NHL, Europe, AHL or ECHL.
- AdamFrench

TY

check this headline out:

Company limits bathroom breaks to 6 minutes a day

wtf?
- Gary_B.

bro they're right sometimes I'm done poopting after 5 minuets but I (frank) around on my phone for another 30

Never pickle a beet.
- AdamFrench

My wife makes a beet salad that I'm sure you'd love... lots of garlic, caraway seeds, onion and other goodness

bro they're right sometimes I'm done poopting after 5 minuets but I (frank) around on my phone for another 30
- dt99999

ok so then how about a 15 minute limit? 6 minutes if ridiculous.

My wife makes a beet salad that I'm sure you'd love... lots of garlic, caraway seeds, onion and other goodness
- lumlums

choke on it

check this headline out:

Company limits bathroom breaks to 6 minutes a day

wtf?
- Gary_B.

I'd get yellow eyes pretty quickly.

ok so then how about a 15 minute limit? 6 minutes if ridiculous.
- Gary_B.

6 minutes aggregate or per occurrence?

choke on it
- dt99999

I'd love to even be able to keep it down right now

6 minutes aggregate or per occurrence?
- dt99999

I'd love to even be able to keep it down right now
- lumlums

I see you have issues with being full of poop.

I see you have issues with being full of poop.
- WaterBoy

Um...that would be from the other hole Marty.

6 minutes aggregate or per occurrence?
- dt99999

Can't be aggregate. What if you have Mexican for lunch?

I see you have issues with being full of poop.
- WaterBoy

Right now there's not a single bit of poop left in me.

We're talking through the eye of a needle here

Um...that would be from the other hole Marty.
- hscesq

Can't be aggregate. What if you have Mexican for lunch?
- hscesq

I know then it'd be nuts but if you see it from the employer's point of view, over a 8.0 hour workday if some dude spends 30 minutes in the poopter that's 6.25% of his time gone there.

over an entire workforce it's a lot.


does the 6 minute limit include transit time from workstation to can?

I know then it'd be nuts but if you see it from the employer's point of view, over a 8.0 hour workday if some dude spends 30 minutes in the poopter that's 6.25% of his time gone there.

over an entire workforce it's a lot.


does the 6 minute limit include transit time from workstation to can?
- dt99999

Why not put the workstations IN the bathrooms?

Why not put the workstations IN the bathrooms?
- hscesq

or a toilet at each workstation.

what if a guy takes his laptop with him and works while on the poopter?

or a toilet at each workstation.
- dt99999

Do they sit on it while working, or is it separately situated? Could have a space issue.

what if a guy takes his laptop with him and works while on the poopter?
- dt99999

Shouldn't count against the cap. BUT, does that mean installing wifi in the poopter?

what if a guy takes his laptop with him and works while on the poopter?
- dt99999

They'd have to install an internet cable in the toilet.

Do they sit on it while working, or is it separately situated? Could have a space issue.
- hscesq

I think plumbing issues would be worse and the cost of setting this up would outweigh the efficiency gain

Shouldn't count against the cap. BUT, does that mean installing wifi in the poopter?
- hscesq

If you want a secure network you don't let your employees work on wifi...

Shouldn't count against the cap. BUT, does that mean installing wifi in the poopter?
- hscesq

good point> I still get wi-fi in there but many places probably still rely on cable.

I think plumbing issues would be worse and the cost of setting this up would outweigh the efficiency gain
- dt99999

So we need to extend the 6 minutes by at least 50-75%.