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nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:04 PM ET
We've explained this many times...Jero and I did not cross swords. We may have touched tips while spit roasting JB's mom but never came close to each others nutsacks....
- Iggysbff

How has there not been a couple small Richard jokes made over this comment yet? Like, you guys can't cross swords because they aren't long enough. Or if you guys just touched tips, wouldn't that mean your sacks were only an inch apart?
You guys are slacking today.
YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:05 PM ET

- Horseguts

I'm so tough, that's actually a picture of my Richard.
mighty13duck
New York Islanders
Location: New Building. New Owner. New coach Nassau County, NY
Joined: 01.26.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:10 PM ET
I'm so tough, that's actually a picture of my Richard.
- YzermanIsTheMan

If this is true, you can get banned for this.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 22 @ 9:10 PM ET
I'm so tough, that's actually a picture of my Richard.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:18 PM ET
I'm so tough, that's actually a picture of my Richard.
- YzermanIsTheMan


laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Aug 22 @ 9:23 PM ET

- Horseguts


I can't believe there's more than 1 Oiler fan in Newfoundland.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 22 @ 9:25 PM ET

- Horseguts

Like the new avatar.....
Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:28 PM ET
Like the new avatar.....
- HouseArrest187


Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:28 PM ET
I'm so tough, that's actually a picture of my Richard.
- YzermanIsTheMan


This is the closest representation of mine I could find...

Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:29 PM ET
I can't believe there's more than 1 Oiler fan in Newfoundland.
- laughs2907


There's lots of Oilers fans here on the rock.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:30 PM ET
How has there not been a couple small Richard jokes made over this comment yet? Like, you guys can't cross swords because they are long enough. Or if you guys just touched tips, wouldn't that mean your sacks were only an inch apart?
You guys are slacking today.

- nated81


Nope. When you've been tag teaming the wives/mom's/GF's/Sisters of HB posters like Oilhorse, JB, Ruttager,Gardiner Express, Vantel, Mochosan, sensnucksnocups, Yeti, DDM-Coga, Yzermanistheman etc, as long as we have, we know exactly what precautionary measures to take to avoid rubbing ballsacks.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:32 PM ET
Nope. When you've been tag teaming the wives/mom's/GF's/Sisters of HB posters like Oilhorse, JB, Ruttager,Gardiner Express, Vantel, Mochosan, sensnucksnocups, Yeti, DDM-Coga, Yzermanistheman etc, as long as we have, we know exactly what precautionary measures to take to avoid rubbing ballsacks.
- Jeropotato


Im going to poop in your produce section
Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:32 PM ET
Nope. When you've been tag teaming the wives/mom's/GF's/Sisters of HB posters like Oilhorse, JB, Ruttager,Gardiner Express, Vantel, Mochosan, sensnucksnocups, Yeti, DDM-Coga, Yzermanistheman etc, as long as we have, we know exactly what precautionary measures to take to avoid rubbing ballsacks.
- Jeropotato



Got to add RazzleDazzle's GF and mom to that list too.
Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:33 PM ET
Im going to poop in your produce section
- DDM-Coga


nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:34 PM ET
Nope. When you've been tag teaming the wives/mom's/GF's/Sisters of HB posters like Oilhorse, JB, Ruttager,Gardiner Express, Vantel, Mochosan, sensnucksnocups, Yeti, DDM-Coga, Yzermanistheman etc, as long as we have, we know exactly what precautionary measures to take to avoid rubbing ballsacks.
- Jeropotato

Practice makes perfect, I guess.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:38 PM ET
Practice makes perfect, I guess.
- nated81


100% Bubba,
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 22 @ 9:39 PM ET

Got to add RazzleDazzle's GF and mom to that list too.

- Horseguts


I wouldn't fck either of those pregnant pigs with HA's cock.
Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 9:47 PM ET
I wouldn't fck either of those pregnant pigs with HA's cock.
- Jeropotato


Yeah fair enough.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 22 @ 10:33 PM ET
I wouldn't fck either of those pregnant pigs with HA's cock.
- Jeropotato

(frank) off....
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 22 @ 10:45 PM ET
(frank) off....
- HouseArrest187

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 22 @ 10:48 PM ET
Nope. When you've been tag teaming the wives/mom's/GF's/Sisters of HB posters like Oilhorse, JB, Ruttager,Gardiner Express, Vantel, Mochosan, sensnucksnocups, Yeti, DDM-Coga, Yzermanistheman etc, as long as we have, we know exactly what precautionary measures to take to avoid rubbing ballsacks.
- Jeropotato

My mom said next time add a cock ring so that she actually feels something and that the word "girth" in no way can be used to describe yourself or Iggysbff.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Aug 22 @ 11:05 PM ET
My mom said next time add a cock ring so that she actually feels something and that the word "girth" in no way can be used to describe yourself or Iggysbff.
- ruttager17

Perhaps not....but even Lexington Steel would compare it to throwing a Hot Dog down a hallway.
Horseguts
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.22.2009

Aug 22 @ 11:10 PM ET
I was looking around for a good picture of Esa Tikkanen to use as a profile pic and I stumbled across this gem...

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Aug 22 @ 11:26 PM ET
Perhaps not....but even Lexington Steel would compare it to throwing a Hot Dog down a hallway.
- Jeropotato

Went for beers with Lex one night, he told me the same thing about your anus. You're gonna be wearing depends at an early age....hope you get a discount at the grocery store you work at.
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Aug 22 @ 11:34 PM ET




The (frank) is wrong with you people



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