Thank you my fellow Mississaugian.

Can Joe keep up with Kessel?
- dmnted

Patrick Marleau is as fast as Kessel and that hasn't been a problem, the Cheechoo train was fast as hell before breaking his knees off that wasn't a big issue, Samsonov was one of the fastest players in NHL history. I doubt it would be a problem...

Dude Thornton's game is built to last long like Sundin, he'll probably play until he's 40ish. He's massive as (frank), has never needed speed to succeed, a PP monster and in crazy shape. The only reason why he might end his career early is sheer apathy at never winning a cup. He will go hollow and roam New Londo Ruins
- AdamFrench

If he's available I would poop myself if we got him.

If he's available I would poop myself if we got him.
- Yeti1181

I'd take any of the big four on the choking express.

Everyone thinks Bozak straight up for Joe is the worst trade in the history of the NHL but yet ponders giving up 6 1sts for him...

WTF?!?!
- Not_Stee

Who said it was the worst trade? Who is pondering giving up 6 1sts for him?

If he's available I would poop myself if we got him.
- Yeti1181

Likewise.

Thank you my fellow Mississaugian.
- Not_Stee

Patrick Marleau is as fast as Kessel and that hasn't been a problem, the Cheechoo train was fast as hell before breaking his knees off that wasn't a big issue, Samsonov was one of the fastest players in NHL history. I doubt it would be a problem...
- AdamFrench

You think he'd come to Toronto? Waive his NTC. Go from living the dream of nobody giving a (frank) about him for 9 months out of the year.

Also, for the record. I've always said he'd be a champ here. No playoffs to hinder his rep. Just put up a poop load of points in the regular season.

You think he'd come to Toronto? Waive his NTC. Go from living the dream of nobody giving a (frank) about him for 9 months out of the year.

Also, for the record. I've always said he'd be a champ here. No playoffs to hinder his rep. Just put up a poop load of points in the regular season.
- weirdoh

No.

Next topic:

Why Weirdoh Thinks Franson Straight Up For Shea Weber Would Be A Complete And Utter Disaster And Would End Up Seeing The Leafs Being Relocated To The U.S.

Next topic:

Why Weirdoh Thinks Franson Straight Up For Shea Weber Would Be A Complete And Utter Disaster And Would End Up Seeing The Leafs Being Relocated To The U.S.
- Not_Stee

You should have gone with Chara since he's old like Thornton.

Patrick Marleau is as fast as Kessel and that hasn't been a problem, the Cheechoo train was fast as hell before breaking his knees off that wasn't a big issue, Samsonov was one of the fastest players in NHL history. I doubt it would be a problem...
- AdamFrench

Good to know. Don't think he'll waive the NTC for da Leafs.

You should have gone with Chara since he's old like Thornton.
- AdamFrench

Damn.

You should have gone with Chara since he's old like Thornton.
- AdamFrench

But Franson was traded for. It doesn't fit the criteria.

Thornton for #3?

#3 was basically free.

But Franson was traded for. It doesn't fit the criteria.
- weirdoh

DAMN! IT'S ALL FALLING APART!

If he's available I would poop myself if we got him.
- Yeti1181

That wouldn't be the first time

DAMN! IT'S ALL FALLING APART!
- AdamFrench

That wouldn't be the first time
- mighty13duck

I was recovering from heart surgery and had to learn to use my body again, it wasn't my fault okay.

I was recovering from heart surgery and had to learn to use my body again, it wasn't my fault okay.
- Yeti1181

- AdamFrench

'Go crazy, don't mind if I do"

Joe Thornton = Mats Sundin


- Adam French

I was recovering from heart surgery and had to learn to use my body again, it wasn't my fault okay.
- Yeti1181

At least you have the most legit, hardcore reason for poopting yourself. The last time I poop myself was just because I didn't get to the toilet on time.

At least you have the most legit, hardcore reason for poopting yourself. The last time I poop myself was just because I didn't get to the toilet on time.
- Zezel

Yesterday?

Joe Thornton = Mats Sundin


- Adam French
- weirdoh

6'5 230lbs, centre, won Olympic Gold, no Cups, career PPG



Yes.