perv
- mighty13duck

yeah, and?

yeah, and?
- Jeropotato

First step is admitting. for that you will get the greatest Paige gif in existence.

First step is admitting. for that you will get the greatest Paige gif in existence.
- mighty13duck

Less Talk, more Rock.

Less Talk, more Rock.
- Jeropotato

You rather have The Rock gifs?

You rather have The Rock gifs?
- mighty13duck

Where the fck are the gif's? Quit fcking the dog and deliver. Youre lazier than Jailbait.

TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers


Yes
- abware

- abware

I'm pretty sure if I were in Hell, I would know for certain.
- Jeropotato

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Why the (frank) do we always go from Hot chicks to fat ugly nasty chicks?
- Jeropotato

Dont lie. You'd totally hit that....

Dont lie. You'd totally hit that....
- Iggysbff

Well.........yeah, ok but whatever.

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa-that-a-(frank)ing daisy

That's a no-no even she knows dada's (frank)ing crazy
(frank)ing animal, cookoo, bananas, (frank)ing A.B.
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
(frank) around and throw a baby at another baby

You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep up on ya, but it all does

You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny 'cause of all the poop you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I oughta just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so mad when I call them both fagots
All these (frank)ing voices in my head, I can't take it
Someone shut that (frank)ing baby up, 'fore I shake it

You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em a (frank)ing bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner schnitzel up his ass, hopped away

Somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him
Homie, I'm the scheisse, pass Doctor Dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a-now, not a chance, not today, son

I can't believe I leave for one brief second
And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million like it's worldwide,
Later I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the (frank) up, a hamster in a microwave, I'm
Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now mother(frank)er, try now to sleep
Lie down mother(frank)er, try countin' sheep

And you're tryin' to find out, why now there's beef?
Mace in your face female dog, cry now wussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my Richard with Amy Winehouse's teeth

Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em, just to cut the (frank)ing cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling, "Stop!"

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

(frank)ing son of a female dog, I can't believe this poop
This must be all that there is, this must be it
(frank)in'-A, even got a bidet to
Wash my ass after I poop with gold toilet paper

Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This poop's awesome, yeah, (frank)ing elevator
Living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Where the fck are the gif's? Quit fcking the dog and deliver. Youre lazier than Jailbait.
- Jeropotato

Fk off...

I did 7 hours community hours (with 2hrs of sleep ) and got off my lazy ass and helped myself by getting my back checked.

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa-that-a-(frank)ing daisy

That's a no-no even she knows dada's (frank)ing crazy
(frank)ing animal, cookoo, bananas, (frank)ing A.B.
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
(frank) around and throw a baby at another baby

You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep up on ya, but it all does

You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny 'cause of all the poop you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I oughta just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so mad when I call them both fagots
All these (frank)ing voices in my head, I can't take it
Someone shut that (frank)ing baby up, 'fore I shake it

You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em a (frank)ing bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner schnitzel up his ass, hopped away

Somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him
Homie, I'm the scheisse, pass Doctor Dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a-now, not a chance, not today, son

I can't believe I leave for one brief second
And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million like it's worldwide,
Later I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the (frank) up, a hamster in a microwave, I'm
Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now mother(frank)er, try now to sleep
Lie down mother(frank)er, try countin' sheep

And you're tryin' to find out, why now there's beef?
Mace in your face female dog, cry now wussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my Richard with Amy Winehouse's teeth

Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em, just to cut the (frank)ing cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling, "Stop!"

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator

(frank)ing son of a female dog, I can't believe this poop
This must be all that there is, this must be it
(frank)in'-A, even got a bidet to
Wash my ass after I poop with gold toilet paper

Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This poop's awesome, yeah, (frank)ing elevator
Living in a house with a (frank)ing elevator
- HouseArrest187

Fck off!

That black haired chick is sweeet

That black haired chick is sweeet
- time2produce

What's up hommes?

So...gorgeous weather; everyone is on HB....

Cold poopty day and....where is everyone...

(frank) it. I guess we'll go shopping....
- Iggysbff

I was golfing in okotoks

Can't relate to Eminem, try this out.

I was born in a town that wasn't much worth.
Raised by rabid dogs.
I'm the bastard son of the morning sun.
I'm a well known stranger to God.

I feel like maybe I've been missing.
Walking the backstreets & made a wrong turn.
Where no one gives the heathens something to believe in.
So the sinners sit around & burn.

I shoot gasoline mixed with a belly full of dirt.
With a switchblade up my sleeve.
I'm the number one manic.
A widespread panic of girls feeling weak in the knees.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn life"
But I'm still not dead.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Well the rain poured down on the snakes in the dirt.
And I rose in the fog.
I can howl at the moon while you're cookin' up spoons.
Or I can bark like a dog.

Lickin' shots off a bottle of whiskey.
Pass it around 'til we all feel the burn.
Too many long, hard nights.
Sharp blades & bad white.
But I swear to god, I never learn.

Put your hand in the hand of the man.
Understand I'm a man that's not afraid to burn.

I ain't gettin' tired.
And the girls ain't gettin' pretty.
I'm goin down to the Road House City.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn night"
But I'm still not there.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Old leather.
Six shots.
Broken bottles.
I've been down this road before
It's a goddamn slippery slope.
I could always use some more.
We all get down.
We all get down.

