agreed.
- Jeropotato

So flattering

Ya buddy.... It's (frank)ing ever so sick.
- HouseArrest187

holy (frank), you exist!

From darnell nurses Instagram:

Met Russell peters the man told me to "stay black"

From darnell nurses Instagram:

Met Russell peters the man told me to "stay black"
- ystoil

Peters is one funny guy.

Peters is one funny guy.
- ChetManly

Well he has to be, as a white man you get called a racist if you don't like any minority as a comedian. So says the black guy I saw at yuk yuk's 5 years ago.

Something along the lines of "I know it's going to be a good night because there are a lot of white folks in the crowd, and you know you don't want to be the one white guy not laughing so you'll all laugh".

He called us a honky too.

Apparently Slepyshyv is coming next year.

Apparently Slepyshyv is coming next year.
- Lahey

Source mutha (frank)er. Source.

Good to hear tho.

Well he has to be, as a white man you get called a racist if you don't like any minority as a comedian. So says the black guy I saw at yuk yuk's 5 years ago.

Something along the lines of "I know it's going to be a good night because there are a lot of white folks in the crowd, and you know you don't want to be the one white guy not laughing so you'll all laugh".

He called us a honky too.
- Lahey

that's pretty damn accurate.

One the cruise i was on a couple weeks back, there was a comedian named Mike Pace (worthwhile to check him out), there was a group of black people not laughing, so he called them out, asked where they were from. One guy just goes (The Bronx). Mike just stares at them and goes "ok, you people scare me, i'm sorry". That group broke out into laughter. I'm pretty sure the comedian was dead serious though.

Apparently Slepyshyv is coming next year.
- Lahey

(frank) yeah. Do you think he would be fine with having to possibly spend some time in the AHL?

Source mutha (frank)er. Source.

Good to hear tho.
- ystoil

Apparently during the Rookie game stauffer said it.

that's pretty damn accurate.

One the cruise i was on a couple weeks back, there was a comedian named Mike Pace (worthwhile to check him out), there was a group of black people not laughing, so he called them out, asked where they were from. One guy just goes (The Bronx). Mike just stares at them and goes "ok, you people scare me, i'm sorry". That group broke out into laughter. I'm pretty sure the comedian was dead serious though.
- ChetManly

I remember one guy picking on a guy that was obviously dating a chick way too hot for him. First it was asked if it was his sister, but when he responded he slurred his words. The comedian then went on to say " oh not your sister she just feels bad for you being a retard". Mix reviews, but I laughed.

(frank) yeah. Do you think he would be fine with having to possibly spend some time in the AHL?
- ChetManly

I'm assuming that's how it's been sold to him. How long he'll stay there is the other question.

Apparently Shaq is a huge Devils fan.

I remember one guy picking on a guy that was obviously dating a chick way too hot for him. First it was asked if it was his sister, but when he responded he slurred his words. The comedian then went on to say " oh not your sister she just feels bad for you being a retard". Mix reviews, but I laughed.
- Lahey

thats spot on. Dude clearly has money.

the guy asked an audience member what he did and buddy started bragging about being a drug dealer. The comedian eyes just lit right up. Buddy was an ugly white guy that was wearing spiked shoes like some chick. The "dealer" was at least cool with it, but his gf was laughing pretty good.

thats spot on. Dude clearly has money.

the guy asked an audience member what he did and buddy started bragging about being a drug dealer. The comedian eyes just lit right up. Buddy was an ugly white guy that was wearing spiked shoes like some chick. The "dealer" was at least cool with it, but his gf was laughing pretty good.
- ChetManly

She probably ended up in the trunk inside a body bag.

I'm assuming that's how it's been sold to him. How long he'll stay there is the other question.
- Lahey

I guess it'll be his decision as to how long. It makes sense. Adjust to the rink size and pace. Slepy shouldn't have any problems against the players. Maybe he becomes like Klefbom and can't fully perform against non-top level players.

I guess it'll be his decision as to how long. It makes sense. Adjust to the rink size and pace. Slepy shouldn't have any problems against the players. Maybe he becomes like Klefbom and can't fully perform against non-top level players.
- ChetManly

Chet.
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Chet.
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- YzermanIsTheMan

hi!

how's the knee today? my legs are killing me. I think it's supposed to rain soon.

hi!

how's the knee today? my legs are killing me. I think it's supposed to rain soon.
- ChetManly

(frank) sakes, you know HA isn't as useless as you guys.

(frank) sakes, you know HA isn't as useless as you guys.
- Lahey

13 years of rugby. legs are short, shoulders are (frank)ed, back and neck are sore. I tell ya dude, I'm going to be going to chiro and physio for the rest of my life. I'm betting on a wheelchair by 50.

edit: HA can probably confirm this, but isn't coke supposed to make you feel like superman? maybe thats what i need

I guess it'll be his decision as to how long. It makes sense. Adjust to the rink size and pace. Slepy shouldn't have any problems against the players. Maybe he becomes like Klefbom and can't fully perform against non-top level players.
- ChetManly

I'd like to see a Sleppy-Yakimov-Tkachev line

I'd like to see a Sleppy-Yakimov-Tkachev line
- ystoil

In the AHL?

In the AHL?
- Jeropotato

yep

Mantha out 8 weeks with a broken tibula

And my knee is a lot better chet

Mantha out 8 weeks with a broken tibula

And my knee is a lot better chet
- YzermanIsTheMan

Oiler's thread, not a wings but that does suck. How did it happen!?