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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:46 PM ET
Please write a book about your poop stories.
- BingoLady


and autograph it
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:48 PM ET
and autograph it
- Aetherial


i hope it's got lots of visuals
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 3:49 PM ET
i hope it's got lots of visuals
- DoubleDown


I'm sure it'll be virtually an anecdotal hardcover version of ratemypoop.com.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Nov 14 @ 3:50 PM ET
well I guess the cat's out of the bag.



release date is fall 2015, it will be scratch and sniff.
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:52 PM ET
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:53 PM ET
i hope it's got lots of visuals
- DoubleDown

99% of the texting I do with Dan is pix of the cans I visit.
Not_Yan
St Louis Blues
Location: it's an excellent product, easier, quicker, and even better than real mashed potatoes.
Joined: 04.19.2013

Nov 14 @ 3:53 PM ET

one hour spent on a $300 quotation

beer time mofos
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:54 PM ET
99% of the texting I do with Dan is pix of the cans I visit.
- WaterBoy


nice. im intrigued by public washrooms too.
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 3:54 PM ET
well I guess the cat's out of the bag.



release date is fall 2015, it will be scratch and sniff.

- dt99999


Yesssss!
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Nov 14 @ 3:55 PM ET
one hour spent on a $300 quotation

beer time mofos

- Not_Yan


thanks for the quote let's move forward on my poo chart!!
mr.peanut
Location: The Fan of Hockey. Welcome Utah!, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Nov 14 @ 3:57 PM ET
well I guess the cat's out of the bag.



release date is fall 2015, it will be scratch and sniff.

- dt99999

3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 3:57 PM ET
nice. im intrigued by public washrooms too.
- DoubleDown


I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.
OldGuy
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My balls, your chin?
Joined: 08.05.2011

Nov 14 @ 4:00 PM ET
I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.

- 3M


I woulda pissed in the sink.
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Nov 14 @ 4:00 PM ET
I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.

- 3M

no urinals?
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Nov 14 @ 4:01 PM ET
I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.

- 3M



What kind of restaurants you visit? Oh yeah, forgot, you're in Scarberia.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:01 PM ET
I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.

- 3M



I bet you were crying too, nancy boy.
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:02 PM ET
no urinals?
- Symba007


There were. I was taking my brother in law out for dinner that night, and he is severely autistic. He can't be left alone, so when I have to go to the bathroom, I take him with me. I can't use a urinal because if he starts wandering around (or out of the bathroom), I can't exactly chase him. So, when I'm out with him and nature calls, we go into the handicap stall so that he can be contained while I take a leak. This particular handicap stall had some special treats for us on that night.
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:03 PM ET


What kind of restaurants you visit? Oh yeah, forgot, you're in Scarberia.

- Tee-Dot


Le sigh.

This was in Browntown, Steepid.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Nov 14 @ 4:05 PM ET
I went into a stall at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago to take a piss, and there was poop and TP in the bowl, and vomit all over the seat. Fearing a backsplash, I flushed first and then started to piss. The bowl was clogged and started overflowing poop and vomit all over the floor. I ran out of the stall, Richard still hanging out, to avoid the flowing stream of filth.

Luckily, nobody else was in there.

- 3M


my greatest fears involve toilets
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:07 PM ET
I bet you were crying too, nancy boy.
- BINGO!


I would have been had I caught my Richard in my zipper instead.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:09 PM ET
I would have been had I caught my Richard in my zipper instead.
- 3M


HAHA Way to be completely reasonable.
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Nov 14 @ 4:11 PM ET
HAHA Way to be completely reasonable.
- BINGO!


I don't know what you mean by this. But I can assure you I have caught my Richard in my zipper before, and it prompted real tears.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 14 @ 4:12 PM ET
on wednesday I was at the rink with jr from 5-7, I didn't eat.

got home and you know sometimes when you go a while without eating you;re not really hungry? anyway kids got readyf or bed, read the stories adn poop and then bam I get hungry.

didn't wanna start reheating poop or making sandwhiches so I grabbed a bag of nachos and a jar of salsa, polished the whole thing off.



next thing you know BOOM I'm on the poopter

- dt99999


you mean tortilla chips right
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 14 @ 4:19 PM ET
nice. im intrigued by public washrooms too.
- DoubleDown

I can loop you in
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 14 @ 4:21 PM ET


What kind of restaurants you visit? Oh yeah, forgot, you're in Scarberia.

- Tee-Dot

WTF did you just write to me ?
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