oh good
- DoubleDown

Any update on the 4 minute guy from this morning?

WHAT. THE. (frank). is QP talking about?!?!

Terrence Richardson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Richardson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Richardson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Richardson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.

Any update on the 4 minute guy from this morning?
- hscesq

Could still be in there...

Any update on the 4 minute guy from this morning?
- hscesq

he's doing a nice job of pacing himself.

Terrence Richardson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Richardson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Richardson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Richardson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
- golfingsince

i guess i misunderstood the term "undue"

Can't they just find a virgin island, somewhere, and move Palestine over there?

Can't they just find a virgin island, somewhere, and move Palestine over there?
- Pecafan Fan

This topic is off limits, sorry.

Can't they just find a virgin island, somewhere, and move Palestine over there?
- Pecafan Fan

meh. why ruin a perfectly good virgin island.

Can't they just find a virgin island, somewhere, and move Palestine over there?
- Pecafan Fan

QP, thoughts on Israeli-Palestine relations please?
start with history of, followed by accusations of wrongdoing, concluding with your 10-point suggestions for solving the strife.

Dan, that was funny, but we will NOT get into this here.

QP, thoughts on Israeli-Palestine relations please?
start with history of, followed by accusations of wrongdoing, concluding with your 10-point suggestions for solving the strife.
- DoubleDown

This one is REALLY funny, so I will leave it.

This topic is off limits, sorry.
- hscesq

Was that a "fence" joke?

QP, thoughts on Israeli-Palestine relations please?
start with history of, followed by accusations of wrongdoing, concluding with your 10-point suggestions for solving the strife.
- DoubleDown

This one is REALLY funny, so I will leave it.
- hscesq

Was the award winner post collateral damage ?

QP, thoughts on Israeli-Palestine relations please?
start with history of, followed by accusations of wrongdoing, concluding with your 10-point suggestions for solving the strife.
- DoubleDown

and a thorough analysis of the natural resources held by Israel and Palestine to make sure they can cover their debt.

Was that a "fence" joke?
- Pecafan Fan

By Dan? I don't believe so. I just don't think this is the place for this debate. It will get ugly very quickly.

and a thorough analysis of the natural resources held by Israel and Palestine to make sure they can cover their debt.
- Pea-Brain

Was the award winner post collateral damage ?
- golfingsince

Likely so.

Likely so.
- hscesq

In that case, here it is.

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed, and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her (are you sitting down?)…..
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who also might buy a motor home.

Terrence Richardson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Richardson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Richardson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Richardson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
- golfingsince

In that case, here it is.

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed, and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her (are you sitting down?)…..
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who also might buy a motor home.
- golfingsince

http://www.stellaawards.com/bogus.html

$35,000 Tesla coming soon . . .

http://www.forbes.com/sit...el-iii-is-coming-in-2017/

By Dan? I don't believe so. I just don't think this is the place for this debate. It will get ugly very quickly.
- hscesq

pretty sure there aren't many palestinians around here.

pretty sure there aren't many palestinians around here.
- Fountain-San

number_23 maybe that's about it

number_23 maybe that's about it
- dt99999

He's from Kazakhstan