Can't relate to Eminem, try this out.

I was born in a town that wasn't much worth.
Raised by rabid dogs.
I'm the bastard son of the morning sun.
I'm a well known stranger to God.

I feel like maybe I've been missing.
Walking the backstreets & made a wrong turn.
Where no one gives the heathens something to believe in.
So the sinners sit around & burn.

I shoot gasoline mixed with a belly full of dirt.
With a switchblade up my sleeve.
I'm the number one manic.
A widespread panic of girls feeling weak in the knees.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn life"
But I'm still not dead.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Well the rain poured down on the snakes in the dirt.
And I rose in the fog.
I can howl at the moon while you're cookin' up spoons.
Or I can bark like a dog.

Lickin' shots off a bottle of whiskey.
Pass it around 'til we all feel the burn.
Too many long, hard nights.
Sharp blades & bad white.
But I swear to god, I never learn.

Put your hand in the hand of the man.
Understand I'm a man that's not afraid to burn.

I ain't gettin' tired.
And the girls ain't gettin' pretty.
I'm goin down to the Road House City.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn night"
But I'm still not there.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Old leather.
Six shots.
Broken bottles.
I've been down this road before
It's a goddamn slippery slope.
I could always use some more.
We all get down.
We all get down.
- nated81

(frank) off

(frank) off
- robin_steele264

Bahaha \m/

OK, last one tonight but this one has a lot of meaning to me. It was actually written for me. poop on it if you want but it would make you a heartless bastard.

I got two small kids and a wife and a life and an older one
I try and I try, and I don't wanna let go, no I don't wanna let go
Just give me a heart that'll work and I'll take it, I promise you I will not break it
I'll take that second chance, might even learn to dance

Chorus

You go through life, there's too many downs and there's misery all around
And you wonder what you could be thankful for
Well if you have a heart, then ask no more

I know you're sad I know you're crying
And part of you inside is dying you don't wanna let go, no you don't wanna let go
You squeeze a hand and say goodbye, but through your tears you can't deny
You're given a second chance, to change my circumstance

Chorus

Bridge
How could someone ever possibly know
The love they gave when everyone let go
I promise you this heart's gonna love enough, gonna live enough, for the two of us.

Chorus

You go through life, there's too many downs
And there's misery all around
And you wonder what I could be thankful for
Well when I have a heart, I'll ask no more.

(frank) off
- robin_steele264

Can't relate to Eminem, try this out.

I was born in a town that wasn't much worth.
Raised by rabid dogs.
I'm the bastard son of the morning sun.
I'm a well known stranger to God.

I feel like maybe I've been missing.
Walking the backstreets & made a wrong turn.
Where no one gives the heathens something to believe in.
So the sinners sit around & burn.

I shoot gasoline mixed with a belly full of dirt.
With a switchblade up my sleeve.
I'm the number one manic.
A widespread panic of girls feeling weak in the knees.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn life"
But I'm still not dead.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Well the rain poured down on the snakes in the dirt.
And I rose in the fog.
I can howl at the moon while you're cookin' up spoons.
Or I can bark like a dog.

Lickin' shots off a bottle of whiskey.
Pass it around 'til we all feel the burn.
Too many long, hard nights.
Sharp blades & bad white.
But I swear to god, I never learn.

Put your hand in the hand of the man.
Understand I'm a man that's not afraid to burn.

I ain't gettin' tired.
And the girls ain't gettin' pretty.
I'm goin down to the Road House City.

I hope to say: "It's been a hell of a goddamn night"
But I'm still not there.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

I remember drinkin' scotch from the bottle
I could always use some more
It's a goddamn slippery slope
I've been down that road before
We all get down
(We all get by)
We all get down.

Old leather.
Six shots.
Broken bottles.
I've been down this road before
It's a goddamn slippery slope.
I could always use some more.
We all get down.
We all get down.
- nated81

Absolutely, (frank) off!

OK, last one tonight but this one has a lot of meaning to me. It was actually written for me. poop on it if you want but it would make you a heartless bastard.

I got two small kids and a wife and a life and an older one
I try and I try, and I don't wanna let go, no I don't wanna let go
Just give me a heart that'll work and I'll take it, I promise you I will not break it
I'll take that second chance, might even learn to dance

Chorus

You go through life, there's too many downs and there's misery all around
And you wonder what you could be thankful for
Well if you have a heart, then ask no more

I know you're sad I know you're crying
And part of you inside is dying you don't wanna let go, no you don't wanna let go
You squeeze a hand and say goodbye, but through your tears you can't deny
You're given a second chance, to change my circumstance

Chorus

Bridge
How could someone ever possibly know
The love they gave when everyone let go
I promise you this heart's gonna love enough, gonna live enough, for the two of us.

Chorus

You go through life, there's too many downs
And there's misery all around
And you wonder what I could be thankful for
Well when I have a heart, I'll ask no more.
- nated81

Sympathy is a word in the dictionary somewhere between Sh!t and Syphilis

Absolutely, (frank) off!
- Jeropotato

Are you old (frank)s ever in a good mood?