poop's getting real early today whoa
- DoubleDown

Also, I've dealt with 3 kinds of diarrhea so far today and it's not even 8:30
- muffin_man

I just read about some guy on FB, who slept through two feedings and a sick dog.

Also, I've dealt with 3 kinds of diarrhea so far today and it's not even 8:30
- muffin_man

we had a guy in our class once... 7th grade i think. remember when we had to do public speaking and everyone had to write a 6-7 minute speech? this guy wrote his on diarrhea. 12 year old kid in front of 25 12 year old classmates just standing there and talking about diarrhea for 7 minutes.

poop's getting real early today whoa
- DoubleDown

I told you so.

we had a guy in our class once... 7th grade i think. remember when we had to do public speaking and everyone had to write a 6-7 minute speech? this guy wrote his on diarrhea. 12 year old kid in front of 25 12 year old classmates just standing there and talking about diarrhea for 7 minutes.
- DoubleDown

(frank)ing DT...

we had a guy in our class once... 7th grade i think. remember when we had to do public speaking and everyone had to write a 6-7 minute speech? this guy wrote his on diarrhea. 12 year old kid in front of 25 12 year old classmates just standing there and talking about diarrhea for 7 minutes.
- DoubleDown

Must've been pretty epic.

we had a guy in our class once... 7th grade i think. remember when we had to do public speaking and everyone had to write a 6-7 minute speech? this guy wrote his on diarrhea. 12 year old kid in front of 25 12 year old classmates just standing there and talking about diarrhea for 7 minutes.
- DoubleDown

No poop?

No poop?
- hscesq

hohohohohoh

we had a guy in our class once... 7th grade i think. remember when we had to do public speaking and everyone had to write a 6-7 minute speech? this guy wrote his on diarrhea. 12 year old kid in front of 25 12 year old classmates just standing there and talking about diarrhea for 7 minutes.
- DoubleDown

Still have the notes you took ?

No poop?
- hscesq

thankfully this wasn't a "show and tell", if you catch my drift

No poop?
- hscesq

(frank)ing DT...
- Pecafan Fan

HEY!!

Still have the notes you took ?
- bixll

no but i will never forget his opening line: "diarrhea is a form of loose stool..."
took him 3-4 tries to do it without laughing but gotta give him credit, he got through the whole thing after that without so much as breaking a smile.

no but i will never forget his opening line: "diarrhea is a form of loose stool..."
took him 3-4 tries to do it without laughing but gotta give him credit, he got through the whole thing after that without so much as breaking a smile.
- DoubleDown

Imagine if he would have farted during the speech.. Long lingering fart..

thankfully this wasn't a "show and tell", if you catch my drift
- DoubleDown

No. Please expand.

Canadiens have fired Patrice Brisenois. They did not like how he handled Beaulieu, Tinordi and Pateryne.
- Champ

Coup de théâtre

Imagine if he would have farted during the speech.. Long lingering fart..
- bixll

sauce fart

no but i will never forget his opening line: "diarrhea is a form of loose stool..."
took him 3-4 tries to do it without laughing but gotta give him credit, he got through the whole thing after that without so much as breaking a smile.
- DoubleDown

Did the teacher enjoy the speech? What school was this?

No. Please expand.
- hscesq

i suppose a demonstration would have been even worse

Coup de théâtre
- Not_Yan

*frappe Yan avec un théatre.

Did the teacher enjoy the speech? What school was this?
- hscesq

don;t remember... but if the speech was well done, what could she do? it's not like he was promoting hate ideology. West Island College.

*frappe Yan avec un théatre.
- BashCH

AYOYE

this thread has gone to poop

this thread has gone to poop
- dt999999

Your presence doesn't help in that department.

don;t remember... but if the speech was well done, what could she do? it's not like he was promoting hate ideology. West Island College.
- DoubleDown

You were in college in seventh grade? Liar.