What's with the keeper selections in our league I thought we kept all our players?

Was there a statistic recorded for time spent with his head lodged in his sphincter?
- bezz44

That was a very easy to measure 100%. Which should make it no surprise that his ultimate goal was to have them play like sh!t.

That was a very easy to measure 100%. Which should make it no surprise that his ultimate goal was to have them play like sh!t.
- CubanBuffet

Corsi/Tortwick stats:
John Tortarella in an 82 game seaason, was storming other locker rooms at a whopping 3% of the time, and was suspended for 13% of the time. Of the remaining 87%, two percent of that was spent humiliating Edler, and another 4% was spent throwing video review tapes into the wastebasket, and ducking calls from Utica. The numbers don't lie folks.
- roland_hazard

Well done.

What's with the keeper selections in our league I thought we kept all our players?
- Yeti1181

When you click on your team link, there is another link (in blue) above your team which refers to keepers. Click on that link and it brings you to a list of your players with boxes beside their names - you then click/unclick the box beside your player if you want to keep or put back into the pool.

P.S. thanks for the input on the new avatar, y'all (including Carol - good comments and perspective!)

PPS don't worry, Bezz, I'll try not to be too serial killer-y lol

When you click on your team link, there is another link (in blue) above your team which refers to keepers. Click on that link and it brings you to a list of your players with boxes beside their names - you then click/unclick the box beside your player if you want to keep or put back into the pool.

P.S. thanks for the input on the new avatar, y'all (including Carol - good comments and perspective!)

PPS don't worry, Bezz, I'll try not to be too serial killer-y lol
- Zogg

It's a good thing actually, you can be our resident troll dismember-er

Corsi/Tortwick stats:
John Tortarella in an 82 game seaason, was storming other locker rooms at a whopping 3% of the time, and was suspended for 13% of the time. Of the remaining 87%, two percent of that was spent humiliating Edler, and another 4% was spent throwing video review tapes into the wastebasket, and ducking calls from Utica. The numbers don't lie folks.
- roland_hazard

How much time was wasted waiting in line at the Pt. Roberts border crossing.

It's a good thing actually, you can be our resident troll dismember-er
- bezz44

We'll call it "getting Tutti (frank)ing Fruitied"

It's a good thing actually, you can be our resident troll dismember-er
- bezz44

should I wear superhero tights? (ugg, wait, that's too Esplen-y). I will however stick to the codpiece

WTF just happened??

should I wear superhero tights? (ugg, wait, that's too Esplen-y). I will however stick to the codpiece
- Zogg

We'll call it "getting Tutti (frank)ing Fruitied"
- A_SteamingLombardi

classic, I tells ya! I had to bring out my DVD's last night and make it a mini-Rob Zombie festival (1,000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects - christ, does Sheri-Moon play a twisted little psychotic skank! And of course neither film would be as brilliant without Sid Haig. A fantastic ensemble.

P.S I loved that they had Ginger Lynn in Spaulding's dream girl boink sequence.

WTF just happened??
- LeftCoaster

That was very Tortorella.

That was very Tortorella.
- A_SteamingLombardi

18 second - work your magic Wilson.

classic, I tells ya! I had to bring out my DVD's last night and make it a mini-Rob Zombie festival (1,000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects - christ, does Sheri-Moon play a twisted little psychotic skank! And of course neither film would be as brilliant without Sid Haig. A fantastic ensemble.

P.S I loved that they had Ginger Lynn as Spaulding's dream girl boink sequence.
- Zogg

Have you watched The Haunted World of El Superbeasto?

What's with the keeper selections in our league I thought we kept all our players?
- Yeti1181

Me too, but whuddo I know??

18 second - work your magic Wilson.
- LeftCoaster

I'd rather Sherman return a pick for 6 in overtime.

Edit: but I'll take that.

I'll laugh if Markstrom is absolutely lights out in the pre season. There's good and bad with that... trade value goes up.... likelihood of clearing waivers goes down. Might force them to trade Lack... which is risky as hell....

- LeftCoaster

Have you watched The Haunted World of El Superbeasto?
- A_SteamingLombardi

another beauty!

Hey all 3 things

First defiantly agree with Vantel carol you did a fantastic job this summer and always gave us something when there was absolutely nothing to talk about great job much appreciated

Second
If you guys haven't done the draft for the hockey pool I'd love to play if at all possible but whatever you guys want.

Thirdly
Currently 6 beer deep loving the sun and the Seahawks final. Have a great Sunday all

Hey all 3 things

First defiantly agree with Vantel carol you did a fantastic job this summer and always gave us something when there was absolutely nothing to talk about great job much appreciated

Second
If you guys haven't done the draft for the hockey pool I'd love to play if at all possible but whatever you guys want.

Thirdly
Currently 6 beer deep loving the sun and the Seahawks final. Have a great Sunday all
- The_Kuze

Think you've gotta PM Nucker if you want in, don't know if there are any teams left

I'll laugh if Markstrom is absolutely lights out in the pre season. There's good and bad with that... trade value goes up.... likelihood of clearing waivers goes down. Might force them to trade Lack... which is risky as hell....
- boonerbuck

I was actually wondering what would happen if Markstrom outplayed Lack... Honestly doesn't seem like an ideal scenario #VancouverProblems

another beauty!
- Zogg

I love the Velvet Von Black song.

"She could suck the gay out of a painting of a unicorn"