I never put much stock into the thoughts of a sports reporter... In most cases they've never played the game they're covering and they're fat sacks of sh!t overly criticizing every little thing a finely tuned athlete says or does and at some point their motivation becomes jealousy and anger.

I'm beginning to think this is just all one big conspiracy orchestrated by the team.

Nobody's talking about the wildly inconsistent efforts of the past four games.

We are all talking about some stupid stick waiving ceremony that nobody gives a flying Frycer about.
- Atomic Wedgie

there is a good chance lol

also what i find funny is that the rangers made up the stick wave BS

who cares if we do it.

ive started chants at leaf games in my jersey, turing around to the crowd

it was game 5 playoffs vs boston i lost my voice, took the wrong train home, ended up 2 hours east just before oshawa and i was going to burlington

what a night
- Lucas Neilson

My buddy did that same thing.... Some older couple offered to drive him home

It was exact opposite though. he went to burlington and needed to go to oshawa.

Still though, there are some gems of human beings out there still

How about this.

Coming to the game? Where a (frank)ing jersey.

I'm not loud when I go to games. But i do stand up and clap and wear a jersey.

Some guys look to embarrassed to stand up and clap like it shows weakness to their business associate sitting beside them
- Lee Denault

Didn't you just insult Dion's intelligence?


I'm gonna start calling you "Lee Dunno"...

I never put much stock into the thoughts of a sports reporter... In most cases they've never played the game they're covering and they're fat sacks of sh!t overly criticizing every little thing a finely tuned athlete says or does and at some point their motivation becomes jealousy and anger.
- Mr_Smokey

I cant believe u played the "Never played the game " card...

there is a good chance lol

also what i find funny is that the rangers made up the stick wave BS

who cares if we do it.
- Lucas Neilson

I didn't even know they did it after wins....

Didn't you just insult Dion's intelligence?


I'm gonna start calling you "Lee Dunno"...
- lumlums

I think he's asking where is the jersey... its on the ice...

Didn't you just insult Dion's intelligence?


I'm gonna start calling you "Lee Dunno"...
- lumlums

Im typing on a dman phone ok. you know how frustrating it is?!

Didn't you just insult Dion's intelligence?


I'm gonna start calling you "Lee Dunno"...
- lumlums

I also spelt it right the second time in the post so suck a big D

I get a pair of tickets in the lower bowl thrown my way from time to time.It's sad that the people around you look at you like you have two heads when you make noise.
- markmark

thats exactly what im saying.

the rink is silent for the most part other then when the big screen tells them to chear i find it hilarious.

here is one of my legendary story's:

leafs playing vs Jagr

its warm ups...im going up to my seat but figured id walk along the ice level before the game so i can see some action up close *you are allowed to*

so i am near the pens side of the rink and the camera guys have the little circle hole cut outs in the glass..

jagr is right there so i put my face up to the hole and i yell "jagr, you greasy (frank), its time to retire and get a hair cut you bum!"

yeah, thats me, ive lost my marbles but i love that poop

funny part was, he laughed, gave me a wink

gotta love it.

Im typing on a dman phone ok. you know how frustrating it is?!
- Lee Denault

Which dman's phone?

Phaneuf's?

Franson's?

I cant believe u played the "Never played the game " card...
- Fruitcakenipple

I'll go with the opinion of Kypreos over some lard like Simmons that can't ever see his own d!ck.. I realize neither are great options but authenticity is key.

Im typing on a dman phone ok. you know how frustrating it is?!
- Lee Denault

Which dman's phone?

Phaneuf's?

Franson's?
- Atomic Wedgie

Lebda

its a blackberry

Which dman's phone?

Phaneuf's?

Franson's?
- Atomic Wedgie

judging from the mistakes, its most likely dions

I'll go with the opinion of Kypreos over some lard like Simmons that can't ever see his own d!ck.. I realize neither are great options but authenticity is key.
- Mr_Smokey

i have a better 2 cents than simmonds

legit

sad isnt it.

Good trade for both, Dallas needed the help of defense.
- Yeti1181

they found a good one in John Klingberg so far.

judging from the mistakes, its most likely dions
- Lee Denault

HAHAHAH

see i can laugh at that, thats gold.

and guys like dion do deserve to get chirped, just not 24/7 !

think viktor svedberg in Chicago can be the next Chara?

I also spelt it right the second time in the post so suck a big D
- Lee Denault

Why would I suck Byfuglien? And is he really a D, or is he more of a winger now?

I'll go with the opinion of Kypreos over some lard like Simmons that can't ever see his own d!ck.. I realize neither are great options but authenticity is key.
- Mr_Smokey

I'm not a great fan of "you've never played the game, so you don't know what you are talking about" but you have to know that it goes through the mind of every single player who is being interviewed by Simmons.

You'd think as a matter of professional pride he'd at least look like he could walk up a flight of stairs without dying from a heart attack.

Sorry, Stevie - it may not be fair to judge you on your weight, but the reality is life isn't fair. I'm willing to bet a beer or two every player laughs at his girth.

Why would I suck Byfuglien? And is he really a D, or is he more of a winger now?
- lumlums

Oh go ride a poo bus, brit.

http://www.unexplained-my...o-bus-runs-on-human-waste

I never put much stock into the thoughts of a sports reporter... In most cases they've never played the game they're covering and they're fat sacks of sh!t overly criticizing every little thing a finely tuned athlete says or does and at some point their motivation becomes jealousy and anger.
- Mr_Smokey

Reminds me of Bagel Engels

I'll go with the opinion of Kypreos over some lard like Simmons that can't ever see his own d!ck.. I realize neither are great options but authenticity is key.
- Mr_Smokey

And one other point about last night's game I forgot to mention:

Ben Bishop standing in front of his net is one freaky sight.

6'7"

They showed him last night at a whistle when he wasn't bent over - his hips were above the crossbar.