Balls on accurate was a good scene as well. That movie is just loaded with great lines.

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your

- hscesq[taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more poop we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

The 2 utes

The 2 utes
- DoubleDown

The two what?

The 2 utes
- DoubleDown

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A (frank)in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a (frank) what kind of pants the son of a female dog who shot you was wearing?

Balls on accurate was a good scene as well. That movie is just loaded with great lines.

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your

- hscesq[taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more poop we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

Totally agree. I'm also partial to the grammar lesson the Judge gave Vinny.


Vinny: It is possible that the two yutes...

Judge: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?

Vinny: Uh... what word?

Judge: Two what?

Vinny: What?

Judge: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?

Vinny: Yeah, two yutes.

Judge: What is a yute?

Vinny: Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two YOUTHS.

The two hwhat?
- hscesq

fixed (if i remember right)

The 2 utes
- DoubleDown

(frank).

The two what?
- hscesq

Youthz.

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A (frank)in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a (frank) what kind of pants the son of a female dog who shot you was wearing?
- hscesq

i like the "grits" defense.

i like the "grits" defense.
- Fountain-San

So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.

So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.
- hscesq

that's not it.

i like the "grits" defense.
- Fountain-San

Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

that's not it.
- Fountain-San

Thanks tips.

fixed (if i remember right)
- Crimsoninja

Yeah, the "h" is quite audible.

So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.
- hscesq

"I don't like your attitude."

"Oh there's a (frank)ing surprise..."

Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
- hscesq

so you're telling me it takes you 5 minutes to cook grits when it takes the rest of the grit cooking world 20 minutes?!!

Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
- hscesq

What movie is this?

What movie is this?
- Scabeh

Titanic.

Titanic.
- hscesq

Yup, the scene where Leonardo dies....

What movie is this?
- Scabeh

Goonies

Titanic.
- hscesq

my mistake.

Titanic.
- hscesq

Really shouldn't have fallen asleep then.... movie seems to really take off after the boat sinks!

What movie is this?
- Scabeh

Saving Private Ryan.

so you're telling me it takes you 5 minutes to cook grits when it takes the rest of the grit cooking world 20 minutes?!!
- Fountain-San

Once again, the communication process has broken down between us. It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that, and get a dismissal. Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process just because you find yourself in the unique position of defending clients who say they didn't do it.

Goonies
- Fountain-San

Thanks Fountain, at least someone here is being nice.

Really shouldn't have fallen asleep then.... movie seems to really take off after the boat sinks!
- Scabeh

isn't that the end?