Oh lawwwwws, say it done ain't so... we are @#$#@% talking heat wave, for gawd sakes! (unless, as touched on, you are Vantel and/or a member of Vantel's entourage - currently lounging pool-side, sipping mimosas, being fanned with giant palm leaves by various aesthetically sassy cabana boys dressed as school-girls
- Zogg

why is it that I acutually think this is possible? Pompous jackass

They should do like a travelling boink-circus side show, spontaneously visiting hospitals, senior homes, and anyone that needs to procure a bit of T&A (aka Titular and Ass-ian delights)

With that in mind, ladies and gentleman, here are your 2014 Vantel Vixens! (please ensure bikini/cash exchange relationship protocol followed or Vantel will break your thumbs accordingly )



P.S. yes, I know, I'm the quintessential heathen personified
- Zogg

I just don't even know what to say Zogg

It's (frank)ing hot as hell, plusI sweat way too easily(which is weird as a non-obese person)
- Nucker101

Same here. By the time I get to work I look like I have been the GM of the Vancouver Canucks (without the scroatee)
Edit: Also, I have been told active sweat glands are a sign of fitness/good health in the non-obese

Oh lawwwwws, say it done ain't so... we are @#$#@% talking heat wave, for gawd sakes! (unless, as touched on, you are Vantel and/or a member of Vantel's entourage - currently lounging pool-side, sipping mimosas, being fanned with giant palm leaves by various aesthetically sassy cabana boys dressed as school-girls
- Zogg

Better than the +38,+39 I just left. that was unbearable

Same here. By the time I get to work I look like I have been the GM of the Vancouver Canucks (without the scroatee)
Edit: Also, I have been told active sweat glands are a sign of fitness/good health in the non-obese
- bezz44

Id call you a typical vancouver pansy. But its hot as hell, And my AC aint even doing the job. Im still sweating my balls off

Easily.


Edit: I'll take Schneider over both.
- Nucker101

Oh lawwwwws, say it done ain't so... we are @#$#@% talking heat wave, for gawd sakes! (unless, as touched on, you are Vantel and/or a member of Vantel's entourage - currently lounging pool-side, sipping mimosas, being fanned with giant palm leaves by various aesthetically sassy cabana boys dressed as school-girls
- Zogg

I have been surrounded all weekend with Filipinas and Bikinis but in the non sexual way this time

- 1970vintage

If there's one thing we will not accept here at hockeybuzz it's exaggeration.

If there's one thing we will not accept here at hockeybuzz it's exaggeration.
- Yeti1181

are you @#$ serial?

The NYI and Canucks were rumoured to have interest in E Kane at the draft

Yea it seems like a no brainer to just get it done before arbitration on both sides
Any word on RyJo?
- bezz44

Lucic just bought a house in Kelowna...

Lucic just bought a house in Kelowna...
- PetrolSexual

Maybe Fla Panthers will relocate to Kelowna

The NYI and Canucks were rumoured to have interest in E Kane at the draft
- VANTEL

According to?

According to?
- Nucker101

JB Hockeytalk

I still think one big move is coming this year. First of all we have 24 roster players so we need to cut one.

3 goalies. I don't think Markstrom will be put on waivers.

12 forward spots . Hank Danny Vrbata Kassian and Bonino are locks leaving 7 left. Do the math, Vey Burrows Mathias Richardson Hansen Higgins Dorsett Sestito Horvat Jensen

Something's got to give

are you @#$ serial?
- Zogg

Super serial!

According to?
- Nucker101

Every other team who also had interest at the draft but then found out the price to acquire was redonkulous?

Every other team who also had interest at the draft but then found out the price to acquire was redonkulous?
- 1970vintage

Yeah true, but I am surprised Benning had interest.

Yeah true, but I am surprised Benning had interest.
- VANTEL

I bet 29 teams kicked the tires, to me that expresses 'interest'.

I bet 29 teams kicked the tires, to me that expresses 'interest'.
- 1970vintage

I agree. Benning said he wanted character players . I wasn't sure Kane would fall into that category .

Good morning,

Hope you're enjoying the holiday weekend!

At last, a new blog is live:

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=61633

JB Hockeytalk
- VANTEL

Thought so....