I think it will work especially well if you actually called them "female doges".

I admire your ability to recognize the potential of this situation. Your life is about to become a sitcom. Soon, you will have no need for any discernable employment or source of income, and almost everything you do or say will be laughed at. You will get used to not knowing where the laughter is coming from.
- Aetherial

For sure.

Thanks for ruining my day


- Aetherial

...and my own...

It's full up with something that looks like "time warp"...
- 3M

Do you legally have to disclose this if you try to sell your home?

Après 15 ans de trappe au New Jersey, il voulait un peu d'action.
- EssuieToutJeune

...and my own...
- 3M

Yeah but you got a chance at a little something extra surprise next door.

just had sex?
- twiztedmike

He's with a bunch of guys...oh wait, that doesn't exclude anything in his case...

Sooo, there's a couple of gay guys and a tranny moving in next door to me tomorrow.

Sometime in the last few months I fell asleep and woke up in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- 3M

Pics?

My boss rules. Actual email conversation just now:

Boss: Got a client coming at 1:30 for a meeting.
Me: You want me to get you a room?
Boss: Yes please.
Me: For 2 with a view?
Boss: With candles and a king sized bed please.
Me: They only have heart-shaped beds with ceiling-mounted mirrors. I hope that’s okay.
Boss: I think a heart shaped bed might be presumptuous at this stage of the game.
Me: You're in the Kelley Suite. There will be mints on the pillows.

***

It must be Friday.

I'm waiting for the first LGBTQ kegger next door; then I'll just say "Whaddup my female doges!" and get them all excited and start snapping pictures.

This situation has virtually unlimited potential.
- 3M

*starts practicing carrying a casket around...*

Do you legally have to disclose this if you try to sell your home?
- blarneylad

I rent, so it's not my problem.

new blog

I have returned.


acclaim me.

new blog
- EricEngels

oh

oh
- basementfloor

I was disappointed with it. Same schlock over and over again. Was actually a bit interested to see what he might have to say about Tinordi/Beaulieu etc...as promised. EE pulled an Ek and did not deliver. I'd say enjoy the coal in your sock EE but meh

I was disappointed with it. Same schlock over and over again. Was actually a bit interested to see what he might have to say about Tinordi/Beaulieu etc...as promised. EE pulled an Ek and did not deliver. I'd say enjoy the coal in your sock EE but meh
- Pie

What is it about? How handdominate the nhl, nfl, nba and wptz?

What is it about? How handdominate the nhl, nfl, nba and wptz?
- basementfloor

I haven't the energy Dan

I haven't the energy Dan
- Pie

Yeah I'm pretty beat too. Let's just leave it be.

Yeah I'm pretty beat too. Let's just leave it be.
- basementfloor

still on plane?

Kjell Dalhin
- Symba007

Wow. Now there's a name from the past.

still on plane?
- Pie

No. Trying to stay up until at least 10

No. Trying to stay up until at least 10
- basementfloor

DAn? You ded?

DAn? You ded?
- Pie

He has been since Gear of War 3

He has been since Gear of War 3
- weirdoh

He never liked you

He never liked you
- Pie

Don't you (frank)ing say poop you can't take back.

Don't you (frank)ing say poop you can't take back.
- weirdoh

pm please