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MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jul 22 @ 3:40 PM ET
I'm a fussy beer drinker though. Like different ones, but my top 10 are
1.Guiness
2.Carlsberg
3.Steamwhistle

4.Boddingtons
5.Keiths White
6. Kilkenny
7.Ricards White

8.keiths green label
9.big Rock Traditional Ale
10.Kokanee- total poop but sometimes you end up somewhere with poop for selection.

- Jeropotato

Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:41 PM ET
Yeah, thats what I'm seeing on fb nowadays. A few girls went from 6 up to 8's. The best was one chick that was an 8, she put on like 5 lbs after having a baby and she is a solid 9.5 now.
- ChetManly

But now with the baby vagina, back down to 8.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 3:42 PM ET
But now with the baby vagina, back down to 8.
- Lahey

but I'll never see it, so no points reduced.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 3:44 PM ET
How about being so picky? Wouldn't date this girl because she wore weird clothes or was in band or had lop sided tits. Just an average girl that would've given me steady pole polishing. But yet these average girls were sane.

What I would give up for a sane chick, let along average.

- Lahey

Yeah, there are a few girls I wish I was smarter about. We had a new girl show up when I was grade 11, we got along well, but she wasn't anything special. Well now that's a different story, she is a solid 7.5, lives in NYC, works for the executives for Oprah's network, goes to fashion show parties, etc. I would enjoy that life!
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:44 PM ET
Yeah, there are a few girls I wish I was smarter about. We had a new girl show up when I was grade 11, we got along well, but she wasn't anything special. Well now that's a different story, she is a solid 7.5, lives in NYC, works for the executives for Oprah's network, goes to fashion show parties, etc. I would enjoy that life!
- ChetManly

Probably a dyke though
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 3:46 PM ET
Probably a dyke though
- Lahey

nah, pretty sure she is a partial coke head if anything. Fashion + NYC = coke city
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:46 PM ET
Yeah, there are a few girls I wish I was smarter about. We had a new girl show up when I was grade 11, we got along well, but she wasn't anything special. Well now that's a different story, she is a solid 7.5, lives in NYC, works for the executives for Oprah's network, goes to fashion show parties, etc. I would enjoy that life!
- ChetManly

There was one girl that I didn't date because other girls that weren't playing with my ding dong disliked her. She was fairly top heavy with a bit of an ass. Probably 7.5lbs too heavy, anyway she was dislike because she wore makeup and a lot of jewelry.

Yes you'd think stay away because there is a high maintenance female dog, but she bought everything from wal-mart. Should've taken a stab at her

Think she like the beaver now though.
The-O-G
Calgary Flames
Joined: 11.29.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:47 PM ET
nah, pretty sure she is a partial coke head if anything. Fashion + NYC = coke city
- ChetManly


hahaha well said!

Now that life sounds even better!
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 3:52 PM ET
There was one girl that I didn't date because other girls that weren't playing with my ding dong disliked her. She was fairly top heavy with a bit of an ass. Probably 7.5lbs too heavy, anyway she was dislike because she wore makeup and a lot of jewelry.

Yes you'd think stay away because there is a high maintenance female dog, but she bought everything from wal-mart. Should've taken a stab at her

Think she like the beaver now though.

- Lahey

The only thing I can't wait about having a kid is telling them how to man up around girls. It's hard to understand at the time, but what happens in school doesn't matter at all once you are done with it. And if you are smart, you can get the girls because they are all quite dumb.

There's only two girls I regret not dating from my high school days. One is dating some hipster retard for a solid 4 years now, and I don't know what happened to the other, but pretty sure she became a huge puck slut. she is a solid 12 out of 10, but major puck slut.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 3:52 PM ET
hahaha well said!

Now that life sounds even better!

- The-O-G

doesn't sound bad to me either!
Morris
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Hall looks disengaged, NS
Joined: 07.18.2007

Jul 22 @ 3:55 PM ET
Was discussing Sutter with Pitts fans a bit, and looking at their cap situation they have 6.4M in space with Sutter and Spalding to sign. I don't doubt they can get these guys locked up for that amount, but it may be worth a call on Sutter for a prospect and a pick in case Pitts wants some cap flexibility.
- ystoil

I wouldn't be opposed to it so long as it wasn't a big price.

Big difference between Kessy + 4th and Khaira + 2nd.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 3:57 PM ET
The only thing I can't wait about having a kid is telling them how to man up around girls. It's hard to understand at the time, but what happens in school doesn't matter at all once you are done with it. And if you are smart, you can get the girls because they are all quite dumb.

