??


G.I Joe / G.I. Jane?
- dt99999

Serena vs Rory's ex

Moyse is probably into some weird poop. she seems like the kind of girl who can't even have an orgasm unless it's anally induced.
- DoubleDown

I'm good with that bro

you're a goblin
- DoubleDown

WHAT THE (frank) MAN!?!?!?

http://youtu.be/cRMjozJ0Vfw

je pourrais leur donner une tonne d'idées pour leur capsules...y'a rien que j'ai pas vu je pense
- stinger67

that was actually pretty funny

I'm good with that bro
- dt99999

bro i think she'd strap one on and ram your corn hole. u good with that?

bro i think she'd strap one on and ram your corn hole. u good with that?
- DoubleDown

I'm not gonna pretend I could stop her she can probably break me in half so I guess I'd make the best of it

I'm not gonna pretend I could stop her she can probably break me in half so I guess I'd make the best of it
- dt99999

i read in GQ that if a man enjoys things being inserted into his anus, it doesn't mean he's gay. as long as that "thing" isn't a penis, i think. because i think that would make you gay.

that was actually pretty funny
- dt99999

je pourrais leur raconter l'histoire de la fois ou y'a un gars qui me donnait de la marde parce qu'il n'y avait plus de rib steak en spécial dans le comptoir à 10 heures du soir.

"Tu vas aller en arrière m'en chercher"

Euh. Non.

"Tu vas aller m'en couper un, je le veux épais de même (geste des doigts)."

J'ai l'air d'un boucher? J'ai aucune idée comment faire ça.

"Ben là, tu fais deux trois téléphones pis tu vas le savoir"



Après mon refus, le gars à continué de m'invectiver, me disant que je voulais pas donner de service. À ce moment là, je suis parti, le gars me suivait...

"Eille oussé qu'tu t'en va???"

Moi Monsieur, je suis pas payé assez cher pour me faire donner de la marde de même faque j'men va.


Là, il m'a fait le coup du faceicitus

"Tu m'euverras pu la faceicitus..."


La semaine d'après il était revenu, avec sa face de porc frais.

WHAT THE (frank) MAN!?!?!?
- dt99999

relax bro i meant it as a compliment!

relax bro i meant it as a compliment!
- DoubleDown

i read in GQ that if a man enjoys things being inserted into his anus, it doesn't mean he's gay. as long as that "thing" isn't a penis, i think. because i think that would make you gay.
- DoubleDown

you have a link to the article?

- Pecafan Fan

t'as pas d'travail a faire toi mon calisse?!?!??!

t'as pas d'travail a faire toi mon calisse?!?!??!
- dt99999

UNE CHIÉE de travail.

UNE CHIÉE!

UNE CHIÉE de travail.
- Pecafan Fan

bon ben TRAVAILLE ostie!!!!

bon ben TRAVAILLE ostie!!!!
- dt99999

en passant Hockey Quebec, mon fils vous remercie pour le poster de Daniel Brère envoyé par la poste avec 400 circulaires

en passant Hockey Quebec, mon fils vous remercie pour le poster de Daniel Brère envoyé par la poste avec 400 circulaires
- dt99999

- Pecafan Fan

I really don't see why people are freaking out over losing home delivery of their mail.

I haven't had it in 7 years and it's the best.

I go once a week, put 98% of the stuff in the recycling bin right next to the community mailbox, take my two envelopes and then go home.

you have a link to the article?
- dt99999

u got it bro

http://www.gq.com/life/me...es/201408/anal-sex-advice

u got it bro

http://www.gq.com/life/me...es/201408/anal-sex-advice
- DoubleDown

ty

I really don't see why people are freaking out over losing home delivery of their mail.

I haven't had it in 7 years and it's the best.

I go once a week, put 98% of the stuff in the recycling bin right next to the community mailbox, take my two envelopes and then go home.
- dt99999

Amen.

you're a cock goblin' whore
- DoubleDown

fixed.

I really don't see why people are freaking out over losing home delivery of their mail.

I haven't had it in 7 years and it's the best.

I go once a week, put 98% of the stuff in the recycling bin right next to the community mailbox, take my two envelopes and then go home.
- dt99999

I just don,t see where they'll put the 10 mailboxes at every corner in Montreal. I don't see any issue for anywhere else tho'.