Go get a job first, you need money to have women and I don't mean hookers.
- Horseguts

Nawh man, not worried 'bout a girlfriend... at least for now.

Nawh man, not worried 'bout a girlfriend... at least for now.
- Oilers4Life14

Well get a job anyways ya mooch.

Well get a job anyways ya mooch.
- Horseguts

Eh, eh I'm trying. I need it for hockey... And baseball next year

You got to have them at their house and then you can just leave.

Edit: Plus she may have a hot roomie that can join in.
- Horseguts

She does have a roomie. But honestly at my age some consistent ass wOnt be the worst.

She does have a roomie. But honestly at my age some consistent ass wOnt be the worst.
- Yeti1181

#GrandpaStatus

#GrandpaStatus
- Oilers4Life14

As you get older it gets harder to hit on high school girls.

As you get older it gets harder to hit on high school girls.
- Yeti1181

- Oilers4Life14

You think it's funny now.

You think it's funny now.
- Yeti1181

- Yeti1181

Oh good Yeti knows how to post pics of random girls he see's on the internet. Clap, clap.

Oh good Yeti knows how to post pics of random girls he see's on the internet. Clap, clap.
- ruttager17

Wowzer is that ugly...

Wowzer is that ugly...
- whipper334

You he could have at least done some photoshopping first.

You think it's funny now.
- Yeti1181

Eh, eh, I'm the one in high school right now... don't ya forget that buddie

You he could have at least done some photoshopping first.
- ruttager17

True story!

Eh, eh, I'm the one in high school right now... don't ya forget that buddie
- Oilers4Life14

This is more your speed



Try not to eat the whole jar in one sitting

- Yeti1181

I'd tap that

Oh good Yeti knows how to post pics of random girls he see's on the internet. Clap, clap.
- ruttager17

I'm going to take that as a compliment as you think it's a random pic from the Internet.

I'd tap that
- Reveen

I will tap that, multiple time.

I will tap that, multiple time.
- Yeti1181

Pics or it didn't happen

I will tap that, multiple time.
- Yeti1181

Make her call you Reveen

Eh, eh, I'm the one in high school right now... don't ya forget that buddie
- Oilers4Life14

According to rutts.
*allegedly*

Wowzer is that ugly...
- whipper334

Well I figured since it wasn't your wife there was no need.

Make her call you Reveen
- Reveen

I literally laughed out lod there.

According to rutts.
*allegedly*
- Yeti1181

Oh no he is the real deal, everyone on the internet is real and completely honest

I literally laughed out lod there.
- Yeti1181

You should hook up Jail Bait with your ex