I'm a barista, Rutts. Not exactly a job you need to pay full attention to to excel ar- especially when youve been doing it for 5 years.
- MaximumBone

You leave your damn phone at home or in your locker while at work and you'll like it kid

You leave your damn phone at home or in your locker while at work and you'll like it kid
- ruttager17

That'd be cruel and unusual punishment for how slow as (frank) this place gets in the winter

I'm a barista, Rutts. Not exactly a job you need to pay full attention to to excel ar- especially when youve been doing it for 5 years.
- MaximumBone

Now make me a extra frappe machiatto skinny soy chocolate infused grewn tea whipped butter vanilla bean frapacino no wjip topping cuz im on a diet

That'd be cruel and unusual punishment for how slow as (frank) this place gets in the winter
- MaximumBone

Well I dunno, read up on the employee manual and the MSDS binder or do some deep cleaning or something

Now make me a extra frappe machiatto skinny soy chocolate infused grewn tea whipped butter vanilla bean frapacino no wjip topping cuz im on a diet
- oranje_blue91

I'd be willing to bet that you dont even know what half of that even means

On a side note, (frank) people that dont read the (frank)ing menu and ask me if I make frappucinos. I cant legally say yes and the answer to your question is on the giant board you neglected to read while you were in line for 5 minutes (which youre complaining about).

Well I dunno, read up on the employee manual and the MSDS binder or do some deep cleaning or something
- ruttager17

Already did the monthly deep cleaning 3 days ago and employee manuals are full of nothing.

Just leave me to my mind-fapping

@NHLbyMatty: With Philly down two vet defencemen for month, I'm sure the Petry to Philly rumours will start anew. They are NOT trading Couturier.#oilers.

@NHLbyMatty: With Philly in major inj trouble on D, you can bet everybody's trying to pry Brayden Schenn out of their for a defenceman.#oilers.
- ystoil

What an idiot. There***

Petry and Eberle for Couturier.
- ruttager17

Lol

Id be open to a petry/b schenn type of trade if it means sending Leon down

What an idiot. There***
- Oilers4Life14

The funny thing is he's a writer.

The funny thing is he's a writer.
- ystoil

It makes me feel like I can accomplish anything.

It makes me feel like I can accomplish anything.
- Oilers4Life14

Aside from anal, that is.

Aside from anal, that is.
- MaximumBone

Yes, yes. Aside from that

Lol

Id be open to a petry/b schenn type of trade if it means sending Leon down
- ystoil

Then what? Bring in a centre and make a hole on defense...I wouldn't be so quick to ship Petry out.

Then what? Bring in a centre and make a hole on defense...I wouldn't be so quick to ship Petry out.
- Horseguts

I have a feeling he won't resign so it might not be a bad idea

I have a feeling he won't resign so it might not be a bad idea
- SpoiledByOil

I agree but maybe wait a little longer to see where we are in the standings.

I have a feeling he won't resign so it might not be a bad idea
- SpoiledByOil

That's my whole reasoning. If we had petry signed for a year or so longer, I'd say no.

But since nikitin plays both sides and klefbom potentially being ready, we may be ok.

Thats why I gave him a mop and bucket
- oranje_blue91

How many bans will be handed out...

Over under is set at 2.5

Then what? Bring in a centre and make a hole on defense...I wouldn't be so quick to ship Petry out.
- Horseguts

Way too early to ship Petry. Either let him play and bring his value up or let him play and let him realize he has more leverage here than he will anywhere else.

Probably has edited all the comments from a thread last year with all these pictures we're gifting him
- oranje_blue91

He'll delete them.....after a good hand spanking anyway.

Thanks!
- Jeropotato

Lol and this thread is awesome

Lol and this thread is awesome
- oranje_blue91

Oh (frank) yeah.....this place is always best when hockey talk is kept to the bare minimum.

How many bans will be handed out...

Over under is set at 2.5
- Iggysbff

There will be a couple for sure. I got banned for a week for posting a dude in spandex with a boner. This site is pretty homophobic so these guys will only get a day or 2.

Petry and Eberle for Couturier.
- ruttager17

I don't know why youre laughing. I'd do that trade all day long

I don't know why youre laughing. I'd do that trade all day long
- Ihatebrianburke

As would I.

I don't know why youre laughing. I'd do that trade all day long
- Ihatebrianburke

Because there is no way Philly would.