Leave my illiterate friend ALONE! We're going to have a show together, you know!
- laughs2907

I could see you both on an episode of Cops...

I could see you both on an episode of Cops...
- Iggysbff

Cross promotion... Lady, I like the way you think!

I think Yeti just deleted something!!

I think Yeti just deleted something!!
- laughs2907

I know yeti deleted something.

I know yeti deleted something.
- Yeti1181

I know yeti deleted something.
- Yeti1181

Party pooper...GET HIM!!!!

Party pooper...GET HIM!!!!
- Iggysbff

Roasted that mother(frank)er on a stake.

I know yeti deleted something.
- Yeti1181

It was just people shaking salt into their mouths...
Sure it wouldn't taste good, but it is harmless unless they have high levels of sodium already.

It was just people shaking salt into their mouths...
Sure it wouldn't taste good, but it is harmless unless they have high levels of sodium already.
- abware

Sex is a wonderful thing. Most people don't know this, but if it weren't for sex, nearly 70% of the population wouldn't have been born in the first place.

It was just people shaking salt into their mouths...
Sure it wouldn't taste good, but it is harmless unless they have high levels of sodium already.
- abware

I can't believe people still fall for that joke

Sex is a wonderful thing. Most people don't know this, but if it weren't for sex, nearly 70% of the population wouldn't have been born in the first place.
- laughs2907

89% of stats on the internet are made up
-Abe Lincoln

89% of stats on the internet are made up
-Abe Lincoln
- Yeti1181

Abe was (frank)ed up on bath-salts 63% of the time.

Abe was (frank)ed up on bath-salts 63% of the time.
- laughs2907

Not what George Washington told me.

Not what George Washington told me.
- Yeti1181

George Washington is/was a Zorch!

- TheNugeIsHuge

lolz... wtf is that

George Washington is/was a Zorch!
- laughs2907

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

if you haven't seen this it's a must watch...

- TheNugeIsHuge

lolz... wtf is that
- Reveen

It's from "The Campaign" -- Which was about as funny as hemorrhoids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

if you haven't seen this it's a must watch...
- HouseArrest187

100% historically accurate.

It's from "The Campaign" -- Which was about as funny as hemorrhoids.
- laughs2907

If I had hemorrhoids, I wouldn't consider that funny. If Yeti had hemorrhoids I would think that was hilarious.

- Reveen

Normally I say punching women isn't a good idea but it's snookie so meh.

If I had hemorrhoids, I wouldn't consider that funny. If Yeti had hemorrhoids I would think that was hilarious.
- Reveen

Jerk

Normally I say punching women isn't a good idea but it's snookie so meh.
- Yeti1181

You'd tap that

100% historically accurate.
- laughs2907

Ain't it tho? Seem lagit to me...

If I had hemorrhoids, I wouldn't consider that funny. If Yeti had hemorrhoids I would think that was hilarious.
- Reveen

Valid point.