So, one of my employees brought in jello shots for me and another manager. Said they were virgin ones she's testing out. She totally brought in the wrong batch and both of us are hammered.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Yeah "mistake"

You know when a team drafts a smaller player, but fans and media swear he isn't small?

"Nuh uh, he isn't 5'10 and 165lbs. He's up to 6' and almost 200lbs after the summer!"
- DTF69

Oh yes yes...

Well guys, I'll be off HB for quite awhile, see ya when I come back
- Oilers4Life14

So there is a God after all?

So there is a God after all?
- Jeropotato

I'm the only God around here.

I'm the only God around here.
- Yeti1181

A God? Have you gone Power mad?

So there is a God after all?
- Jeropotato

You called?

You called?
- Iggysbff

Jesus Christ....what are you and Yeti smoking?

Jesus Christ....what are you and Yeti smoking?
- Jeropotato

Yeessss... You rang?

I am Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ....what are you and Yeti smoking?
- Jeropotato

I'm not smoking anything Satan. You?

And I'm not Jesus Christ. Thats my son.

Yeessss... You rang?

I am Jesus Christ.
- laughs2907

Strange....all the artists renditions of our Savior have him tall, slim with a nice mane and beard.....I always pictured you about the exact opposite.

I'm not smoking anything Satan. You?

And I'm not Jesus Christ. Thats my son.
- Iggysbff

Satan? You know he was an Angel once....a long time ago, but he rebelled against God and was cast away from Heaven. Not sure the exact year, but I don't think the Leafs won a Cup since.

So are any of you guys upset about JB's hiatus?

Strange....all the artists renditions of our Savior have him tall, slim with a nice mane and beard.....I always pictured you about the exact opposite.
- Jeropotato

6'1, 180lb and this was the long weekend, so I have some facial hair.

6'1, 180lb and this was the long weekend, so I have some facial hair.
- laughs2907

Amazing. I always thought you were 240lbs, 5.5 feet tall. Who da thunk it?

Amazing. I always thought you were 240lbs, 5.5 feet tall. Who da thunk it?
- Jeropotato

And now I sleep. I have clients to let down tomorrow... Gotta take that sh1t seriously. Night all.

Yeah "mistake"
- Yeti1181

Mistake or not it's making this second shift go by great

So I went to the labour day classic today....(frank) me if Edmonton could complete a pass we might have had a game, but....

So I went to the labour day classic today....(frank) me if Edmonton could complete a pass we might have had a game, but....
- Jeropotato

Drove by. I forgot it was on. CFL is (frank)ing pathetic.

Drove by. I forgot it was on. CFL is (frank)ing pathetic.
- Iggysbff

Totally. Big 40 yard passes are the "Wow" moments in the NFL.....it seems in the CFL you can't find a QB and RB talented enough to pull off anything outside of 30 yards. The Running game is boring as (frank).

This is why the writers at the hockey news are the laziest and worst guys covering the game today.

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It's Labour Day, but Rumor Roundup never rests! Today in the mill: Would a Boychuk-Yakupov trade solve two problems? http://bit.ly/1CjsCaA
- DDM-Coga

FFS. MacT had better not trade Yak for Boychuck. There is too much of this Rumor floating around

So I went to the labour day classic today....(frank) me if Edmonton could complete a pass we might have had a game, but....
- Jeropotato

CFL is garbage

CFL is garbage
- Yeti1181

Yeah....I used to like going to Eskies games, the Rowdy section was indeed rowdy, but McMahon stadium( total dump) in Calgary is lame. Calgarians in general are not a lot of fun at sporting events.

CFL is garbage
- Yeti1181

It is pretty lame. Only good part about it is making fun of Riders fans cause they get so damn sensitive about anything to do with their precious team....

Also my account got hacked the other night, so sorry if any of you (frank)ing pussies here got offended..........and (frank) off to J.B.

CFL is garbage
- Yeti1181

you're garbage

It is pretty lame. Only good part about it is making fun of Riders fans cause they get so damn sensitive about anything to do with their precious team....

Also my account got hacked the other night, so sorry if any of you (frank)ing pussies here got offended..........and (frank) off to J.B.
- ruttager17

What could anyone say in your name that is more offensive than your usual banter?