never saw Felix or Oscar kill a penalty or play sound positionally

they rarely took a penalty though so there is that
- Marc D

So they do have something in common with Vinny Lugosi and Zombieberger.

Didn't listen to his Stern appearance but Bernie is fond of telling a story about how did not get circumcised until he was 30 years old. After the procedure, he would show "the new me" to reporters, teammates, and um, new acquaintances upon the asking. Just one of many, many, many semi-printable and unprintable Bernie stories from over the years along with the many, many, many family-friendly ones.

One of the family-friendly ones: When he was a kid, Bernie was fond of soaking cotton with vinegar and then consuming it. Took years for him to break that habit.
- bmeltzer

Ok, blows my "putting glue on my hand, waiting for it to dry and eating the peels" out of the water....or does it?

wtf? some weird form of pica maybe

- Marc D

Yes. Eventually broke the habit and now finds the thought repulsive.

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife.
- PLindbergh31

Didn't listen to his Stern appearance but Bernie is fond of telling a story about how did not get circumcised until he was 30 years old. After the procedure, he would show "the new me" to reporters, teammates, and um, new acquaintances upon the asking. Just one of many, many, many semi-printable and unprintable Bernie stories from over the years along with the many, many, many family-friendly ones.

One of the family-friendly ones: When he was a kid, Bernie was fond of soaking cotton with vinegar and then consuming it. Took years for him to break that habit.
- bmeltzer

I've met and seen professional athletes here and there and no one was nicer than Bernie Parent.

Some rumours out there that the Aves are really looking to shake things up. Anyone over there you guys would like to pluck if they are desperate to make a move?

A bit off topic here....but did anyone get a chance to listen to Stern the other day when Bernie was on? I didn't know that Bernie was such a ladies man...from his own mouth, he said that he had a big Richard and he slept with 5 ladies at once.

I didn't know this, but Bernie had a serious case of "man-boobitus". He recently saw a well known plastic surgeon to rid himself of the "extra weight".

I'll tell ya one thing though...I can only take his accent in small doses. Ughhh
- Fast_Eddie_1

never thought of Bernie as a big d_ck

Some rumours out there that the Aves are really looking to shake things up. Anyone over there you guys would like to pluck if they are desperate to make a move?
- Roytastic

Johnson or Barrie

Some rumours out there that the Aves are really looking to shake things up. Anyone over there you guys would like to pluck if they are desperate to make a move?
- Roytastic

they have a ton of great young talent, but i feel as though all of those guys would be part of the long term solution.

Johnson or Barrie
- aflyerpower8

Defense seems to be their big sore spot. I doubt they would be willing to part with any of their top 6 unless it was something coming back. They have a couple solid D prospects that aren't too far away from the NHL if they are serious about getting help for the short term.

Didn't listen to his Stern appearance but Bernie is fond of telling a story about how did not get circumcised until he was 30 years old. After the procedure, he would show "the new me" to reporters, teammates, and um, new acquaintances upon the asking. Just one of many, many, many semi-printable and unprintable Bernie stories from over the years along with the many, many, many family-friendly ones.

One of the family-friendly ones: When he was a kid, Bernie was fond of soaking cotton with vinegar and then consuming it. Took years for him to break that habit.
- bmeltzer

wtf? some weird form of pica maybe

- Marc D

wowee

Johnson or Barrie
- aflyerpower8

Barrie aint goin noooowhere

wowee
- -davies-

How does one even decide to dip a cotton ball into vinegar?

wowee
- -davies-

the sound of cotton grinding against my teeth frightens me

the sound of cotton grinding against my teeth frightens me
- aightwebang17

makes my blood run cold

they have a ton of great young talent, but i feel as though all of those guys would be part of the long term solution.
- stayinthefnnet

I'm thinking someone from their farm system that's not quite ready. They have a couple right handed defense prospects (Elliot and Wood) that could turn out to be solid players and might not be hard to pry from them.

Defense seems to be their big sore spot. I doubt they would be willing to part with any of their top 6 unless it was something coming back. They have a couple solid D prospects that aren't too far away from the NHL if they are serious about getting help for the short term.
- Roytastic

in the flyers vs aves game I thought the goaltending was the biggest difference maker

the sound of cotton grinding against my teeth frightens me
- aightwebang17

in the flyers vs aves game I thought the goaltending was the biggest difference maker
- Marc D

That was also the backup.

Mike Richards for VLC

the sound of cotton grinding against my teeth frightens me
- aightwebang17

Would you rather chew tin foil?

Some rumours out there that the Aves are really looking to shake things up. Anyone over there you guys would like to pluck if they are desperate to make a move?
- Roytastic

Defense seems to be their big sore spot. I doubt they would be willing to part with any of their top 6 unless it was something coming back. They have a couple solid D prospects that aren't too far away from the NHL if they are serious about getting help for the short term.
- Roytastic

Grossmann for Tanguay.

I'm thinking someone from their farm system that's not quite ready. They have a couple right handed defense prospects (Elliot and Wood) that could turn out to be solid players and might not be hard to pry from them.
- Roytastic

yeah. im not too too familiar with their prospect system outside of the guys that are already up.

i imagine theyd want defense. they could benefit from a good mobile puck mover or solid 2 way guy.

Mike Richards for VLC
- vejim

Nope.

Don't want Richards' fat ass contract coming back the other way.