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- BulliesPhan87

You know what I'm talkin about

I will teach you my technique for eating four slices of pizza at once

I think five is possible
- BulliesPhan87

Depends on what kind of pizza we're talking about. And if a food processor is legal or not.

Does it involve unhinging your jaw?
- mcefalu

Not for four, but for five or more probably

You know what I'm talkin about
- Giroux_Is_God

I don't know anything about anything

I don't know anything about anything
- BulliesPhan87

Shotgun beer/fuzzy red ball magic trick guy brah

I'm on board, we're trading for Spezza er'body!
- BulliesPhan87

VORACEK --> RYAN ---> SPEZZA

Depends on what kind of pizza we're talking about. And if a food processor is legal or not.
- jmatchett383

No food processor needed, this is an expert technique

I'm on board, we're trading for Spezza er'body!
- BulliesPhan87

Better than all the guys we have. I mean, hell, none of our players have ever scored 60 goals, and Giroux's on the team.

Shotgun beer guy brah
- Giroux_Is_God

no thanks, I have work to do

(I will now proceed to post on hockeybuzz)

No food processor needed, this is an expert technique
- BulliesPhan87

Yeah, well....you're gay!

VORACEK --> RYAN ---> SPEZZA
- Streit2ThePoint

Can't hang with Voracek, he sucks. He hasn't posted 110 goals a season, and he's on Giroux's line.

Yeah, well....you're gay!
- jmatchett383

wait, really? Is this canon?

Better than all the guys we have. I mean, hell, none of our players have ever scored 60 goals, and Giroux's on the team.
- jmatchett383

I feel like this Reductio ad absurdum argument would work better if the focus of it wasn't at Little Ceasers.

Does he continue to talk while food is being shoveled in?
- PhillySportsGuy

He can work the backhoe and fries, chat on HB, twitter, and facebook, hold a conversation, and leer at busty women simultaneously.

It's a gift.

I will teach you my technique for eating four slices of pizza at once

I think five is possible
- BulliesPhan87

I've never tried to commit gastronic homicide with pizza

Gotta love Ek's post. More or less:

"Flyers could move Lecavalier because...I don't know, maybe it could happen.

Please pay me money to keep up with exciting news such as this."

I don't know anything about anything
- BulliesPhan87

Truest thing you've ever typed

wait, really? Is this canon?
- BulliesPhan87

It's so canon, you won't believe how canon it is.

I've never tried to commit gastronic homicide with pizza
- Jsaquella

Now's your chance, you could be legend

I feel like this Reductio ad absurdum argument would work better if the focus of it wasn't at Little Ceasers.
- aflyerpower8

I don't know what that means, so I agree.

Gotta love Ek's post. More or less:

"Flyers could move Lecavalier because...I don't know, maybe it could happen.

Please pay me money to keep up with exciting news such as this."
- jmatchett383

How 'bout that Rangers-Flyers scenario, lol.

I will teach you my technique for eating four slices of pizza at once

I think five is possible
- BulliesPhan87

Thick crust or thin crust?

How 'bout that Rangers-Flyers scenario, lol.
- Tomahawk

Again: "Because...well, I don't know, it could happen."

Gotta love Ek's post. More or less:

"Flyers could move Lecavalier because...I don't know, maybe it could happen.

Please pay me money to keep up with exciting news such as this."
- jmatchett383

Well he did say that Lecavalier to the Rangers was just something he made up and not a rumour so you can pretty much trust the other stuff.

How 'bout that Rangers-Flyers scenario, lol.
- Tomahawk

I think he added in a few new horsemen of the apocalypse

very exciting