Do you know what a shtt barometer is? It measures the shtt pressure in the air.
- BetterCallSaul

- Fruitcakenipple

You east coasters are a humorous bunch.

Do you know what a shtt barometer is? It measures the shtt pressure in the air.
- BetterCallSaul

well then, we need one here, one that won't break from over usage

You east coasters are a humorous bunch.
- BetterCallSaul

It's the "might as well say fk it and have a laugh" that keeps us going..

I pop in after the blog is first up and it's "salutegate". I come back hours later on page 31... still "Salutegate". Media sure does know how to get people talking.
- Aaron_85

Guess I need to use my #1 waiver wire pick to grab Ryan, eh? Can't imagine anyone drops a better player. Is he injured or something?

Jesus Christ, the hysteria over this is (frank)ing pathetic.

Jesus Christ, the hysteria over this is (frank)ing pathetic.
- Zezel

don't you lecture us

Jesus Christ, the hysteria over this is (frank)ing pathetic.
- Zezel

U need to calm down..

Birds of a sh1tfeather flock together, Randy.

Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the sh1t tornado right back to Oz.
Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Right, Randy.

Ricky, you just opened up Pandora's sh1t-box

Do you know what a sh1t-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the sh1t-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh1t

You feel that? The way the sh1t just sticks to the air? There's a sh1t-blizzard comin, I always know

We're about to sail into a sh1t typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with sh1t

You idiots have loaded up a hair-triggered double-barreled sh1t machine gun, and the barrel's pointed right at your own heads!

Sh1t moths Randy. They started as sh1t larvae and then the grew into sh1tapillars. A whole pandemic of sh1tapillars

Sh1t tectonics - do you know what happens what two sh1t plates collide? Sh1tquake (love this one)

They're sh1t flowers Randy, from here they look like regular flowers but when you get down and poke your nose in them you realise they're sh1t flowers, and theres a whole (frank)ing bouquet of them!

When the sh1tballs start flying, you've got to get a sh1tbat Randy!

We're in the eye of a sh1ticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low sh1t system!

Do you know what a sh1t-rope is Julian? It's a rope covered with sh1t that criminals try to hang on to

Randy: Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Like sh1t and strawberry shortcake, Randy.

Mr. Lahey: What are those (frank)ers up to?
Randy: Probably goin for some sh1t-dogs and fries Mr Lahey
Mr. Lahey: Randy, I thought we agreed - no more sh1t talk til we're back in power

Ricky: Why bother with a couple of sh1t sticks when you can have the whole sh1t trawler?
Mr. Lahey: Nice sh1t analogy Rick

Randy, the sh1t-pool is getting full. We better strain it, before it overflows and causes a sh1t-slide that can cover this entire community. I will not have a Pompeiian catastrophe happen in Sunnyvale!

You know, Ricky grew up as a little sh1t-spark from the old sh1t-flint. And then he turned into a sh1t-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging sh1t-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a sh1tnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his sh1t-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undersh1t of that wave. Sh1t-waves.

I was at the game last night and guess what, i didnt even notice the non salute. Each of the three stars skated out and gave away their sticks to kids over the glass. Sure the change was probably out of spite but who gives a frank. Funny thing about the atmosphere because it was only the second game ive been to, i was one of the loudest people there. I was made to feel awkward by the lack of cheering around me. Was in the upper bowl too

why is everybody so upset?
the Leafs did salute the fans.........it was just a different kind of salute
- the_eye

no one is upset
except the media

One of my favourite scenes is when Lahey sets a Ricky trap consisting of a pack of smokes, a lighter and half a sick of pepperoni. And he actually gets stuck in it.

Golden.
- BetterCallSaul

There's some classics in my list above

The sh1thawks are coming Bubbles.

no one is upset
except the media
- Sammich

don't you lecture me

I was at the game last night and guess what, i didnt even notice the non salute. Each of the three stars skated out and gave away their sticks to kids over the glass. Sure the change was probably out of spite but who gives a frank. Funny thing about the atmosphere because it was only the second game ive been to, i was one of the loudest people there. I was made to feel awkward by the lack of cheering around me. Was in the upper bowl too
- kylkri

We were talking about Trailer Park Boys and you bring this back up?

don't you lecture me
- the_eye

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM THE (frank) DOWN!!


WHERE THE (frank) IS YETI?!

I was at the game last night and guess what, i didnt even notice the non salute. Each of the three stars skated out and gave away their sticks to kids over the glass. Sure the change was probably out of spite but who gives a frank. Funny thing about the atmosphere because it was only the second game ive been to, i was one of the loudest people there. I was made to feel awkward by the lack of cheering around me. Was in the upper bowl too
- kylkri

Yep. Besides, spite is fantastic, a lot of energy comes out of spite.

I've felt that way at the ACC too, it's so quiet I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out for yelling.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM THE (frank) DOWN!!


WHERE THE (frank) IS YETI?!
- BetterCallSaul

WTF why are you yelling?

WTF are you yelling?
- the_eye

Just seemed like a prime moment.

Just seemed like a prime moment.
- BetterCallSaul

you know i lived through the Ballard era, this crap doesn't surprise me.
find it kind of comical

WTF why are you yelling?
- the_eye

JEEZUS EYE, FOR THE LAST TIME, CALM THE F DOWN.

you know i lived through the Ballard era, this crap doesn't surprise me.
find it kind of comical
- the_eye

Pyramid power?
Paper bag head coach?

JEEZUS EYE, FOR THE LAST TIME, CALM THE F DOWN.
- Aetherial

Eye can't

you know i lived through the Ballard era, this crap doesn't surprise me.
find it kind of comical
- the_eye

I missed that era, born in '88. In my life time the Leafs have been good, really good, and baaaaaaaaaaad. Dash some OK here and there.

Colin Dambrauskas @ColinDJD
Holy poop. This "non-salute" thing from the Leafs is getting WAY too much attention. Hey media. Try harder. Thanks.


People pay way too much attention to what media has to say...



Just watch the goddamn games....FK sake...JESUS

you know i lived through the Ballard era, this crap doesn't surprise me.
find it kind of comical
- the_eye

Yeah, to anyone who witnessed any of the Ballard era, it's amusing. People think this is bad? This ain't bad.