I get to see it live
- VANTEL

(psssst, well folks, this is the reason Vantel's partially unhinged just like the rest of us denizens )

Ok so while my parents are on vacation they asked me to stay at there place and look after there cats..........No problem.

Then she warned me before she left that she has been hearing really weird things in the house lately and thinks there is a spirit in the place. Im like "Yah okay mom, chill the fukk out. Your clearly trippin balls"

I've been in this house for 3 hours. I have stayed here hundred of times and am firmiliar with the sounds of traffic and shyt outside.

But she wasnt kidding. Im scared right now. Hear doors slamming, People walking in the kitchen and im all alone.

Somebody help me

I get to see it live
- VANTEL

You poor sob there is feathers on it already Jebus.

Ok so while my parents are on vacation they asked me to stay at there place and look after there cats..........No problem.

Then she warned me before she left that she has been hearing really weird things in the house lately and thinks there is a spirit in the place. Im like "Yah okay mom, chill the fukk out. Your clearly trippin balls"

I've been in this house for 3 hours. I have stayed here hundred of times and am firmiliar with the sounds of traffic and shyt outside.

But she wasnt kidding. Im scared right now. Hear doors slamming, People walking in the kitchen and im all alone.

Somebody help me
- vancity787

Who ya gonna call

You poor sob there is feathers on it already Jebus.
- thundachunk

There is . My GF eats them

Ok so while my parents are on vacation they asked me to stay at there place and look after there cats..........No problem.

Then she warned me before she left that she has been hearing really weird things in the house lately and thinks there is a spirit in the place. Im like "Yah okay mom, chill the fukk out. Your clearly trippin balls"

I've been in this house for 3 hours. I have stayed here hundred of times and am firmiliar with the sounds of traffic and shyt outside.

But she wasnt kidding. Im scared right now. Hear doors slamming, People walking in the kitchen and im all alone.

Somebody help me
- vancity787

Cool if you acknowledge its presence it will get more persistent. Then $hit gets real.

There is . My GF eats them
- VANTEL

If she eats that she'll probably swallow just about anything.

Cool if you acknowledge its presence it will get more persistent. Then $hit gets real.
- thundachunk

Eat Balut beer and fart , they will be gone in no time

If she eats that she'll probably swallow just about anything.
- thundachunk

I told her I never want her to complain about Sptz or Swallow

Eat Balut beer and fart , they will be gone in no time
- VANTEL

I had lomo saltado for dinner. Best foreign food going.

I had lomo saltado for dinner. Best foreign food going.
- thundachunk

I had a 7 course meal. A sandwich and a 6 pack

Eat Balut beer and fart , they will be gone in no time
- VANTEL

We have a ghost in our house we named him Raji. He doesn't bother us at all but company that stays over always says they here weird noises. Our house sitter when we are on holidays says it really freaks her out when she is down stairs and people are clearly walking above her.

We have a ghost in our house we named him Raji. He doesn't bother us at all but company that stays over always says they here weird noises. Our house sitter when we are on holidays says it really freaks her out when she is down stairs and people are clearly walking above her.
- thundachunk

I had a Girlfriend that never came home we nicknamed her the Ghost

Cool if you acknowledge its presence it will get more persistent. Then $hit gets real.
- thundachunk

Are you a believer? Ever had anything like this happen to you before? This is my second time. And I really tried to brush the first one off.

Are you a believer? Ever had anything like this happen to you before? This is my second time. And I really tried to brush the first one off.
- vancity787

They exist but can't really do anything except create a breeze, come in form of a vision, or drop a toaster on your head while u sleep

I had lomo saltado for dinner. Best foreign food going.
- thundachunk

Looked it up - I think it might be just a teency weency bit better than balut (I know I know, sacrilegious but such as it is. It looks fairly succulent n such )

They exist but can't really do anything except create a breeze, come in form of a vision, or drop a toaster on your head while u sleep
- VANTEL

So funny you say "Breeze" The first time It happened to me I was half awake and my sheets felt like they started floating just above me. And I freaked the fukk out. Either its real. Or. Im starting to lose my fukking mind.

So funny you say "Breeze" The first time It happened to me I was half awake and my sheets felt like they started floating just above me. And I freaked the fukk out. Either its real. Or. Im starting to lose my fukking mind.
- vancity787

Cuz when I woke up that morning the breeze of the blankets lifting off me is what woke me up.

So funny you say "Breeze" The first time It happened to me I was half awake and my sheets felt like they started floating just above me. And I freaked the fukk out. Either its real. Or. Im starting to lose my fukking mind.
- vancity787

It's real but if you drink you won't give a Fuk and they get bored and go

It's real but if you drink you won't give a Fuk and they get bored and go
- VANTEL

nothing like a disenchanted ghost (ghosts these days )

nothing like a disenchanted ghost (ghosts these days )
- Zogg

Pussies

Are you a believer? Ever had anything like this happen to you before? This is my second time. And I really tried to brush the first one off.
- vancity787

Oh yeah its no biggie for me. Wait until your sleeping and the bed starts to shake.

Looked it up - I think it might be just a teency weency bit better than balut (I know I know, sacrilegious but such as it is. It looks fairly succulent n such )
- Zogg

No comparison.

Don't forget the karaoke machine. Filipinos need their magic mic
- VANTEL

That's what you're calling it now?

That's what you're calling it now?
- A_SteamingLombardi

The harmonica player for the J Giels band his Magic Dyck and his lickin stick