Turing test failed.
- Tomahawk

OMG. It was there in front of us the whole time! He's a (frank)ing robot!

My wife would never let me into bed If I ate all of that in one night
- PhillySportsGuy

Why? Are you going to burst or something? It's not like I'm eating friend eggs and pork rinds.

By later you mean Saturday? 'cause I'm finishing this can of spray cheese.
- mayorofangrytown

This reminds me...

Today, I was walking out a fire exit door with a couple buddies, who basically said "Why the hell are those 'alarm will sound' signs even there? They NEVER sound an alarm, ever, no matter where you are."

So my friend said "Well we can make it happen, I guess. It could be an April Fool's joke. We wait for class to end and for everyone to use the door and we sit out here with...[he forgot what it was called at this point...]...ya know- like the cartoons? One of those spray cans of loud? And just make the noise right in someone's ear."

I cried I laughed so hard. Spray can of loud = airhorn. I lost it.

Flyers just need to get more pucks to the net. Not enough quality chances generated through 4 periods of Hockey.
- MJL

bodies too.

Why? Are you going to burst or something? It's not like I'm eating friend eggs and pork rinds.
- mayorofangrytown

It'd be a long night under the covers for her

bodies too.
- FlyerGuy

Absolutely!

Oh joy.

- MBFlyerfan

So with our #1 and #2 ( counting Timmo) out. Does Hextall look to make a deal?
I cant see this current 6 holding up. Tough enough without Kimmo never mind Coburn.

Well, if she wasn't sick before, she'd be sick after inhaling what's going to be coming out of your butt for the next couple days
- Jsaquella

It's good for you. Gives the intestinal bacteria something to do. Otherwise I think they might try to eat their way out.

Anyone else watching Rimouski?

This reminds me...

Today, I was walking out a fire exit door with a couple buddies, who basically said "Why the hell are those 'alarm will sound' signs even there? They NEVER sound an alarm, ever, no matter where you are."

So my friend said "Well we can make it happen, I guess. It could be an April Fool's joke. We wait for class to end and for everyone to use the door and we sit out here with...
- Giroux_Is_God[I forgot what it was called at this point...]...ya know- like the cartoons? One of those spray cans of loud? And just make the noise right in someone's ear."

I cried I laughed so hard. Spray can of loud = airhorn. I lost it.

Spray Can of Loud is an awesome name for a punk band

Anyone else watching Rimouski?
- PhillySportsGuy

OB is

So with our #1 and #2 ( counting Timmo) out. Does Hextall look to make a deal?
I cant see this current 6 holding up. Tough enough without Kimmo never mind Coburn.
- 3flyerkids

What deal can we make? Give up a prospect or 1st are not good options, so what can we get for a third?

So with our #1 and #2 ( counting Timmo) out. Does Hextall look to make a deal?
I cant see this current 6 holding up. Tough enough without Kimmo never mind Coburn.
- 3flyerkids

we can live without coburn

It'd be a long night under the covers for her
- PhillySportsGuy

Make her get her own blanket.

After 1

Shawinigan - 1
Rimouski - 0

Grossmann having a brutal game w/ the puck so far.

Anyone else watching Rimouski?
- PhillySportsGuy

They should all Q games are free for this month.

oh man

hah this team sucks

Spray Can of Loud is an awesome name for a punk band
- Jsaquella

or Fist Full of @$$holes


I stole that.

and the Pens are up 3-1.

we can live without coburn
- 2Real

2-0 Devils. Schenn with his first.

2-0 Devils
- mayorofangrytown

oh like coburn would score 3 goals?

Anyone else watching Rimouski?
- PhillySportsGuy

i'd rather be watching them yes.

Grossmann having a brutal game w/ the puck so far.
- Tomahawk

The whole defense is just completely overwhelmed