutJeune

He's a fan of my broad shoulders.

8 AM is still the unholy part of the mornin dawg

and it's (frank)ing sickening when they do it. worst is the teenage broads who are not only in their disgusting pyjamas, but are also cradling their drool-stained pillows. and they're yawning nonstop. it's (frank)ing 8 in the morning. it's a normal hour to be awake. and you know they haven't brushed their teeth either. (frank)ing slobs.
- DoubleDown

8 AM is still the unholy part of the mornin dawg
- twiztedmike

Stop yawning

8 AM is still the unholy part of the mornin dawg
- twiztedmike

Brush your teeth.

Brush your teeth.
- Cyberhabs

Coffee breath is not OK.