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Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:27 PM ET
How's it going, spud?
- YzermanIsTheMan

Good buddy. I should probably go mow the lawn or some poop but I'm feeling lazy. Got a date lined up for later so hopefully that will be a fun time.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:31 PM ET
Good buddy. I should probably go mow the lawn or some poop but I'm feeling lazy. Got a date lined up for later so hopefully that will be a fun time.
- Jeropotato

All it takes to land her in bed.. "Don't act like JB, don't act like JB." Just run that through your head over and over and you'll have a spectacular night.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:33 PM ET
All it takes to land her in bed.. "Don't act like JB, don't act like JB." Just run that through your head over and over and you'll have a spectacular night.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Hahaha....no worries....biggest thing I worry about is her being dumb. Biggest turn off for me is an idiotic woman that talks too much.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:37 PM ET
Hahaha....no worries....biggest thing I worry about is her being dumb. Biggest turn off for me is an idiotic woman that talks too much.
- Jeropotato


Scale of 1/10 and do I have a chance with her?
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Aug 29 @ 6:39 PM ET
Hahaha....no worries....biggest thing I worry about is her being dumb. Biggest turn off for me is an idiotic woman that talks too much.
- Jeropotato


oh yeah? Where you taking this broad out to? Don't worry I won't be watching from a far.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:44 PM ET
Scale of 1/10 and do I have a chance with her?
- Oilers4Life14

She could be a 1 out if 10 and you would still only have a 1/100 chance with her.

Were talking about Women here little boy, why would any have interest in you?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 6:46 PM ET
oh yeah? Where you taking this broad out to? Don't worry I won't be watching from a far.
- DDM-Coga


Probably just the Blind Beggar.....she's a nerdy Tattooed broad that likes good tunes.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Aug 29 @ 6:47 PM ET
Probably just the Blind Beggar.....she's a nerdy Tattooed broad that likes good tunes.
- Jeropotato


if she likes star wars tell her fat deadmarsh says whats up
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:02 PM ET
Probably just the Blind Beggar.....she's a nerdy Tattooed broad that likes good tunes.
- Jeropotato

YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:04 PM ET
if she likes star wars tell her fat deadmarsh says whats up
- DDM-Coga

Star Wars 7. Sounds like it'll be great.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:04 PM ET
She could be a 1 out if 10 and you would still only have a 1/100 chance with her.

Were talking about Women here little boy, why would any have interest in you?

- Jeropotato


There must be 100 1/10's out there!
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Aug 29 @ 7:05 PM ET
Crazy that harisson mooney guy from puck daddy got fired today for sending
Creepy messages to girls on twitter, like he was using his job to cheat on his wife.

Pretty funny since the week before he was calling out another website (Barstool Sports) for objectify women and being internet scum.

Personally I like reading Barstool, those guys are just idiots and are pretty funny. Talk about Pop culture, hot women, random internet videos, and Sports
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:05 PM ET
Probably just the Blind Beggar.....she's a nerdy Tattooed broad that likes good tunes.
- Jeropotato


Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:06 PM ET

- YzermanIsTheMan


Something we can agree on!!!
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:07 PM ET

- Oilers4Life14

Put the tweezers and vasoline away there (frank) hole.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:08 PM ET
Put the tweezers and vasoline away there (frank) hole.
- Jeropotato


(frank) VASOLINE
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:12 PM ET
(frank) VASOLINE
- Oilers4Life14


Okay, just don't hurt yourself.

What am I saying? This is probably the one activity in your life even you have figured out.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 29 @ 7:45 PM ET
Okay, just don't hurt yourself.

What am I saying? This is probably the one activity in your life even you have figured out.

- Jeropotato

Wait. Using vasoline?
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 29 @ 7:56 PM ET
Depends if youre reading a James Tanner blog or not.
- Jeropotato

Best thing to do in those situations is to remind yourself that clout's used to blog here.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 29 @ 7:58 PM ET
Something we can agree on!!!
- Oilers4Life14

You can't agree on anything they are talking about. You have never been with a chick, nor have you or could you take one to a pub, so (frank) OFF punk
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 29 @ 8:00 PM ET
Hahaha....no worries....biggest thing I worry about is her being dumb. Biggest turn off for me is an idiotic woman that talks too much.
- Jeropotato

THIS!!! Stupidity and ignorance are probably bigger turnoffs than a chic saying "so I went on a date with this dirty hippie named Jero"!
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Aug 29 @ 8:10 PM ET
You can't agree on anything they are talking about. You have never been with a chick, nor have you or could you take one to a pub, so (frank) OFF punk
- ruttager17


Woaaah. I'm just saying if I were to date any chick, I'd prefer her with tattoo's. Calm your panties
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 29 @ 8:16 PM ET
Woaaah. I'm just saying if I were to date any chick, I'd prefer her with tattoo's. Calm your panties
- Oilers4Life14

You don't know what you would prefer, you have zero experience, and thus nothing to compare it to. Get a date first.....and a job
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 29 @ 8:32 PM ET
You don't know what you would prefer, you have zero experience, and thus nothing to compare it to. Get a date first.....and a job
- ruttager17

To be fair, he probably has whacked off to so many videos/images, he actually knows what turns him on and such. (I personally believe he's into tattooed Joan Rivers with dermal peircings.)
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Aug 29 @ 8:41 PM ET
I have never seen a player make more money and get more rope based on his potential. The guy sucks. -39 over two seasons and one was a half season! I wouldnt have given him any more than 2.5 max
- BodyCheckRadio





Classic 'post and run'


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