So this crazy texted me last night. I want to sleep with her, but every conversation I have makes me want to get fixed before I do so.

Yak
- ystoil

Item #6?

So this crazy texted me last night. I want to sleep with her, but every conversation I have makes me want to get fixed before I do so.
- Lahey

haha, what all was she saying? You have fears she is going to do the whole "wrap her legs around you and scream PUT A BABY IN ME" ?

- Lahey

i always laugh at the (non-verbal)

haha, what all was she saying? You have fears she is going to do the whole "wrap her legs around you and scream PUT A BABY IN ME" ?
- ChetManly

Zero money

just started working after 8 months of nothing

hates this job and wants to quit

suppose to retake one course that her parents will pay for to get her LPN but doesn't feel like it

like when she was off for 8 months, because she got to sleep in and only had to help her grandma out with some household chores

next sentence she hated those household chores

wishes she could win the lottery so she wouldn't have to think of this stuff

wants to go to east of winnipeg because she hears it's beautiful

wants to go to mexico in January

bought some sort of necklace that was 60% off(probably stole it)

didn't like the white socks target sold so she went and bought designer socks from some place, but they don't feel good

i always laugh at the (non-verbal)
- ChetManly

I laughed when I saw the yes 3 times

Zero money

just started working after 8 months of nothing

hates this job and wants to quit

suppose to retake one course that her parents will pay for to get her LPN but doesn't feel like it

like when she was off for 8 months, because she got to sleep in and only had to help her grandma out with some household chores

next sentence she hated those household chores

wishes she could win the lottery so she wouldn't have to think of this stuff

wants to go to east of winnipeg because she hears it's beautiful

wants to go to mexico in January

bought some sort of necklace that was 60% off(probably stole it)

didn't like the white socks target sold so she went and bought designer socks from some place, but they don't feel good
- Lahey

Each and every single one of those items are a red flag. Very big red flags. I'd be worried that she would rape you while sleeping, but maybe she hates being on top?

I laughed when I saw the yes 3 times
- Lahey

pretty much one yes every ten days!

Each and every single one of those items are a red flag. Very big red flags. I'd be worried that she would rape you while sleeping, but maybe she hates being on top?
- ChetManly

Well she was about 8.7 points overweight when I meet her a month or 3 ago, now she gained another 10lbs or so.

So as long as I don't hear that she is going on a diet or starting working out I should be okay.

pretty much one yes every ten days!
- ChetManly

Honestly I don't know how any man can handle that. I mean if not sex she better at least get you off somehow else more often. My one cousin was getting sex a lot before marriage, his wife started a lot of it too. But like 2 months after he was a once a week oil change. Relationship went to poop and when they finally went to a therapist it took the therapist to tell her that well if your husband changed that drastically in the things he did for you wouldn't you be mad at him? Clicked in and everything was better again, to this day she doesn't really even know why she changed.

Also, I just realized that therapist has rapist in it.

As for that guy, I mean (frank) if he's getting it every 10 days it's not like he's going to last long anyway.

Honestly I don't know how any man can handle that. I mean if not sex she better at least get you off somehow else more often. My one cousin was getting sex a lot before marriage, his wife started a lot of it too. But like 2 months after he was a once a week oil change. Relationship went to poop and when they finally went to a therapist it took the therapist to tell her that well if your husband changed that drastically in the things he did for you wouldn't you be mad at him? Clicked in and everything was better again, to this day she doesn't really even know why she changed.

Also, I just realized that therapist has rapist in it.

As for that guy, I mean (frank) if he's getting it every 10 days it's not like he's going to last long anyway.
- Lahey

Yeah, sex is a pretty important thing. The gf and I had a cold spell of over 3 months before, but I was pretty sick and depressed and major post-concussion problems. It was bad.

Yeah, sex is a pretty important thing. The gf and I had a cold spell of over 3 months before, but I was pretty sick and depressed and major post-concussion problems. It was bad.
- ChetManly

Well if I wasn't getting any I'd be depressed

But ya something like that is different. I mean if her dad just died or she had some results from a doctor that made her change something with her life then okay I can understand.

But this "I don't feel good right now" when it fact all they really are saying is "I'm too (frank)ing lazy to spread my legs and lay on my back".

Well if I wasn't getting any I'd be depressed

But ya something like that is different. I mean if her dad just died or she had some results from a doctor that made her change something with her life then okay I can understand.

But this "I don't feel good right now" when it fact all they really are saying is "I'm too (frank)ing lazy to spread my legs and lay on my back".
- Lahey

The easiest is to just bend over the back of the couch for some quick behind action while dinner is cooking or tv is on!

I've always enjoyed the sleep humping

So ROR finally signed for 6M AAV, 2 years

So ROR finally signed for 6M AAV, 2 years
- ystoil

Avoided arbitration?

Avoided arbitration?
- ChetManly

I'd assume so.

Not a bad deal. ROR is better than RNH now, but often gets pegged as a #2 center. For the Avs sake hopefully the team does well and he ends up stopping this stupid contract BS and signs an extension while this contract is still valid.

I'd assume so.

Not a bad deal. ROR is better than RNH now, but often gets pegged as a #2 center. For the Avs sake hopefully the team does well and he ends up stopping this stupid contract BS and signs an extension while this contract is still valid.
- Lahey

I doubt it. I think he wants UFA.

I doubt it. I think he wants UFA.
- ystoil

I think he just wants money and that it doesn't matter who he gets it from.

I think he just wants money and that it doesn't matter who he gets it from.
- ChetManly

That's why I think the 2 year deal lessens what the Avs would get since how much are teams willing to pay for 2 years of service and considering he may be gone right after that?

If the Oilers were inquiring, I wouldn't include our 1st (maybe playoff teams would).

If we could swing a package surrounding Perron (also 2 years left on term), I'd do it.

That's why I think the 2 year deal lessens what the Avs would get since how much are teams willing to pay for 2 years of service and considering he may be gone right after that?

If the Oilers were inquiring, I wouldn't include our 1st (maybe playoff teams would).

If we could swing a package surrounding Perron (also 2 years left on term), I'd do it.
- ystoil

Perron + 2016 1st? That's probably an overpayment though. I'd hate to see Perron leave after having such a great year and the workhorse he is.

Perron + 2016 1st? That's probably an overpayment though. I'd hate to see Perron leave after having such a great year and the workhorse he is.
- ChetManly

You could protect the 2015 1st similar to how the Islanders did it. Or do the right to swap 1sts.

I think an Evander Kane - ROR swap could be beneficial for both teams. If Kane bounces back, I think Colorado adds due to term left on the deal.

Perron + 2016 1st? That's probably an overpayment though. I'd hate to see Perron leave after having such a great year and the workhorse he is.
- ChetManly

Don't trade Perron....he's the best thing the Oilers have had going for them since Pronger.

Has anyone ever watched a "buzzcast"?
I thought about it, but couldn't quite bring myself to do it.
- abware

Listened to Hendo talk about the oilers....nothing we do t already know was discussed.

Zero money

just started working after 8 months of nothing

hates this job and wants to quit

suppose to retake one course that her parents will pay for to get her LPN but doesn't feel like it

like when she was off for 8 months, because she got to sleep in and only had to help her grandma out with some household chores

next sentence she hated those household chores

wishes she could win the lottery so she wouldn't have to think of this stuff

wants to go to east of winnipeg because she hears it's beautiful

wants to go to mexico in January

bought some sort of necklace that was 60% off(probably stole it)

didn't like the white socks target sold so she went and bought designer socks from some place, but they don't feel good
- Lahey

Sounds like she has welfare and a trailer park in her future.