you are such a big wussy. be careful of the wind, you don't want a piece of dirt flying into your eyes!
- ChetManly

Funny you mention that. Was in the ER 4 years ago when some shrapnel from a snapped pallet flew out and lodged under my eyelid. So, technically, a piece of flying debris did put me into the hospital.

Those are the same words and motions that came from my mouth as I ate out your mom last night.
- YzermanIsTheMan

That was you? She told me about that. Said it was the worst head she was ever given and the lil female dog kept crying about his sore knee the whole time.

- bloatedmosquito

I miss your old avatar.

Just pick up vito from the vet and they gave him a ton of sedatives to calm him down, now I have a drunk dog he keeps trying to walk but his back legs aren't working to well so he gets like threw steps then just stands their swaying back and forth with blood shot eyes.

That was you? She told me about that. Said it was the worst head she was ever given and the lil female dog kept crying about his sore knee the whole time.
- ruttager17

Well, if she wasn't such a tramp and wasn't lacking the sensitivity down there after years of abuse from random strangers, I might have been able to get her off faster and not mess my knee up on that dirt pile your family calls a bedroom floor.

Just pick up vito from the vet and they gave him a ton of sedatives to calm him down, now I have a drunk dog he keeps trying to walk but his back legs aren't working to well so he gets like threw steps then just stands their swaying back and forth with blood shot eyes.
- Yeti1181

HA on a Tuesday morning.

That was you? She told me about that. Said it was the worst head she was ever given and the lil female dog kept crying about his sore knee the whole time.
- ruttager17

I miss your old avatar.
- YzermanIsTheMan

It's coming back for the start of the season. This is my off-season avatar.

HA on a Tuesday morning.
- YzermanIsTheMan

It's coming back for the start of the season. This is my off-season avatar.
- bloatedmosquito

I see Benning pushing a TNT lever in the back I think.

Well, if she wasn't such a tramp and wasn't lacking the sensitivity down there after years of abuse from random strangers, I might have been able to get her off faster and not mess my knee up on that dirt pile your family calls a bedroom floor.
- YzermanIsTheMan

She is 63 so I would assume most women that age lose sensitivity down there. Good on ya for having the balls to eat out a 63 year old woman though.

Just pick up vito from the vet and they gave him a ton of sedatives to calm him down, now I have a drunk dog he keeps trying to walk but his back legs aren't working to well so he gets like threw steps then just stands their swaying back and forth with blood shot eyes.
- Yeti1181

Awesome. I have tried to get my dog drunk for years but the wussy doesn't like alcohol.

Awesome. I have tried to get my dog drunk for years but the wussy doesn't like alcohol.
- ruttager17

He's just looking at me like we all did we we first drank ' what the (frank) is wrong with me maaaannnn.

Funny you mention that. Was in the ER 4 years ago when some shrapnel from a snapped pallet flew out and lodged under my eyelid. So, technically, a piece of flying debris did put me into the hospital.
- YzermanIsTheMan

such a giant wussy!

Just pick up vito from the vet and they gave him a ton of sedatives to calm him down, now I have a drunk dog he keeps trying to walk but his back legs aren't working to well so he gets like threw steps then just stands their swaying back and forth with blood shot eyes.
- Yeti1181

Sounds like a regular day for HA.

HA on a Tuesday morning.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Kinda beat me to it

He's just looking at me like we all did we we first drank ' what the (frank) is wrong with me maaaannnn.
- Yeti1181

She is 63 so I would assume most women that age lose sensitivity down there. Good on ya for having the balls to eat out a 63 year old woman though.
- ruttager17

Every woman, even senior citizens, need a little love now and then.

such a giant wussy!
- ChetManly

How you been chet?

Every woman, even senior citizens, need a little love now and then.
- YzermanIsTheMan

True story. How did you (frank) up you knee anyways? And what is it you do for work, that you can't work with a sore knee.....so I can decide if you are actually a wussy, or just being smart and safe.

Gregor brought up the cost of acquiring Johansen, and honestly, if contract disputes are still going bad, we should make the call.

Columbus made their offerings public:

Two year deal at $3 million per season.
Six years at $5.33 mill/season.
Eight years at $5.75 mill/season.

So what I would do is move Eberle + 2nd good asset for Johansen and sign him to a 2 year 5.5 mill per deal. To me that's a good balance between giving him the money he wants short term and lowering the term committed to him.

Signing Derek Morris also opens up the ability to move Petry if he isn't willing to sign long term. Maybe Petry is included in the deal for Johansen, they could use another right hand defender.

- ChetManly

Gregor brought up the cost of acquiring Johansen, and honestly, if contract disputes are still going bad, we should make the call.

Columbus made their offerings public:

Two year deal at $3 million per season.
Six years at $5.33 mill/season.
Eight years at $5.75 mill/season.

So what I would do is move Eberle + 2nd good asset for Johansen and sign him to a 2 year 5.5 mill per deal. To me that's a good balance between giving him the money he wants short term and lowering the term committed to him.

Signing Derek Morris also opens up the ability to move Petry if he isn't willing to sign long term. Maybe Petry is included in the deal for Johansen, they could use another right hand defender.
- ystoil

I think Eberle is a better player than Johanson. If R-Jo was to keep his production up this season, then it's another story.

- Yeti1181

daaaawww, heart melting!

I think Eberle is a better player than Johanson. If R-Jo was to keep his production up this season, then it's another story.
- ChetManly

I would bank on him continuing, personally. 6'3 225lb 2 way centre vs. 5'10 scoring winger. I'd make the deal personally and feel pretty good about our centre depth going forward