You couldn't get laid walking down 118ave with a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper.
- SpoiledByOil

how many blowjobs did that take to raise?
- SpoiledByOil

10000

start doing coke, women love guys who have access to coke
- DDM-Coga

This.....l.l

10000
- spitfire187

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA
- SpoiledByOil

Buffalo got 6 feet of snow

Buffalo got 6 feet of snow
- Oilers4Life14

NO ONE CARES,!!!!

Buffalo got 6 feet of snow
- Oilers4Life14

It's fcking Buffalo, happens every year...

NO ONE CARES,!!!!
- spitfire187

Go do snowangels

Go do snowangels
- Oilers4Life14

Go (frank) your self.... Your the only one that's ever gonna do it...

Avoiding carbs, poop is full of leftover protein.
- Nucker101

You may wanna get checked out if your sh!t is full of protein.

You may wanna get checked out if your sh!t is full of protein.
- ruttager17

It could be if he is a bottom though.

I've tried reasoning, I've tried pleading, I've tried being optimistic, and I've tried anger.

None of it works.

This is your last chance oilers

Last chance oilers
- hugefemale dog77

Yakupov is scoring 8 goals tonight I believe, after which we should trade him straight up for Shea Weber.

Yakupov is scoring 8 goals tonight I believe, after which we should trade him straight up for Shea Weber.
- Dangles13

Weber and a 1st!!!

It could be if he is a bottom though.
- nated81

If he is a what now?
Hows the ticker taking the new body...or hows your body taking the new ticker? You home from the hospital yet?

You couldn't get blown in a monkey whore house if your Richard was a banana.





What up homies!
- batjester

JB couldn't afford the cover charge to get in to the monkey whore house in the first place.

Yakupov is scoring 8 goals tonight I believe, after which we should trade him straight up for Shea Weber.
- Dangles13

If this happens I will take back my ultimatum

I've tried reasoning, I've tried pleading, I've tried being optimistic, and I've tried anger.

None of it works.

This is your last chance oilers
- hugefemale dog77

Last chance for what? You know you'll always cheer for this train wreck

If he is a what now?
Hows the ticker taking the new body...or hows your body taking the new ticker? You home from the hospital yet?
- ruttager17

If he's a bottom or a catcher....whatever the kids are calling it these days.

I was home but had to come back on Friday for the weekend to get some plasmasenthesis treatment because I developed antibodies to the donor heart. Heading home in time for puck drop tonight though. So needless to say, the last 5 days or so I was pumped full of morphine and hydromorphone. Now that I think of it, I may have mentioned that to you already.

Last chance for what? You know you'll always cheer for this train wreck
- SpoiledByOil

It's the curse of the oilers

Somebody seems to have deleted some posts...

Last chance for what? You know you'll always cheer for this train wreck
- SpoiledByOil

sshhh. dont tell them.

im trying a new tactic

If he's a bottom or a catcher....whatever the kids are calling it these days.

I was home but had to come back on Friday for the weekend to get some plasmasenthesis treatment because I developed antibodies to the donor heart. Heading home in time for puck drop tonight though. So needless to say, the last 5 days or so I was pumped full of morphine and hydromorphone. Now that I think of it, I may have mentioned that to you already.
- nated81

Yeah I knew you were there on the weekend cause that douchecanoe T2P made his need a GF comment.
Glad to hear you are home boss.....Hope they didn't discontinue all of your fun med.