There's only two girls I regret not dating from my high school days. One is dating some hipster retard for a solid 4 years now, and I don't know what happened to the other, but pretty sure she became a huge puck slut. she is a solid 12 out of 10, but major puck slut.

- ChetManly

Yep, just (frank), don't give a poop what anyone says.

The thing is woman are a lot more mature then men at the time. They don't look at us and list all these (frank)ing faults like we do. They see a guy that has the nerve to ask them out and generally they aren't going to say no unless you are really reaching.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:01 PM ET
Yep, just (frank), don't give a poop what anyone says.

The thing is woman are a lot more mature then men at the time. They don't look at us and list all these (frank)ing faults like we do. They see a guy that has the nerve to ask them out and generally they aren't going to say no unless you are really reaching.

- Lahey

Plus, if you are nice and a girl doesn't mind you, they will generally say yes. I was surprised at some of the girls I got to go on dates with. of course it all means nothing now
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 4:05 PM ET
Plus, if you are nice and a girl doesn't mind you, they will generally say yes. I was surprised at some of the girls I got to go on dates with. of course it all means nothing now
- ChetManly

Hopefully jailbait reads this poop. He's probably worried about premature ejaculation, but the tip is they really don't know what they are doing so you can just say "wow you are amazing at giving head". They'll even like you more.


(frank) why didn't I have a teacher. Not "when i was your age all we did was drink, (frank) and fight".
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:12 PM ET
Projected lineup from lowetide:

L1: Hall-Nuge-Eberle
L2: Perron-Arcobello--Yakupov
L3: Pouliot-Draisaitl-Purcell
L4: Hendricks-Gordon-Pitlick
D1: Nikitin-Fayne
D2: Marincin-Schultz
D3: Ference-Petry
G1: Scrivens (Fasth)

If Arco continues how he was last year n Draisaitl can hit 35-40P/not get crushed possession-wise against soft comp, they won't fare too terribly. Much better than the team that played the last 20 games of last season
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:14 PM ET
Hopefully jailbait reads this poop. He's probably worried about premature ejaculation, but the tip is they really don't know what they are doing so you can just say "wow you are amazing at giving head". They'll even like you more.


(frank) why didn't I have a teacher. Not "when i was your age all we did was drink, (frank) and fight".

- Lahey

hahahah, well hopefully for JB that girls his age are still gullible.
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:14 PM ET
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:15 PM ET
Projected lineup from lowetide:

L1: Hall-Nuge-Eberle
L2: Perron-Arcobello--Yakupov
L3: Pouliot-Draisaitl-Purcell
L4: Hendricks-Gordon-Pitlick
D1: Nikitin-Fayne
D2: Marincin-Schultz
D3: Ference-Petry
G1: Scrivens (Fasth)

If Arco continues how he was last year n Draisaitl can hit 35-40P/not get crushed possession-wise against soft comp, they won't fare too terribly. Much better than the team that played the last 20 games of last season

- TheNugeIsHuge

I think it'd be better to switch up Perron and Pouliot. Or Yaks and Purcell. I'm sure Eakins will have fun tinkering with this lineup.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:15 PM ET

- TheNugeIsHuge

wtf
saskoil21
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.09.2009

Jul 22 @ 4:21 PM ET
Mythbusters taught me that as long as you write down your findings, it's science
- ChetManly


saskoil21
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.09.2009

Jul 22 @ 4:23 PM ET
I wish I would've nailed fatties in high school like I do know. You know how many fatties lost weight and look good now? On the flip side so many hot chicks have let themselves go or the fake and bake has taken it's toll.
- Lahey



So freaking true...
saskoil21
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.09.2009

Jul 22 @ 4:25 PM ET
But now with the baby vagina, back down to 8.
- Lahey



Thats what blow jobs and anal are for... whats wrong with you man???
OilerFan16
Edmonton Oilers
Location: SK
Joined: 07.15.2013

Jul 22 @ 4:27 PM ET
http://www.nhl.com/ice/ne...26783&navid&cmpid=nhl-twt
Draisaitl
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Jul 22 @ 4:28 PM ET


Looks stoned.
ystoil
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jul 22 @ 4:33 PM ET
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=726783&navid&cmpid=nhl-twt
Draisaitl

- OilerFan16


That's thehockeynews' write up on him now. Also have him listed at 6'2 204lbs. He's 215lbs now

Assets: A top offensive forward, he excels at playmaking and puck distribution (but he can also finish off plays himself). Is obsessed with getting better in his overall game and plays with passion.

Flaws: At times, his exuberance gets him into trouble on the ice. Therefore, he needs to become more disciplined in order to maximize his vast offensive talent. Also, he needs to work on his consistency.

Career Potential: Talented playmaker with big upside.
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