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TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:04 PM ET
Who didn't see that coming. I guess his foray into writing gay porn didn't work out.
- Reveen


his work was actually quite tasteful. People just don't appreciate a strong story line in gay porn.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:06 PM ET
He retired? I just assumed he was training to join the competitive food eating circuit
- DDM-Coga

He requires no training.
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Jul 28 @ 7:07 PM ET
He requires no training.
- Yeti1181


80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes....pfff RC could break that.
http://majorleagueeating.com/records.php
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:08 PM ET
80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes....pfff RC could break that.
http://majorleagueeating.com/records.php

- DDM-Coga

That's his appetizer
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009

Jul 28 @ 7:09 PM ET
That's his appetizer
- Yeti1181


53 tacos in 10 minutes is not impressive,
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:09 PM ET
his work was actually quite tasteful. People just don't appreciate a strong story line in gay porn.
- TheNugeIsHuge


People don't like porn with plot. I don't want to watch 30 minutes of build up before the action starts.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:10 PM ET
People don't like porn with plot. I don't want to watch 30 minutes of build up before the action starts.
- Reveen

They have a skip button for that.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:11 PM ET
They have a skip button for that.
- Yeti1181


I usually only watch like two or three minutes at a time
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:13 PM ET
I usually only watch like two or three minutes at a time
- Reveen

YzermanIsTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: TN
Joined: 09.29.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:16 PM ET
People don't like porn with plot. I don't want to watch 30 minutes of build up before the action starts.
- Reveen

I love a good build up. Nothing more arousing in knowing why the pizza guy must schlep his Richard through housewives.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:17 PM ET
I love a good build up. Nothing more arousing in knowing why the pizza guy must schlep his Richard through housewives.
- YzermanIsTheMan


cause she's a whore
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:21 PM ET
My left eye gets a sharp pain when I get a headache
- Oilers4Life14

All symptoms of dehydration. 1 liter a day is not a lot of water and your body needs at least 500ml/day for your kidneys to function properly.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:22 PM ET
I love a good build up. Nothing more arousing in knowing why the pizza guy must schlep his Richard through housewives.
- YzermanIsTheMan


TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:23 PM ET
People don't like porn with plot. I don't want to watch 30 minutes of build up before the action starts.
- Reveen


You need to be absorbed in the story. If there's no distinct beginning middle and end, how can you even believe that the slutty house owner (frank)s her pool boy?
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:23 PM ET
All symptoms of dehydration. 1 liter a day is not a lot of water and your body needs at least 500ml/day for your kidneys to function properly.
- ruttager17

The recommend daily intake is 1.5 litres correct?
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:25 PM ET
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:26 PM ET
All symptoms of dehydration. 1 liter a day is not a lot of water and your body needs at least 500ml/day for your kidneys to function properly.
- ruttager17


Ight, I'm being a lazy motherfuker and not drinking the rest of my water. On drank 150ML so far
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:27 PM ET

- TheNugeIsHuge


What the fuck?
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:28 PM ET
The recommend daily intake is 1.5 litres correct?
- Yeti1181

That's a loaded question with no real correct answer. It is all based on how much water your body is getting rid of via sweat, and in urine when consuming things that contain a lot of sodium, caffeine, or alcohol. A good rule of thumb is 2liters per day for healthy body processes, kidney function, etc, etc, etc. Like for example on any given day when H.A. sees the cops driving around his neighborhood frequently, he would need to replace the 4 or 5 liters he sweats out, plus try to maintain a healthy daily amount.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:30 PM ET
Ight, I'm being a lazy motherfuker and not drinking the rest of my water. On drank 150ML so far
- Oilers4Life14

And how much pop and energy drinks are you pounding back a day to keep you alert while you are online all the time?
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:30 PM ET
That's a loaded question with no real correct answer. It is all based on how much water your body is getting rid of via sweat, and in urine when consuming things that contain a lot of sodium, caffeine, or alcohol. A good rule of thumb is 2liters per day for healthy body processes, kidney function, etc, etc, etc. Like for example on any given day when H.A. sees the cops driving around his neighborhood frequently, he would need to replace the 4 or 5 liters he sweats out, plus try to maintain a healthy daily amount.
- ruttager17


Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Jul 28 @ 7:31 PM ET
And how much pop and energy drinks are you pounding back a day to keep you alert while you are online all the time?
- ruttager17

What they don't count as water? poop
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:32 PM ET
What the (frank)?
- Oilers4Life14


Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 28 @ 7:32 PM ET
And how much pop and energy drinks are you pounding back a day to keep you alert while you are online all the time?
- ruttager17


I've drank maybe a sip of a energy drink... Once... in my life.

Pop I have maybe once a week (Friday) but workout every day. So I think I work it off every day, tell me if I'm wrong though
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Jul 28 @ 7:34 PM ET
What they don't count as water? poop
- Yeti1181

Well yes your body gets a lot of water from them, problem is that caffeine has diuretic type effects on the kidneys, so they make ya piss out more water. That is one of the reasons why they warn against mixing alcohol with Redbull
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